I have a regular who gets off on pretending he's a dog. I'm worried that rubbing his belly, scratching behind his ears, and calling him a good or bad boy will get old pretty quick. I need help thinking about new things to do, like training or treats. It's not like I can tell him to sit or fetch, except maybe fetch me some drinks. Any ideas?



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On my way to being the Bitch Goddess of your dreams... or nightmares.
I'm not taking it personally though, he's legitimately nuts. We all thought he was tripping whenever he came in, but he mentioned being on some heavy antipsychotics. I love the crazy ones. If you could tell stories to your grandchildren about being a stripper, I would have so many thanks to all of them.
I'm not sure what I'd say if a custy told me that ... urrr, baby, have you taken your meds? ... LOL.
Too funny! Those were some good times I tell ya

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