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    The Airport Solution



    Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports.
    Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

    It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift. Case closed!

    This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
    Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number..."

    Works for me!
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    Like batteries? There's an awful lot of stuff you can take on a plane that can be made to blow up that's perfectly innocent

    I'm just going to start driving around Europe if these get installed in many more airports.
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    Quote Originally Posted by You Know Me View Post
    The Airport Solution




    Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports.
    Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

    It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift. Case closed!

    This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
    Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number..."

    Works for me!
    Uhhh...if an explosive device is powerful enough to blow up the plane, don't you think it would take out a good chunk of the airport??? Not to mention passengers and staff?

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    ^^My thoughts exactly. Nice idea, but not possible in real life

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    lol people it was a email semi joke about how stupid things are getting out there. If you have ever been on standby it was semi funny....

    ok epic fail...whatever i liked it
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    Quote Originally Posted by wanderlust08 View Post
    Uhhh...if an explosive device is powerful enough to blow up the plane, don't you think it would take out a good chunk of the airport??? Not to mention passengers and staff?
    somehow i doubt people would be asked to step behind a curtain...LOL.
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    eh, i thought it was funny. realistic or not, lol

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