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    Default Re: Things you should NOT DO as a newbie

    things you should NOT DO as a newbie:

    the manager.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    ^ Haaaaaaaaaaaaa.

    That's hilarious. But true. Looks desperate. And is totally naïve.

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    Default Re: Things you should NOT DO as a newbie

    Quote Originally Posted by Athenathefabulous View Post
    things you should NOT DO as a newbie:

    the manager.
    Word.

    Besides, if he tries, he's probably tried it with plenty of others.

    If he's REALLY a good one you won't know that he's hitting on you though, and neither will anyone else.
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    Don't step on my fucking toes by letting my once gentlemanly customers grope you Don't wear my same outfits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayna Skye View Post
    Wash your ass! I don't know what it is about new girls walking around all funky, but it happens a lot. Seems like that would just be common sense. I washed up when I first started dancing, but I once saw a new girl wear the same panties for a three staight days, and on the fourth day, didn't wash them, but picked the crust out of them, and wore them. We called her stinky Mandy. I've got other stories about stinky new girls, but I think you get my point.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellydancer View Post
    I just thought of a few things. Sound minor but could prevent dancers getting in trouble.

    Don't really give your last name to anyone except for contracts and whatnot. I rarely gave out my real first name, but never gave out my last name. The reason? Not just because they might steal your info for financial reasons, but also legal reasons. I once got to work and found out the cops were looking for me. The reason? Because one of the dancers gave him my stage name. Luckily this was straightened out because I am a clean dancer, and I wasn't there that day. I shudder to think what might have happened if the dancer knew my name. Also, another dancer could steal your information. We'd all like to think every dancer is decent, but we all know many are thieves/drug addicts, etc.


    Always carry your drivers license or ID on your body. I don't know if this is true, but I've heard that you can get busted if a cop wants to see your id and you don't have it.
    I understand carrying an ID or DL on your person, but where? And secondly, how and why would you get busted from being a clean dancer???

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    Quote Originally Posted by deedee at the beach View Post
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    I understand carrying an ID or DL on your person, but where? And secondly, how and why would you get busted from being a clean dancer???
    Carry around a small purse you can keep on you at all times. I never once lost anything by using one. Also it's really getting busted but cops will raid clubs and it is always best to be prepared for these situations.





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    Quote Originally Posted by deedee at the beach View Post
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    I understand carrying an ID or DL on your person, but where? And secondly, how and why would you get busted from being a clean dancer???
    I carried it in a small purse. As for being busted, this never happened to me, but I know of times where the cops bust every dancer. I know these cases are usually thrown out (or cops decide not to press charges) but sometimes they are out to get dancers. These seems to happen a lot before elections.

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    Show up for your shift at the club in stripper clothes, barefoot with a bottle of vodka. Like, if you can't afford to go to CVS and snag a hot pair of $6.99 flip flops, WHY are you wearing hot pink fishnet stockings and sipping form a a bottle of Stoli?

    (Did I mention that this is the very same girl that I had to write about in the "Worst Stage Name" thread?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Simone NinaNin View Post
    Show up for your shift at the club in stripper clothes, barefoot with a bottle of vodka. Like, if you can't afford to go to CVS and snag a hot pair of $6.99 flip flops, WHY are you wearing hot pink fishnet stockings and sipping form a a bottle of Stoli?

    (Did I mention that this is the very same girl that I had to write about in the "Worst Stage Name" thread?)
    Good Lord.

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    Default Re: Things you should NOT DO as a newbie

    wow.

    thanks for all the tips!

    and the bitch with the crusty panties....ew. ew. ewwwwwwwww.
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    Wearing striped granny panties underneath booty shorts is not sexy.
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    Default Re: Things you should NOT DO as a newbie

    Mittens? OR was it Muffin? lol.

    Wow, yeah the granny panties is pretty bad.
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