Not sure if this has been covered before, but I started thinking about some of the most memorable customers (especially the awful ones) while reading another thread about men posting on this site.
While working one dead afternoon, a guy comes in and sits at the stage. He is the only customer so we are hoping that he will be a good one. Right away he crosses his arms in front of him and starts complaining to the manager before he even receives his drink. "Why is it so quiet, why are there only four girls, why aren't they on stage, why is there a two drink minimum..." and on and on. One of the dancers starts her stage when he receives his drink and then goes over to talk with him after she is finished. She comes back over to the bar after a quick exchange and the customer gets up and leaves. "What happened?" we ask. "He said that I didn't take enough off on stage-I didn't show my pussy". The manager went over to the table to remove his barely touched drink and said "well obviously you did enough for him to do the job." There was a freshly used condom laying on the floor in-between where his feet would have been. (We weren't paying much attention while she was on stage, but he was sitting right in the middle of the room!) So, after insulting us, he left his mess to be picked up. EWWW!



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