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    (snip)"Terrorists Could Use Explosives in Breast Implants to Crash Planes, Experts Warn

    The Sun

    Plastic surgeons using explosive-laden breast implants in homicide bombers could be a new terror tactic that current airport scanning methods may miss.

    Female homicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered.

    The shocking new Al Qaeda tactic involves radical doctors inserting the explosives in women's breasts during plastic surgery — making them "virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines."

    It is believed the doctors have been trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals before returning to their own countries to perform the surgical procedures.

    MI5 has also discovered that extremists are inserting the explosives into the buttocks of some male bombers.

    "Women suicide bombers recruited by Al Qaeda are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery," Terrorist expert Joseph Farah claims.

    The lethal explosives called PETN are inserted inside plastic shapes during the operation, before the breast is then sewn up."(snip)

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    Default Re: Does this mean that we'll now be 'strip searched' or 'squeeze tested'?

    I can't wait for the lawsuits to start popping up when they decide to 'test' for bombs on hot, big breasted bombshells :\

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    Sorry, this is sad and its crazy the worlds come to this.
    But it still made me LOL. Sorry :/

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    Planes are really fucking easy to bring down, the shoe bomber and the panty bomber failed only through sheer incompetence. If either of those guys had gone to the bathroom rather than tried to light their bombs right at their seats they would have likely succeeded. Frankly unless we want to submit to full body cavity searches before flying we are just going to have to put up with the almost infinitesimal chance that our plane will be the one getting bombed. You can hide shit anywhere, booby traps do seem a bit problematic though like do they have some sort of nipple fuse?

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    That's what I was wondering... how does one ignite the booby bomb..?
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    Ugh, this makes me sick to my stomach. I can't possibly imagine a woman who would be willing to do this!
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    Default Re: Does this mean that we'll now be 'strip searched' or 'squeeze tested'?

    Wow I really hate reading things like this. It's just sooo depressing :/ Ugh. Yet another thing to worry about on airplanes... oh well, I won't be in an airplane for many years now. Just had my last family vacation before I go off to college. So I guess that's a plus. Minus for the "hot, big breasted bombshells :\" as Lexi Girl said.

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    Already there's been quite a few issues with things like nipple piercings and underwire bras that have been causing women discomfort and embarrassment when flying.

    http://cbs5.com/local/nipple.rings.flight.2.686288.html

    http://articles.sfgate.com/2008-08-2...tector-bra-tsa

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    ^I've never had my underwire go off, or any of my piercings. o_O
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    My underwire has.
    And some woman would not volunteer to do this. Some could be forced.

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    I'm concerned that this could lead to the addition of every girl with implants to the 'no fly list'

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    Default Re: Does this mean that we'll now be 'strip searched' or 'squeeze tested'?

    oh good. lawsuits everywhere will pop up when the united states says that heidi montag now can't fly because she's a terrorist.

    people are already worried about being too politically correct, there's no way people with breast implants won't be able to fly. there was a big thing on the news a few weeks ago about how someone got on a plane because TSA was worried about racial profiling. it happens every time a major or even minor terroristic attack happens, whoever's fault it was was worried about racial profiling. and you know what, everyone in this country is so lawsuit happy that if rasheed was strip searched, and not john smith, then you know what, should rasheed choose to file a lawsuit, he'd probably win.

    edit: plus the fake vs real thing, i just see this being a big, huge offensive mess... :/

    and on a side note, none of my piercings have gone off, though someday i secretly hope they will. they would swipe the wand over my panties and i'd be like, OH ITS CAUSE I HAVE A GENITAL PIERCING, YOU CAN SEE IT TO MAKE SURE IT'S NOT A BOMB. *drops panties* hahahahahahahahaha
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    Default Re: Does this mean that we'll now be 'strip searched' or 'squeeze tested'?

    ^ This.

    I am always SO DISAPPOINTED. Like augh, strip search me, hot airport dude.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Melonie View Post
    [url]MI5 has also discovered that extremists are inserting the explosives into the buttocks of some male bombers.
    ...that would be an ASS BOMB, i guess. Then again, maybe they will insert a cyanide gas apparatus up their ass and fart us to death.
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    Default Re: Does this mean that we'll now be 'strip searched' or 'squeeze tested'?

    Wouldn't you think that those 3-d scanner things they have at a few of the airports would catch this?

    on the other hand... Ass bomb... *gigglesnort*.

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    Default Re: Does this mean that we'll now be 'strip searched' or 'squeeze tested'?

    That's what they're probably hoping- that lawsuits will keep us from being able to check for them.
    Ass bombs. If you're that dedicated, well then you deserve to blow.

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