So, tonight a young guy with low shorts and a precariously placed baseball cap calls me over for a dance. I oblige. I admit, I was dancing a little farther away than I usually do. I can put up with a lot, but this guy smelled like a very large nasty garbage can. His breath smelled like rotten trash AND his lap was wet (just right in the middle). I didn't want another dance from this guy, so I just wanted to give him a shitty dance and move on. I was having a particularly bad night.
Anyway, young guy tells me that I "really need to grind if I want to get more dances." I inflict a strict ignoring policy when spoken to inappropriately. But, this guy was in poor form, the worst I have dealt with in some time.
I told him in "matter-of-fact" fashion, "You smell really bad and your pants are wet around your penis."
My honesty blew this guy away. Dances are 10 at my club and he gave me 40 bucks and told me I could stop dancing. He didn't apologize for being disgusting but he had a good laugh and thanked me for being real. He remarked that the girls are always so fake in the club and he was so happy that a dancer had been so real with him. Lol.



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Go you! That is tooo funny!

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