^ I do this all of the time. It's like I rise to the challenge or something...
^ I do this all of the time. It's like I rise to the challenge or something...

My friday was shit tooHad a guy complain no girls were approaching him and all he wanted was a dance. I smiled and said I could dance for him if he wanted, but he turned me down. I asked if he had a type and he said "A bitch who isn't socially awkward like you and who wants my money". So I just smiled and walked off to get ready for my stage. Start dancing and guess who is sitting there holding a $2 tip, so I gave him a little mini grind and kept going. Guy next to him gives me a $20, so naturally he got a longer dance. I was about to ask the second guy if he wanted a private when the first wanker starts yelling at me for not spending enough time on him...
Needless to say, shit night all round, ended up drinking far too much because guys were happy enough to buy champagne but not a dance. I left about 3 am depressed and went home crying, I'm not working this week but it will give me a chance to get some me time in and get my hair done. Sigh, fuck fridays
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I had a shitty Friday last night. Gave a guy ONE dance in the VIP and then he didn't want to pay....ugh! Had to go get the bouncer, yada yada yada....
One dance?!? Seriously?!!?






Or the ones who tell you they'll pay you to go out back and get the girl they like, and then abuse you when she doesn't want to come out and dance for you because you're a grabby wanker who doesn't tip?





At my new club we had some dumb bitches throwing PENNIES at one of the new girls WTF?![]()
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Mon-Wednesday=Decent nights, customers like it cause its not too crowded and a lot of rich guys (Doctors, business owners, etc.) don't work these days so they re bound to be out and about. Not as many girls to compete with since many of the hot college dancers are at home studying or getting ready for class in the morning.
Thursday= Customers that are there to spend money and want to make it to the club before the weekend when the party crowd is there. A small part crowd may be present, but this is a good night.
Friday= Broke losers just got paid and will spend $50 ($30 of it at the bar on michelob ultra beer) at the stripclub but pretend they are highrollers because they are insecure of themselves. If you need to work, go in early and try to snag the older clients that may be in there after work.
Saturday= Older married guys go to dinner with their buddies and what do they feel like doing later? Playing poker in one the guys moldy basements or watching young naked chick all night?? Duh, saturdays rock!
Sunday- Hit or miss. Club is filled with service industry people (in the biz night) since many of them have Sundays and Mondays off. Bartenders, waiters, poker dealers, bar and restaurant managers. Lower-Middle class, but good tippers and most likely they like getting sloshed when they go out. It is possible to take a days pay ($100-200?) from one of these guys when the are high on vodka and in love with you for the night The club may have a handful of fat cats, but never enough to go around for all the hot girls.
wow, it's the opposite way round over here- fridays is a decent night with suits and spenders, sat full of young guys, women, clubbers and gawkers. In Aus this'd be the fck SAT thread, all the girls here bitch on sat night.. wtf? maybe a cultural thing!?
but i second that weeknights inc sunday can be hidden gems - same cash as the weekend sometimes for a shorter shift and less stress!! yay!
I capitalize on weekdays as well. Less stressful for me..
Plus, if I work during the week, then I still have a full weekend. And when I used to work Fridays or Saturdays, I really missed having free time to spend with my SO, etc.





^ Yes .... I refuse to work every weekend. I just feel like I'm missing out on too much ! I shake things up with some clubs days during week and some on weekends ( boy is out of town this weekend so I'll just be at the club the whole time ). When he's back though, I want the whole weekend off !
^ Totally. It's also kind of just depressing to be working when everyone else is off of work.
I also work every other weekend.
In the spirit of this thread, I just had hands-down the worst Friday ever. I worked day shift and night shift (12 hours total) and didn't even make 400 (160 of which goes towards my expenses for the two days I'm in town). So that meant I made less than 240 take-home after 12 hours of work, people were being giant assholes, and I wanted to punch everyone.
Fucking Fridays. Thankfully Saturday made up for it.
i really hate working fri/sat. too many girls, i hate crowds.
sundays are usually my main night, i don't know why. weird "the unchurched come out to play" thing? all i know is, i like it!
yes, fuck friday nights! i'm sick of bachelor parties that don't spend. we're on bourbon st, so we get a lot of broke-ass drunken assholes.





I don't work fridays unless is a private.




I have a love/hate with fridays. on one hand, there are a ton of guys to ask so if you're just really not in the mood you can do that really obnoxious "wanna dance?" approach to every single customers and actually make money that way. my club always gets a very young crowd on fridays so it's a waste of time to sit and bullshit with the teenagers.





wow i forgot to post about my friday a week and 2 days ago.
Within the collection of customers i had:
1. A couple came in. They have a stack of ones on the table. The lady wants to buy a table dance, i tell her it is 20 and i start dancing for her and she puts ones in my thong. i shimmy down and go figure, no panties, eck so i do the dance further away. So at the end of the dance i ask for the money... shes like 'baby we took care of you we gave you a whole stack' and i count and its 11$. so i ask her boyfriend and hes like she has the money and i point to her purse which he is holding, take out her wallet, take out a 20, show it to him, hand him back hte 11$, at which point she starts bitching cuz 'she already paid me a stack', and tells me ill regret it because they are leaving. good riddance.
2. A customer who tells me he will only go to VIP with me if he can suck my nipples. I do the whole "im sorry i cnat let you do that. i JUST got my nipples peirced." hes like "so, i need to suck your nipples thats my fetish." and im like "dude, they will get infected. but we can have fun anyway" and hes like "thats the only way i have fun." yea any dude who thinks his money entitles you to a nipple infection...
3. Drive by ass grabber. Who later got his drink kicked on him
4. Guy trying to tell me it was ok for him to finger me because his hands were clean. This was a VERY LONG DRAWN OUT CONVERSATION. it wasnt just 'can i finger fuck you?' ok no, it was "can i finger fuck you?" "no" "but its ok you dont understand. my hands are clean...." for like 5 minutes.
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The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.
^ Oh jesus.![]()
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