We've got an "Over heard in the dressing room" thread, but what about things you yourself have said?
Once, when my eyes were misbehaving, and I had to wear my glasses-which had a 4 year old prescription, I noticed some old guy who looked incredibly like my dad (in my screwed up vision). I had several big spending customers in, so I wasn't about to run and hide. I kept trying to sneak closer and closer to see if it was really him. It looked sooo much like him.
I realized he was staring at me. At this point, staring me down pretty much. So, I thought "Ok, I'm busted, might as well get this over with now." And I walked straight up to him.
It wasn't my dad. Just after this guy pulls me down onto his lap and is talking about getting some dances, I go "Oh my god, I thought you were my dad. You look JUST like him!" He was there with several of his friends. They all busted out laughing, one choking on his drink. He then said "just what every guy wants to hear," and just looked really embarrassed. He proceeded to try to be nice when he obviously felt very awkward until I got up to leave the table. When I was leaving he said "you ruined it for me, you know?" I knew.![]()



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