Just wondering because I think I wouldn't be smooth dancer starting out.
Just wondering because I think I wouldn't be smooth dancer starting out.





they will probably just not hire you if its a problem as opposed to hiring you then firing you.
The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.





strip clubs do whatever they want, so yes.





They'll give you some time to get better. Most of the clubs hire about 90% of the girls that go on stage and actually manage to take off their clothes. The biggest obstacle is getting up there and being able to actually do it.
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They'll give you some time to adjust. Everyone started somewhere, but like camille said, you'll find they can do whatever the hell they want regardless of "fair". It's a cut throat business. Be ready for it.
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