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    So, tonight a young guy with low shorts and a precariously placed baseball cap calls me over for a dance. I oblige. I admit, I was dancing a little farther away than I usually do. I can put up with a lot, but this guy smelled like a very large nasty garbage can. His breath smelled like rotten trash AND his lap was wet (just right in the middle). I didn't want another dance from this guy, so I just wanted to give him a shitty dance and move on. I was having a particularly bad night.

    Anyway, young guy tells me that I "really need to grind if I want to get more dances." I inflict a strict ignoring policy when spoken to inappropriately. But, this guy was in poor form, the worst I have dealt with in some time.

    I told him in "matter-of-fact" fashion, "You smell really bad and your pants are wet around your penis."

    My honesty blew this guy away. Dances are 10 at my club and he gave me 40 bucks and told me I could stop dancing. He didn't apologize for being disgusting but he had a good laugh and thanked me for being real. He remarked that the girls are always so fake in the club and he was so happy that a dancer had been so real with him. Lol.

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    Lol! Sometimes, I believe that guys get more entertainment out of trying to upset us, rather than seeing us naked.
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    Oh my god that is too much LOL

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    Damn - im suprised.

    Im glad you told him the truth, some guys need to know it, esp when "you NEEDED to grind him" lmao Extra money is always great, hopefully that made your night with something to laugh about

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    Haha - that's spectacular!
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    LOL. You are awesome

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    That's freggin amazing haha!! Ah the wonderfulness of truth

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    Wow- amazing!

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    Good for you, girl! That's awesome!

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    That's the BEST stripper story I've ever heard ... LOL ... I LOVE IT!

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    That is so fucking gawddamn funny. I about spit out me cupcake.

    Smelly trash can. Ew. I hope he will learn something from you, and take a bath before going out !

    LOL!!!!!!!! Awesome!!
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    HAHa!

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    hehehe

    You are great!
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    Go you! That is tooo funny!

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    i love it i am very honest with nasty men but it normally only gets me dirty looks lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by CandyApple View Post
    Lol! Sometimes, I believe that guys get more entertainment out of trying to upset us, rather than seeing us naked.
    Some do. I beleive this 100%. I'm glad it's a low ratio of customers and glad I have a thick skin.

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