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Last edited by hello-kitty; 09-16-2010 at 01:25 AM.
The sooner you get off your ass the sooner you'll have some cash!!! Go do it! Do it nao!!!
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^ You just made me laugh so hard I snorted. Oh God.
Kitty, get that kitty out! And keep a taser in it or something, like a mini one. Fuck, I am looking into that RIGHT NOW.
Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.
I know there are electric shock panties but I dont think its for the purpose of keeping guys hands off you
How about trying to find a club thats topless only? If thats an issue you will have to face your fear to be able to make money. Just pay REAL close attention to their body movements. You will soon be able to tell exactly when they are going to go for the cooch and you will be able to smack their hands away at lightening speed like an expert before you know it.




i dance nude...and my eyes are ALWAYS on their hands so i can control them. also, i tell them i won't grind or get close unless my thong is on. they usually want grinding so they tell me it's okay. also on the occasion i am close i hold their hands to the side (like literally hold their hands on the seat) i'm paranoid about getting touch down there too. there are some clubs in la that are nude on stage but only topless dances where there's money to be made...have you checked any of those out?





I know I've already offered you a lot of advice, but as a final word of encouragement - I've actually had less problems at nude clubs than I have at topless clubs. This really may turn out to be better for you.
Don't you ever sleep?
Not at night...that's when the stars have rather better things to do. They're coming out, shining, that sort of thing.
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^^I second that. I work in 1 topless bar, and one all nude alcohol-free club (state law is no nudity with alcohol served). Customers are grabby, and always try to SMACK our asses as hard as they can at the topless place as soon as they're drunk. The fully nude one the only idiots that try to touch immediately receive the old "6 inch salute" and get kicked off the tip rail. Literally. It's beautiful.



Haaaaaaaaaa! This is glorious.
I too, feel that people are less hands-y in full nude clubs. The consequences are way worse usually. But if you usually drink at work, I'd say don't. And always keep your eye on everyone's hands. I've been stripping so long I have eyes in the back of my head. Like.... an acute touch-sensor that sets off an alarm. Like a house alarm. Except it's a coochie alarm.
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