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    I put off til the last minute my taxes, becuz my total (taxable ) income for the year from vic secret was only like $800.00 Plus my ex claimed both my girls, (shouldnt have let him do that, he only gave me a portion of the refund rather than half..even though BOTH my girls lived with me most of the year. damn. ANYWAYS...... I just wasnt looking forward to probably getting NOTHING back. So I went to the place to do my taxes, and they are closed. So Ill do it tomorrow I guess. Late. Never done taxes before, so not sure if this is super super bad or not.....

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    Default Re: Didnt do my taxes...

    if you earned less than $8,000 total during 2009 you are not compelled to file a tax return. However, you may want to file anyhow in order to recover any estimated tax money withheld from your weekly paychecks. On the other hand, if your total estimated tax withholding on an $800 total income was $50, and if you plan on using a paid tax preparer to file, save the money and headache and fugeddaboudit.

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    Well, I was gonna do it on base, where its free.
    But Melonie, I forgot you would know this..... my ex...(we're still married, but have been seperated since 2005) claimed MARRIED FILING JOINTLY. I went off when he told me that...because HE got all the money. He's been in Navy for 7 years, makes good money, and claimed BOTH my girls. I KNOW he got more than $4,000 back...he had to have. But he only gave me about $2000. I think he didnt split it fairly, being that heclaimed BOTH our kids, who live with me.
    Ok end rant.....he ffiled married joint....how would I have filed anyway?

    So Im safe, not doing it this year?

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    ^^^ if your name is on a joint tax return that your separated husband filed, then YOU already filed a tax return from a legal standpoint. Not only are you 'safe' by not filing your own return, if you did so the IRS would immediately puke up the fact that there are two tax returns filed by a person with the same social security number.

    However, if your separated husband did NOT include your $800 in salary income, and if your former employer issued a W2 in that amount, this will also cause the IRS to immediately puke up your joint tax return.

    I can only assume that your separated husband 'forged' your signature on the joint tax return he filed in both your names ?

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    Default Re: Didnt do my taxes...

    If you file electronically, a signature is no longer necessary..you just get assigned a PIN you have to remember year to year.

    Xiomara, don't worry too much about getting in big trouble for the $800. You can always file an amended return...based on the married, filing jointly return your husband already turned in.

    But you two will need to communicate about that. Chances are, the IRS won't even care either way, its a small amount. But it might be worth it to be on the safe side. The tax prep people on base can help you guys file an amendment.

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    "You DO Know Stripperweb Is Owned By A Fed Don't You?
    Was laughing at your posts about tqax-evasion, and figured you didn't know that. Then again, if your judgment in marriage is any indicator, I'm not shocked. If you want to know why "the Other Owner" at SW was allowed to go around drugging and raping girls he met from the site, he has a "street pass." Couldn't imagine what it's like to have a mom who stripped, because mine had class.
    You live in a world where beauty rules, and brains don't matter, so I guess you won this game of life, but it's just sad to watch stupidity on a level like I've seen at Stripperweb.""

    It's sweet you took time out of your oh so productive book writing day to myspace a "stupid ex stripper". Thanks a ton honey.
    And I guess "the other owner" can come find me now...
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    Default Re: Didnt do my taxes...

    ^^Who sent you that?

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    ^^^What a fucking douchebag. Damn right he's better off single. Idiot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Melonie View Post
    if you earned less than $8,000 total during 2009 you are not compelled to file a tax return.
    Do you have a link regarding that? Things change fast! I remember when I was 15 or 16 freaking out because I had to file taxes for the first time. I think back then if you made over $600 you had to file.
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    (snip)"Single taxpayers. If you expect to file a single return, the IRS requires you to file a return for 2009 if your gross income for the year is at least:
    $9,350 if you are under age 65. $10,750 if you are at least age 65.

    Married filing jointly. For married persons filing jointly, you are required to file a return if gross income for 2009 is at least:
    $18,700 if both of you are under age 65. $19,800 if one of you was at least age 65. $20,900 if both of you were at least age 65.

    Married filing separately. For married persons filing a separate return, no matter what age, you must file a return if gross income is at least $3,650.

    Head of household. For persons filing as head of household, you must file a return for 2009 if gross income is at least:
    $12,000 if under age 65. $13,400 if at least age 65."(snip)

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    Note however that the above does NOT apply to 'independent contractor' business income. The tax filing threshold for self-employed income is only $400.

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    Default Re: Didnt do my taxes...

    Melonie how do you know SO much! I wanna be like U when I grow up!!

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    ^^^ try spending 10 years in Manhattan VIP rooms, listening to brokers, bankers, lawyers, politicians and corporate execs talking amongst each other ... while assuming that the big titted blonde parked on their lap is too dumb to understand a word they were saying !

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    Someday when corp execs are female, I may be able to do the same (except for the big tits and blond hair).
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    ^ lol

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    Melonie - I love you, you're such an inspiration. Inspires me to stay educated.

    Xiomara - your ex sounds like a bit of a tool. I hope you're in the clear for your taxes. I wish there was a legal way to get your fair share of that tax return outta him (IMO, all of it, as you're raising 2 kids).



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    I wish there was a legal way to get your fair share of that tax return outta him
    ^^^ there is ... i.e. an excellent divorce attorney - preferably a female attorney with killer instinct !!!

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    Im never letting him claim again. He coulda gave me a lot more than 2G Im sure that was less than half.

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