http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/europe...ogy/index.html
i just want to meet the guy who wrote this memo so i can shake his hand and congratulate him!![]()





http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/europe...ogy/index.html
i just want to meet the guy who wrote this memo so i can shake his hand and congratulate him!![]()
The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.




I like the bit that says, that the guy who suggested the Pope should launch a brand of condoms, was told that this was a serious error of judgement, 'orally'!!
Condoms....orally...Oh never mind!!![]()
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"Good Girls keep diaries....Bad Girls don't have the time..!!"
The line "sacking dodgy bishops" nearly killed me.





I really wish they'd get over the old ideas. The world is pretty much over populated as it is... yet they seem to continue to be in the race for who can have more followers. If we are going to talk about sins shouldn't over populating the planet which results in less resources for all be one of them? Just sayin'...
If you're going to say sex without the intention of procreation is a sin you might want to weigh it with other sins.
Don't you ever sleep?
Not at night...that's when the stars have rather better things to do. They're coming out, shining, that sort of thing.
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This is part of my problem with being Catholic. I support many of the views, but really have a hard time when it comes to sex. People are going to have sex and it's better they use condoms than unprotected and get pregnant or STDs (including AIDS). Almost every Catholic person has broken something with regards to birth control. For instance I know many who had a vasectomy or tubes tied. I know others who have used birth control, etc. I also support gay marriage and many other issues the church opposes (abortion, and living together for example though personally I would likely never have an abortion).
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