Ask and you shall recieve.
http://www.bdsmlibrary.com/stories/a...?authorid=1020
Oh, and
http://stories.iiichan.net/stories/O...ega%20Phallic/
"Oh, I'm no super villain, I'm a super pimp."
Ask and you shall recieve.
http://www.bdsmlibrary.com/stories/a...?authorid=1020
Oh, and
http://stories.iiichan.net/stories/O...ega%20Phallic/
"Oh, I'm no super villain, I'm a super pimp."
Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.




Big titted bitches. I shall from this point forward refer to myself as this to everyone I know.![]()
These stories are literally making my day.
Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.






Thank you sxcbbw! I almost spit coffee on my keyboard, they should come with a warning. lol
I usually say sultry or outright slutty things randomly to customers just to amuse myself. I love that shocked look so many of them get. I figure, if I'm going to be a stripper then I have the right to say all the things I can't during my career/day job. :-) Only once has a customer really tried to role play with me (sexy librarian) and I loved it. Tossing around some witty lines and scenarios is fun.
I don't rp with guys who just keep repeating how much they want to eat my pussy though. Especially because most of them are 1. convinced that it is the most romantic thing ever 2. are above 65 and 3. not caring what I say back
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