Results 1 to 7 of 7

Thread: I'm a wimp on April Fool's day

  1. #1
    Veteran Member AdventureBaby's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2010
    Posts
    510
    Thanks
    117
    Thanked 86 Times in 62 Posts

    Default I'm a wimp on April Fool's day

    Thursday is my work night BUT here I am debating whether to work tonight or not. I need to make a decision in an hour because that's when I have to get ready for work. I don't have a problem working any holiday except April Fool's day. I feel stupid that this day messes w/ my head. I can already feel the potential jackass custys giving me April Fool's bullshit ... and I'm soooooo not up for this. The problem is if I don't work tonight it will force my hand to work Friday night ... which I loathe. Dam ... do I work tonight or tomorrow? UGH!

    Someone please tell me I'm not the only dancer that dreads working April Fool's day.

  2. #2
    Veteran Member
    Joined
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    250
    Thanks
    11
    Thanked 58 Times in 36 Posts

    Default Re: I'm a wimp on April Fool's day

    I've never ever ever had anyone do anything to me on april fools day... Its really just another night. I can't see anything happening. Just go in and make monies!!! You will regret it if you don't when your sitting there dealing with young dumb stupid drunk kids on friday night!

  3. #3
    Veteran Member AdventureBaby's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2010
    Posts
    510
    Thanks
    117
    Thanked 86 Times in 62 Posts

    Default Re: I'm a wimp on April Fool's day

    Quote Originally Posted by MissShyGirl View Post
    I've never ever ever had anyone do anything to me on april fools day... Its really just another night. I can't see anything happening. Just go in and make monies!!! You will regret it if you don't when your sitting there dealing with young dumb stupid drunk kids on friday night!
    My home base now is Vegas and maybe it's just me but Friday here seems a bit different than a couple other cities/states I've worked ... not in a bad way ... maybe because it's so tourist/convention oriented and custys come to party and get their Vegas lap dances. I officially moved here 4 months ago and so far I've worked 1 Friday so that's not a good test of what Fridays are really like ... but my feeling was it's just like a Saturday night, however, I kept mind fucking myself it's Friday

    I like your attitude ... Its really just another night ... and I'm TRYING to convince myself of that but so far no luck. Alrighty, I'm gonna shut up. Stay home. And work Friday. Honestly I'm curious to work a Friday again and see if it REALLY is the same for me as a Saturday. If I come back crying I'll be ready for the ... I TOLD YOU SO ... LOL

  4. #4
    Featured Member
    Joined
    Feb 2005
    Location
    florida
    Posts
    1,864
    Thanks
    83
    Thanked 457 Times in 287 Posts

    Default Re: I'm a wimp on April Fool's day

    i totally refuse to work april fools day ever. it's totally stupid and irrational and i don't care.

    but also, i've been sick since tuesday, so that's my official excuse for why i didn't work thursday. lol.
    -love everyone but keep them far from your soul-

  5. #5
    God/dess Athenathefabulous's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2009
    Location
    Istanbul, Turkey
    Posts
    3,724
    Thanks
    1,381
    Thanked 2,975 Times in 1,158 Posts

    Default Re: I'm a wimp on April Fool's day

    i officially cannot work on april fools day because the temptation to pull the bait and switch as an april fools day joke is just way too big for me.

    customer: "so,... im going to get my moneys worth in VIP right?"
    me: oh yea baby, you are gonna get fucked
    custie: ok... -buys vip-
    in VIP me: so, you wanted to get fucked by a stripper?
    custie: oh yea
    me: -walks out- well haha, you just got fucked by a stripper. happy april fools, motherfucker!

    yea, me going to work on april fools day is just a BAD idea.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


  6. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Athenathefabulous For This Useful Post:


  7. #6
    Senior Member cayday19's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2009
    Posts
    122
    Thanks
    29
    Thanked 182 Times in 32 Posts

    Default Re: I'm a wimp on April Fool's day

    Hahaha on April Fools day I put Super glue on the dressing room toilet. Next thing I know a girl is running down the stairs crying from laughing so hard screaming "OMG 'so and so' got glued to the toilet and caan't get off!!". Out of all the girls to sit on the toilet the club "bitch" does! Everyone thought it was hilarious except the whore. It was perfect. Karma is a bitch and that was the best April Fool's ever.

  8. The Following User Says Thank You to cayday19 For This Useful Post:


  9. #7
    Veteran Member AdventureBaby's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2010
    Posts
    510
    Thanks
    117
    Thanked 86 Times in 62 Posts

    Default Re: I'm a wimp on April Fool's day

    I asked a few dancers on Friday what is was like on April Fool's day. They said the custys weren't jerks trying to pull any April Fool's jokes but it wasn't a good night $$ either. Ok, good to know ... but I still don't think I'd ever work this holiday ... I feel like an open target for some assholes April Fool's prank.

    Friday turned out to be a HORRIBLE $$ for most of us ... way toooooo many dancers and not enough custys ... worse than usual. The club was slow and it never picked up, not even peek time at 1am. Fortunately the custys were ok, no jerks ... seemed like a Saturday crowd but far less custys. I think it really IS different in Vegas w/ a Friday crowd ... tourists, businessmen,
    bachelor parties, etc ... not like the young jerkoffs hanging out type of crowd that seems more common w/ clubs that has predominantly locals.

    Even though I didn't make squat $$ on Friday it was a good call to work that night verses April Fool's day. I feel more at ease to work a Friday again ... so that's good




Similar Threads

  1. April Fool's!
    By lilmisssunshine in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: 04-01-2011, 06:10 PM
  2. April Fool's Day 2009
    By Budai in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 04-02-2008, 12:38 PM
  3. Harmless Geek Pranks for April Fool's Day
    By VeraLynn in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 03-31-2008, 07:44 PM
  4. april fool's day
    By funlatina82 in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 14
    Last Post: 04-04-2007, 01:19 PM
  5. April Fool’s joke sparks strip poker tournament
    By Chicagoeditor in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 07-28-2006, 12:17 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •