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    Default Re: This made me want to puke.

    There are so many guys at my club that put dollar bills in their mouths and expect us to take it from them with our boobs. I always gesture them over, take the dollar with my hand, and throw it on the stage, haha.

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    pathetic.

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    It's just the fact that they're on the internet looking for ways to get the most out of us for the least cash. Are they also googling the best way to throw a fit at a restaurant to get a free meal? Steal cable? Siphon bandwith from the neighbor's internet? Fucking pathetic. I think if I started a stripper school, this would be required reading so that girls stop getting taken advantage of by what are basically SCAMMERS.

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    Default Re: This made me want to puke.

    actually, i've worked with a lot of dancers who don't know what the fuck they're doing and will sit with customers forever without making a dollar off of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    actually, i've worked with a lot of dancers who don't know what the fuck they're doing and will sit with customers forever without making a dollar off of them.
    Oh I KNOW. When I first started dancing I became friendly with a girl who would sit and talk to customers for an hour or more without ever first negotiating prices or anything, and be very frustrated when he wouldn't pay her anything for her time. I tried helping her develop techniques to make more, but I guess I came across offensively to her, being a month into an industry that she had been in for a year or more.

    I'm definitely very guilty of this myself however, especially when I feel like I'm not making a connection to a custie, I feel bad asking him to buy something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NREXM View Post
    There are so many guys at my club that put dollar bills in their mouths and expect us to take it from them with our boobs. I always gesture them over, take the dollar with my hand, and throw it on the stage, haha.
    Same. Or I'll get really close like I'm going to do something sexy. Then I snatch the money and move on.
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    Do they seriously think they are going to get a dancer to play pool with them for a single lap dance on the line? What a joke! That would be a huge waste of time.
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    ugh.

    for strippers, try not to work at clubs that encourage cheapness in customers by having cheap drinks, free entry, pool tables, etc. there are plenty of shitty clubs where guys can get away with that kind of crap. there are also clubs that charge 20 bucks at the door and don't have pool tables.

    oh, and dude said 'peak her interest' instead of 'pique her interest' (my only grammar/spelling pet peeve), therefore he is stupid anyways.
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    What a dumbass! If d they don't offer to buy me a drink, I'll ask them immediately for a dance I'm not going to waste my time talking to a PL for 3 songs without a drink. Come on. I need a few drinks to make them somewhat amusing.

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    LMAO @ suggesting to play truth or dare. seriously, people play truth or dare at the strip club?
    yeaaa. I do not waste my time... if a group wants to tip me a dollar each, I will collect that money and keep it moving. I'm not sitting down and chilling for more than 2 songs unless they are buying dances.

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    That is disgusting. And lame. Wow. I ignored any man that tried that shit with me.





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    OMG this is so hilarious. First of all it sounds like it was written by an 18-year-old or a 40 Year old PL with a grade 8 education. Whoever wrote this must frequent a serious dive because not a single dancer at my club would play along with any of that shit.

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    If a girl is silly enough to let customers get away with weird shit I say let her monopolize the cheap customers.

    To me sitting on laps should be prohibited. It's never really been my thing. If you don't want to sit on a custy's lap:

    Customer: Why don't you have a seat...

    Dancer: Let's hit up the V.I.P. and I'll sit on your lap all you want.

    It doesn't always get a dance to be honest but it sends the message that my time and ass are not free samples.

    I wouldn't sit on a guys lap in a regular bar so why would I do it in a strip club. We charge for that shit.




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    Truth or Dare?

    I dare you to give me all your money.
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    Like I would ever play truth or dare with some customer. PuhLEEZE!

    These tips are laughable. Any stripper with half a brain won't fall for these tricks. If I see a guy with only 1 dollar bill visible, he is already high on my shit list. Unless his hand is reaching back in his pocket or wallet for more cash, I won't be around long.
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    ^ but the thing is, the hot ditzy 18 year olds who just started and don't have a clue what they're doing...this shit does work on them. not always. a lot of those girls are plenty greedy. but some aren't. some are stupid.

    so if a guy can find that one hot young newbie, he's hit the jackpot.

    which is why it's so important for older girls to be friendly and try to help the new girls. because if they feed into the cheap loser's game, it hurts all of us.
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    These cheapo "techniques" won't work for one second with true professionals,but it's hilarious to see them try to come up with new ones!

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    Wow the things they think up. Wonder if they were drunk?!?
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    I wish that article enabled comments... the things I would say to insult that poor sob's intelligence...

    lolz @ 'peaking' interest. I'm a high school drop out that knows better... so what is that saying about him?
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    I find this very funny. Sadly there are plenty of girls who sit with customers forever and they make nothing or very little. I am not going to sit with a customer for an hour for ONE drink and MAYBE a dance or two. Not worth it, no matter how slow the room is. I will sit alone before I sit forever hoping he will give me money. There are PLENTY of dancers who just can't get the hint that the customer is not interested or broke and will sit forever. I will never understand why some clubs have pool tables, but I definetely would NOT play pool with some cheap idiot if my club did.
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    like already mentioned, only new girls would fall for this shit. and i've never worked in a club with a pool table, nor do i think i would (nothing against them) but i would expect to be paid money to play pool, and not just a freaking dollar...i would rather sit and wait for a custie who wants to actually spend money.
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    when you read stuff like this its so easy to realise where alot of guys get them horri customer habbits from amd stupid questions. they dont seem to realise we have brains duh! lol

    i like the way they think a dollar sounds so appealing haha,

    "You may have to sweeten the pot by adding that the winner gets a couple dollars or something."

    blah, thast like 60-£1.20 over here lol i wouldnt show my big toe for that! haha

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