things you should NOT DO as a newbie:
the manager.





things you should NOT DO as a newbie:
the manager.
The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.



^ Haaaaaaaaaaaaa.
That's hilarious. But true. Looks desperate. And is totally naïve.





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Don't step on my fucking toes by letting my once gentlemanly customers grope youDon't wear my same outfits.
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I carried it in a small purse. As for being busted, this never happened to me, but I know of times where the cops bust every dancer. I know these cases are usually thrown out (or cops decide not to press charges) but sometimes they are out to get dancers. These seems to happen a lot before elections.



Show up for your shift at the club in stripper clothes, barefoot with a bottle of vodka. Like, if you can't afford to go to CVS and snag a hot pair of $6.99 flip flops, WHY are you wearing hot pink fishnet stockings and sipping form a a bottle of Stoli?
(Did I mention that this is the very same girl that I had to write about in the "Worst Stage Name" thread?)
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wow.
thanks for all the tips!
and the bitch with the crusty panties....ew. ew. ewwwwwwwww.
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Wearing striped granny panties underneath booty shorts is not sexy.
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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Mittens? OR was it Muffin? lol.
Wow, yeah the granny panties is pretty bad.
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