So today was my first day! I was super nervous and almost fell off the stage twice. My legs are so sore, I'm about to die. I made decent money for only working 3 hours. But I have a funny story to share...
There was this old old old mexican guy who probably didn't speak a word of english.. He was sitting at the tip rail while I was onstage. (I didn't even know what I was doing up there. Just moving around really slow, probably did the same move about 40 billion times because I don't know any pole tricks and I decided to be sober) He kept making kissing noises at me. I continued my ridiculous dancing and fumbling with my bra and tripping over my shoes and then finally the torture was over.. I get off stage and he asks me for a dance.. I was like.. "Um.. Let me talk to my manager". Lol I was so nervous I didn't even want to say yes. I was like, they didn't train me in giving lap dances yet so wtf am I supposed to do with this guy? My manager was like, take him to one of the booths, and you'll figure something out. Just take his money first.
So I took his 20 bucks and put it in my little box thing and then set it down and I'm about to sit on his lap to start my dance when the security guard pushes me out of the way and starts yelling at the guy. I turn around and his pants are totally unbuttoned and unzipped and I guess he did this while I was fumbling around with 20 dollars wondering why someone would give that to me to dance one song for them.. (I have a lot to learn, I know). And this guy is sitting here acting like he had no idea his pants were undone. It made me laugh so hard, he was like this 90 year old man with arthritis who didn't speak a word of English, pullin such a stunt on poor little me!
The security guard said I have to always look before I sit. Lesson learned. I just couldn't stop laughing at this guy for trying that. What a sneaky ol perv! Lol. So I ended up giving him 3 lapdances (after he zipped up) and I swear from the things he was saying and the way he was breathing, I think I almost put him into cardiac arrest. I had to stop after 3, he was trying to lick my face and eat my hair. It was so funny but I was getting grossed out.
I don't know if I'm meant for this business because I found too many things funny today and I am sooooo clumsy it's unreal. Plus I don't like to drink. Blah I'm lame. Just thought this old guy was amusing. Apparently he is a regular so hopefully he will be back so I can witness more of his antics.![]()





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Yeah I was told that because I'm new, I'm gonna be making a lot of "new girl money" but with that comes the regulars trying to see what they can get away with. I was continuously told by the girls to not do anything I don't feel comfortable with. Ever. Like they drilled it into my brain. I understand. I think my club seems pretty clean (for the most part) and they don't want their reputation to change.


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