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    Angry Fucking Valet

    I've been at this club for 2 months. The parking is ONLY valet but I park all the way in the back ... almost to the sidewalk ... no one ever parks near me because there's ample parking ... and I get to the club before the valet is even there! Well after 2 months of working at this club one of the valet guys asked me tonight if that was my vehicle in the back. I said yes. He TOLD me it's valet only and it cost $5. I proceeded to explain why I no longer valet my vehicle where ever I work ... long story short, this is my 2nd new vehicle in 3 years and both vehicles were damaged by valets at work ... and neither valet took responsibility for the damage so I had to eat it! This valet guy didn't give a fucking rats ass and TOLD me again, it's valet only. So my option is ... I can park my vehicle and leave my keys w/ the valet ... for $5. WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I HAVE TO PAY $5 FOR THE VALET WHO DOES NOT PARK MY VEHICLE, NOR WALK ME TO MY VEHICLE WHEN I'M FINISHED WORK TO HOLD ON TO MY KEYS?! BTW, he's not always at the box where all the keys are held and anyone can open the box and take what ever keys they want. I'm NOT leaving my keys there! It's $200 to replace my keys! And you think they're gonna pay if my keys are missing? I doubt it.

    I was at work for 9 hours and I was exhausted so I didn't want to talk to the main manager about this on a busy Saturday night ... so I went home. Now here I am venting and I'm FUCKING IRRITATED AS ALL HELL!

    I'm not sure what to do. The next time I'm working the manager on duty is the guy who hired me ... I looked at the schedule before I left work. I'm seriously thinking about talking to him about this ... well I have to because I have no where else to park ... sigh.

    BTW, I don't have a problem paying someone that is doing something for me. I'm not a cheap ass. Hell, I even tipped a dancer $50 that helped me get a $400 VIP w/ her. Now tell me, what dancer tips another dancer out of her own pocket? This gal was shocked I even offered and didn't want to take the money but I made her ... I told her it's out of appreciation and it's the right thing to do.

    I feel like this valet guy is trying to strong arm me. It's not the $5 that's the issue ... it's the principle of the situation ... where I park is the farthest in the back of the parking lot and no one is ever parked near me. What's the big fucking deal of letting me park my already valet damage vehicle?!

    Tell me if I'm being unreasonable?
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    Is that guy new or something?

    Grab the manager and tell him what's going on the first time you see him. Nip that crap in the bud.

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    No he's not new ... I asked a couple of dancers that have worked at the club a long time about him. I think he's doing this to me because I'm new ... well 2 months isn't all that new but we rarely work together.

    Yeah, I'm definitely gonna have to talk to the manager next time I work.

    Thanks rihannsu.

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    Deep breath. Repeat after me:

    "You're not getting my car, my keys, or my five dollars, and I'm not getting your services as a valet. What exactly is your problem with this lack of transaction?"

    Just call his ass out on it.
    Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.

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    Makes me wonder just how many "new girls" he's trying this crap on.

    Oooh- when you talk to the manager, ask how much cut the house has been getting of this guy's daily earnings. Tell him he might want to keep an eye on how many car he's parking so management gets an "accurate count."

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    I hear ya sxcbbw ... and I soooooo want to be direct w/ this asshole but my main concern is that he'd do something fucked up to my vehicle. There are no cameras where I park so if he did something I would not be able prove it. Gawd I hate a man having power like this over me ... I'm not the type of woman to take any man's shit ... but my paranoid side needs to cover my ass, hence talking to the manager. Hopefully the manager will allow me to park in the back. I'll find out when I go back to work.

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    Sorry for your frustrations.. I know it sucks.
    At my club you can park your own car but you have to still pay the 5 to valet. It's just the way it is. Just another tip out you have to incorporate into your night of work.
    And for us, they have to keep your keys because they require passing of the breathalyzer before getting your keys to leave.. I get it, it's a liability thing.
    I know it sucks for the girls who have super expensive cars.. Me and my little toyota dont mind but I get it. When I get my bomb ass lexus for myself as a graduation present, I will feel the same way as you girls!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rihannsu View Post
    Makes me wonder just how many "new girls" he's trying this crap on.

    Oooh- when you talk to the manager, ask how much cut the house has been getting of this guy's daily earnings. Tell him he might want to keep an eye on how many car he's parking so management gets an "accurate count."
    I bet he does this to all the new girls ... or he tries.

    One of the dancers I talked to about this told me to just give him $5 or a couple of bucks to keep him off my back and for me to hold on to my keys. I was like ... HELL FUCKING NO! I'm not giving him any money for doing jack shit for me ... IT'S THE PRINCIPLE! My point w/ this is ... some girls will succumb to him and just give him money to shut up so it empowers him to do this to all the girls ... UGH! Doesn't anyone stand up for principle anymore?!

    I didn't even think about the house getting a cut. I honestly don't think there's anyway to keep track of how many cars he valets ... they don't pass out tickets, just takes the dancers/customers keys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christyismyalias View Post
    Sorry for your frustrations.. I know it sucks.
    At my club you can park your own car but you have to still pay the 5 to valet. It's just the way it is. Just another tip out you have to incorporate into your night of work.
    And for us, they have to keep your keys because they require passing of the breathalyzer before getting your keys to leave.. I get it, it's a liability thing.
    I know it sucks for the girls who have super expensive cars.. Me and my little toyota dont mind but I get it. When I get my bomb ass lexus for myself as a graduation present, I will feel the same way as you girls!
    Wow, this happens at your club too! Ok, so I'm not alone.

    I understand about holding onto keys for girls that drink, but I do NOT drink ... management knows this, but the valet doesn't ... although if the asshole did he wouldn't give a flying fuck, he just wants $ for doing nothing!

    So you're gonna get a Lexus huh? I can see you smiling in anticipation

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    ^^I do not drink either. And they know that. But they can't bend the rules for one girl and not the rest. Many of our girls don't drink, it's just protocol. And I understand that. I think of it as the same as the house fee. The valet probably doesn't keep all that money, just like the DJ has to give a cut to the club as well.

    Yes, in a few years. It will be my big gift to myself!
    What do you drive if you don't mind my asking.. Since your keys are 200 to replace I assume you've got a nice ride

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    talk to the manager. if it's club rules to pay the valet, it's club rules. usually if you've got to pay somebody who works in the club, they only keep part of it anyways. it's just another way for the club to make more money. that's just how it is.

    if you can park your car, go ahead and do so,

    if you're worried about your keys...get some fake ones.
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    Oh my lord, id never leave my car keys with anyone! Or drive it! Unless i trusted them implicitly! I wouldnt pay a fiver for someone to mind my keys! He is providing a service which you do not wish to partake in, he can't force you to let him drive ur car etc! Im not sure how car insurance works in the US but this wouldnt even be legal in the UK! xx
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    The other day some stupid valet pimp told some girl to tell me that the valet needs my keys. I just ignored the request and went about my business as usual.

    So I guess that means that this stupid valet pimp scum is going to try to extort money from me next time I go in? I have been at this club for 9 months. I have never used valet.

    There is no law that I know of that requires me to purchase the services of a valet. But there is a law against extortion. I choose not to purchase the sevices of a valet, a chauffer, a maid or a butler.

    I will not give my keys to anyone. END OF STORY.

    The U.S. is a democracy. We have the right to purchase or not to purchase someones services. When guys come into the club we are not allowed to force them to buy a dance. They can choose to purchase our lap dance services or somenone elses.

    If this guy wants to do valet so bad maybe he should try and sell his valet services to the millionaires at the local golf club. His lack of common sense marketing skills is no ones problem but his own.

    I know a girl who got fired from OG for refusing to purchase the services of valet pimp scum. And they had cars get broken into there.

    If you get hassled or they threaten to fire you ask for the name of the valet company and tell the pimp scum that you will sue him and his company for extortion. There is no excuse and no reason to put up with valet pimp scum!!!!

    I fully understand your anger. And you have every right to be angry. I am with you all the way.

    Who does that guy think he is the valet maffia? What kind of "protection" is he offering? Is he a kung foo master who is going to protect you from a bunch of killers and robbers? ....or is it more like the kind of "protection" that is offered in places like Mexico. You know when a guy comes up and says "hey you need my protection otherwise something will happen to your car. Pay me now so nothing happens."

    If you let people push you around it will only get worse. If you stick up for yourself and some other girls hear you they might agree with you and join in to help you fight off this valet pimp scum.
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    I would get spare keys. Give him a set every night and keep a set with you. Or a set of not car keys and keep your car keys on you so that no one can get in it no matter what. I would only do it as a last resort though. If the manager is willing to work with you then thats awesome. But if not...gotta be sneaky and safe.





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    Talk to the club owner if you can. My valet was trying to extort from me as well. I told the owner, and he put him in his place. Or, if not the owner, the main manager might be able to help, particularly if you are a good worker, and have good social capital with him/her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by loren View Post
    The other day some stupid valet pimp told some girl to tell me that the valet needs my keys. I just ignored the request and went about my business as usual.

    So I guess that means that this stupid valet pimp scum is going to try to extort money from me next time I go in? I have been at this club for 9 months. I have never used valet.

    There is no law that I know of that requires me to purchase the services of a valet. But there is a law against extortion. I choose not to purchase the sevices of a valet, a chauffer, a maid or a butler.

    I will not give my keys to anyone. END OF STORY.

    The U.S. is a democracy. We have the right to purchase or not to purchase someones services. When guys come into the club we are not allowed to force them to buy a dance. They can choose to purchase our lap dance services or somenone elses.

    If this guy wants to do valet so bad maybe he should try and sell his valet services to the millionaires at the local golf club. His lack of common sense marketing skills is no ones problem but his own.

    I know a girl who got fired from OG for refusing to purchase the services of valet pimp scum. And they had cars get broken into there.

    If you get hassled or they threaten to fire you ask for the name of the valet company and tell the pimp scum that you will sue him and his company for extortion. There is no excuse and no reason to put up with valet pimp scum!!!!

    I fully understand your anger. And you have every right to be angry. I am with you all the way.

    Who does that guy think he is the valet maffia? What kind of "protection" is he offering? Is he a kung foo master who is going to protect you from a bunch of killers and robbers? ....or is it more like the kind of "protection" that is offered in places like Mexico. You know when a guy comes up and says "hey you need my protection otherwise something will happen to your car. Pay me now so nothing happens."

    If you let people push you around it will only get worse. If you stick up for yourself and some other girls hear you they might agree with you and join in to help you fight off this valet pimp scum.
    Wow, you just had a valet bullshit situation happen to you too?! This must be a Vegas thing. Everyone has their fucking hand out here wanting, expecting, demanding $$ for doing what? Just being at the club?! We don't get $$ handed to us! We (dancers) have to work our ass off ... especially in Vegas w/ a gazillion dancers!

    That's just fucking crazy OG fired a dancer for not using their valet! That parking lot is HUGE and it doesn't get filled ... and on top of that cars get broken into? Just goes to show that valets don't do jack shit to protect anyone's vehicle ... they just want $$!!

    You know that some nights ... probably every night ... valets at the big clubs here make more $$ than some of the dancers and they don't have to hustle or grind on anyone's lap ... there's no justice in the world

    I hope your valet situation doesn't escalate and will be resolved soon! Sorry valet shit is happening to you too. I'm glad you replied ... helps me not to feel so alone here.

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    If only entertainers (and cocktail waitresses???) are required to valet that seem like it goes against the business commerce laws enacted in the civil rights era.

    How come those valet pimps are not trying to force management, bouncers and customers to pay for "their mandatory valet protection services"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by loren View Post
    If only entertainers (and cocktail waitresses???) are required to valet that seem like it goes against the business commerce laws enacted in the civil rights era.

    How come those valet pimps are not trying to force management, bouncers and customers to pay for "their mandatory valet protection services"?
    WTF ... strong arm the dancers but let everyone else slide ... excuse me but if it wasn't for us dancers there wouldn't be a club and no one would have a job!

    At Sapphire the dancers HAVE to valet in a super huge lot in the back BUT the cocktail servers can park for FREE in the front customer lot. How the fuck is that fair?

    I swear ... between the valet pimps and the vice I'm about to lose my fucking mind here!

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