Lmao. Wow.
Lmao. Wow.


Athena, but he would hypnotize you so you'd think he was actually giving you $100.





The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.





Actually I think the role playing 'part' dancers most enjoy is pretending to be a bank robber.
"This is a stick up - hand over the contents of your wallet!"
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^^
Isn't that actually considered a mugging?
"SS=stripper shit, in the same spectrum as CS=customer shit, which is within the spectrum of SaS=sales shit, which is all contained in the universe of BS=bullshit." -- Jay Zeno (mod)
"Show me a hot chick and I'll show you someone who's tired of fucking her."





^^^
If a dancer is on top of her hustle, I think a lot of her customers leave feeling they've been mugged. She might not hold out a pistol and invite them to empty their wallets, but the effect is much the same...
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I excelled at bank robber. Hence my lack of long term regulars. Oh well...either way you get the monies!!!!




Despite all of that I've always been a nice sweet stripper to anyone who was respectful, cool, and fun...but immediate profit maximization was always the goal...even if it meant dealing with a little silly dirty talk. If RP is the extent of the custie request, they don't push for more, and don't push boundaries, I'll always be game, dirty talk and all. Worked out very well for me. As Ive always said, the only things I couldnt handle was:
1. time wasters
2. extras hounds who took what I didn't allow
3. extras hounds who gave me a hard time and tried to guilt me over not doing what I didn't want.
I'm sure there are others but those are the only ones who really matter....





While I agree that some dancers can make you feel this way they are not the ones that I will seek out. If I feel like I have to try and "slow down the offense", to borrow a sports term, the gal in question is most likely not my type.
Exactly. I go in to spend but I want value for my money. I avoid busy weekend nights and late week afternoons so that I can avoid the high body count, high hustle approach that many dancers adopt during those busy times. I don't expect a life-long comitment for my money but if I'm gonna drop 2 or 3 small I expect more than a hug and "OK, let's go!"





Same here. I too was a pso so it didn't bother me to do it. Maybe that's the difference. However I was very particular who I did it to. A regular paying more? Sure. A normal customer paying the same? no way. One club I worked at had the rule where you couldn't do this anyway because it could be considered a form of prostitution (maybe ebcause the guy could claim you promised you'd do it). However, certain things were not allowed. Anything involving violence, children or animals were never allowed and I was very strict about anything involving bathroom activites (I think that's gross) though I had one customer who loved to hear stories about seeing women sitting down a toilet while peeing. The majority of the talk either involved me and the customer, me and another woman (usually another dancer or his wife/girlfriend) or a combo. Made me uncomfortable but I was making much more money for doing it.





For a mutually good hot talk session during a VIP dance (as they call them here), I'd willingly pay extra. I've done this with a few dancers who seemed to really enjoy it. Since there are only a few willing to do this for enjoyment also, I'd ask first if I thought there were any chance they'd say yes. You both have to enjoy the fantasy or better off not even trying. BTW you get a better dance to boot.
I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.
Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.
NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.




is anyone else doubting the original op ACTUALLY writes erotic stories? after his long post there were so many spelling and grammatical mistakes, i don't see how he could possibly actually be paid for it, or even a site publishing it. i'm thinking we have yet another story-teller, who is obviously not very good at it.





This.
But tbh, no I don't like it. If you wanna talk fine. I'll giggle, but don't expect me to play back. At least not without A LOT of money in my hand. And by in my hand I do mean literally in my lil hands, not just promised and then you stiff me.
I really do love you.
Sorry I missed church. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free." The Dark Knight
"you conjunctively engender an intoxicating combination of wicked, wholesome & insanely intelligent" - a friend describing me
Blessed Be
^^^^yeah lol!!! Omegaphallic(his name says it all) already wrote a post about how he wants to open up a "slave girl" star wars type of strip club lol good luck with that weirdo!





Sorry I missed church. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free." The Dark Knight
"you conjunctively engender an intoxicating combination of wicked, wholesome & insanely intelligent" - a friend describing me
Blessed Be




I think he is a semi-troll. Only because I live in video game dorkus capital of US (or second to Silicon Valley) and have met dudes like this.
^Yeah, I can believe he really feels this way and has those thoughts - I call troll on his supposed experiences though.
Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.




Omega, please post a couple of links to the erotica you have written. We all know this stuff never goes away, on the internet.
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