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    I've been wanting to do squirting in my shows but I'm not sure if I can really do it every single time someone requests it. What ways can you fake squirting? If you fake it by peeing, can the guy possibly tell that it's pee?

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    I thought all squirting was fake... IDK how anybody could do that. Its kinda silly to me.

    Sorry, no help here.

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    fuck it just pee...lol i say that cus i just recently found out that when a girl squirts its 90% urine and only 10% female ejaculation...
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    so when you pee where does this pee go? would you perform the cam shows on a plastic cover? lol

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    That is what I'm wondering... Sounds kinda inconvenient.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harleigh HellKat View Post
    That is what I'm wondering... Sounds kinda inconvenient.
    Umm..It's really not depending on how the girl chooses to run her business. My pee shows are a flat fee of $120 indy camming. Because you can't say "Hey I'd pee for you for 15 minutes... " That's impossible right? Who pees for 15 minute or even 10 minutes straight..ha! What I used to do is have them pay the $120 flat and give them a regular show for about 5-10 minutes THEN pee LOL so it's not like you just got on cam, peed and said shows over. If a guy asks to watch you pee on cam, CHARGE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN FOR IT! Anyone that pees on cam for regular cam rates is shorting themselves big time. Pee shows should be at least $60 an up flat. Guy will pay BIG MONEY to watch that.

    Quick nasty story: When I worked for websfinest. A guy came in my room and askED me to drink my pee. I was like "wtf?!" and started to curse at him and then I thought about it and said "Hey, I'd do it for $200" and he was like "really?!" I was like "Sure, Of course" Immediately I got a payment notification for $200 and it got time to start the show and I told him to hold on for a few. I went to my kitchen and got sum apple juice in a clear glass cup and another glass cup for "the pee" and started the show. When it came time to pee, I peed in the glass cup and showed it to him and put it down really quick only to pick up the cup of apple juice and drink it. HE BOUGHT the whole thing! Omg guys are so dumb! That was not an inconveinience for me. I really needed money bad then.

    I remember when I first started camming and saw how much I made from my pee shows.. everytime I had to actually go pee I'd think to myself "Damn, That could be $120" LOL! a mess huh! So no I don't see it as an inconvenience.

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    Ha! Love the apple juice trick!!
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    That. is. awesome.

    Sorry new to camming and couldn't wrap my mind around the messier stuff.

    I'm not sure if I could pee on command though... I could pee in a cup for MEPS but can't pee in the ocean or the woods. For 200 bucks I could figure it out though.

    Quote Originally Posted by malayataylor View Post
    Umm..It's really not depending on how the girl chooses to run her business. My pee shows are a flat fee of $120 indy camming. Because you can't say "Hey I'd pee for you for 15 minutes... " That's impossible right? Who pees for 15 minute or even 10 minutes straight..ha! What I used to do is have them pay the $120 flat and give them a regular show for about 5-10 minutes THEN pee LOL so it's not like you just got on cam, peed and said shows over. If a guy asks to watch you pee on cam, CHARGE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN FOR IT! Anyone that pees on cam for regular cam rates is shorting themselves big time. Pee shows should be at least $60 an up flat. Guy will pay BIG MONEY to watch that.

    Quick nasty story: When I worked for websfinest. A guy came in my room and askED me to drink my pee. I was like "wtf?!" and started to curse at him and then I thought about it and said "Hey, I'd do it for $200" and he was like "really?!" I was like "Sure, Of course" Immediately I got a payment notification for $200 and it got time to start the show and I told him to hold on for a few. I went to my kitchen and got sum apple juice in a clear glass cup and another glass cup for "the pee" and started the show. When it came time to pee, I peed in the glass cup and showed it to him and put it down really quick only to pick up the cup of apple juice and drink it. HE BOUGHT the whole thing! Omg guys are so dumb! That was not an inconveinience for me. I really needed money bad then.

    I remember when I first started camming and saw how much I made from my pee shows.. everytime I had to actually go pee I'd think to myself "Damn, That could be $120" LOL! a mess huh! So no I don't see it as an inconvenience.
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    Malaya LMFAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiomara View Post
    Malaya LMFAO
    Lol!

    Hell I make good money as an escort now but I'd STILL get on cam and pee for $200. There's so much money to be made online it's ridiculous.

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    I actually can squirt, and its not like urine at all. True, it has urea in it but it doesn't make up the majority at all, it's mostly glucose and prostate acid phosphatase (PAP). It doesn't really have much of a scent, and it is thicker than urine or vaginal lubricant.
    However, on a webcam, I doubt anyone will notice. I've also heard of porn actors/actresses using a fake ejaculate to squirt from either between their legs (for men) or in the vagina (for women).

    I don't think everyone can learn, but if you notice you get reallllyy wet towards the end of your orgasm, maybe you can squirt. I didn't know I could squirt until I bought my first vibrator a year ago. The way I learned to squirt more often was to relax and feel very comfortable, not focus on it too much, and most importantly have an awesome orgasm. New toys that add stimulation often help.

    I'm still debating whether to use it in my private shows or not, but if the right price came along maybe I would too.

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    Yeah it didn't take very long checking out the various webcam sites to figure out that 95% of the models were faking it. Like when you see 35 models ready to go at the same time, with 'Squirtz4Cash' or whatever as their name, something is up...



    I lived with two different girlfriends who squirted, you can tell when it's real or not. And they don't just up and squirt every hour on the hour, because some dumbass is shelling out 100$ for it.

    They have to be really worked up, in the right mood, and really feeling it--and even then it is not always going to happen. And a lot of even very highly sexual women just can't do it no matter whether they try or not.

    The percentage of pee in the genuine squirting varies quite a bit. I have seen studies that showed there was little or no urine at all, the fluids coming mostly from the Cowper's gland and somewhere else, I forget. But it's pretty apparent that the mixture varies. The human body is not predictable. And you can tell pretty easily who is really just peeing and who is really doing it, if you've seen it a lot in real life as I have.

    For one thing, the pussy opens up and pushes out with a real squirt, usually in a very pronounced way. It's actually a very beautiful sight, like a flower blooming--and the real reason why I kinda like the genuine event. I have seen women in videos doing this and also forcing it, without squirting--but the real squirting doesn't happen without this going on to some extent. You can tell when they are forcing it, and you can tell when they aren't even trying but just letting a little pee go, or a lot in some cases--which is a total turnoff.
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    Thats awesome Malaya! Here`s a trick to do if a client wants you to pee over him or sumthing: Put enough water to fill your mouth then when your standing overtop him just slowly let water drip out of ur mouth making it go over ur pussy...lol....from his angle it will look like your actually peeing lol!

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    Most girls fake it for the cameras, but squirting is real, and there's no urine involved. I am gobsmacked so many women don't know about their own anatomy. =/
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    Princesspamela: Toooo funny , I don't think someone would fall for it in real life though.. Anything can be easily faked on cam ha!

    sxcbbw: Why gobsmacked? I don't think it's something EVERYONE should know how to do. Some people can do it, some can't but I know FOR SURE I couldn't . I'd freak out if I did that.. lol

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    ^Not that I think people should know how to do it, but I think people should know that it's a real thing, and it's not pee. I've never done it, but I know what and where my Skene's gland is.
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    ^ Makes sense. I don't know where mine is.

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    I cant squirt, but I've done squirting movies! Get a large oral syringe, fill with water. Squirt it inside you and clench. Then at the right time push it out hard and its "squirting". Works well enough for porn films!

    That said..I'm not getting my bed or whatever all wet so I dont "squirt" on cam. It blows my mind that guys DEMAND it sometimes...like EVERY woman can do it. Dumbasses. Not every woman can squirt and for SURE they cant do it when they are faking orgasm for your dumb ass or on cue.

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    ^^^^EXACTLY! I think some guys meet too many cam girls who say they can squirt in 5 minutes or less and then they think that every woman is like that.

    But I have another question for you ladies. When you have a real orgasm, do you have "cum" come out of your vagina? I don't, no matter how powerful my orgasm is, but guys on cam always want to see actual cum come out of me. I fake all of the orgasms I have on cam, but even if they weren't fake, I still wouldn't actually cum.

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    There are two different kinds of vaginal fluid, one that lubricates and one that is squirt. From my understanding, the one that comes out of your vag is the lubricant and there's only so much of that. Squirt comes out of the urethra. Cam clients probably don't know this so use the oral syringe idea!

    Also, I've heard 10% of women can squirt, but it used to be seen as something that is medically wrong. So it's nice to hear people saying positive things and knowing that it is not pee!

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    I get wetter when I cum but thats it.

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    Guys always say they want to "see" my cum and I know they expect to see something gushing out, so when I "cum" I fake trembling and moaning and holding/rubbing my whole pussy and then lift my hands at an angle so that it looks like I'm holding the cum, and then I wipe the "excess cum" off with a tissue. I've never had a complaint and the guys think that I've really came, but they just couldn't see it

    I can't believe that a lot of the guys on cam sites really think girls can just cum and squirt on demand, several times a day. I have only squirted once in my life, and haven't been able to since then. If a guy asks me if I squirt, and it's a slow day and I could use an extra private, I just tell a little lie and say "Sometimes, if I cum really hard" that way he doesn't fully expect me to lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyleigh1984 View Post

    I can't believe that a lot of the guys on cam sites really think girls can just cum and squirt on demand, several times a day.

    I just tell a little lie and say "Sometimes, if I cum really hard" that way he doesn't fully expect me to lol
    You are dealing with a lot of geeks. They don't know any better, and they don't want to know any better. They are worse than most of the delusional type stripclub customers .

    Your little white lie is perfect. Tell the they are so sexy to talk to, they might make you do it. Or tell them at the end, you thought you did a little squirt, it felt really good, could they see? Etc. etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by malayataylor View Post
    Guy will pay BIG MONEY to watch that.

    Quick nasty story: When I worked for websfinest. A guy came in my room and askED me to drink my pee. I was like "wtf?!" and started to curse at him and then I thought about it and said "Hey, I'd do it for $200" and he was like "really?!" I was like "Sure, Of course" Immediately I got a payment notification for $200 and it got time to start the show and I told him to hold on for a few. I went to my kitchen and got sum apple juice in a clear glass cup and another glass cup for "the pee" and started the show. When it came time to pee, I peed in the glass cup and showed it to him and put it down really quick only to pick up the cup of apple juice and drink it. HE BOUGHT the whole thing! Omg guys are so dumb! That was not an inconveinience for me. I really needed money bad then.
    What a fun story!

    What the guys like even more is when you pee into the glass and keep it in camera shot, telling them to keep their eyes on it and then you actually drink your own pee.

    Some may be unobservant, but to assume etc...

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    I'm trying to think of a better trick than peeing. I thought of the syringe option and was wondering what I could mix with the water to make it white without giving me a yeast infection. Cornstarch maybe?

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