omg I was browsing the Roanoke craigslist for furniture when I came across this gem...
http://roanoke.craigslist.org/fuo/1666393436.html


omg I was browsing the Roanoke craigslist for furniture when I came across this gem...
http://roanoke.craigslist.org/fuo/1666393436.html
AKA: Kimber
That's fucking awesome.





That's brilliant...and funny![]()





I love the advertising there! Too fantastic!
"You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories -Stainslaw J. Lec
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That is the most incredible thing.
Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.








oh good lord just what I would need. I bet my husband would be thrilled...o.0 note the sarcasm lol. I'm a fanatic for furniture and such. That is awesome and functional.





That kid could sell rubber dogshit to the chinese. Brilliant Advertising!
That's freaking great!
Love it!
Now that's a salesman we can all take a lesson from.





The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.
Must... buy...
Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor
- Dr John Zoidberg





i saw that thing at walmart for $30!



... and it wont even give you GARLIC BREATH.
Love, love, love it.
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