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    Default Hilarious Roomate Listing

    If you loved Pineapple Express then these roomies are dying to meet you:

    So, my friend and I are looking for someone to live with us in Myrtle Beach starting in August. We haven't found a place yet but have a few places in mind. Rent probably won't be any more than around 400-450.

    About us:
    We like to sit around and talk about nothing and everything. We listen to all kinds of music, except for country. blah blah blah, we are the coolest, chillest people you will ever meet. no lie.

    Chris - 20, 21 in November. Likes to participate in the smoking of mary jane. Makes no sense when high. Has a dog, Harley, that is a German shepherd/border collie mix. Harley is a big baby, likes to cuddle, and freaks out when you make farting noises with your mouth(yeah, it's pretty funny).

    Victoria - 19. Also likes to smoke the ganja. Into art and photography. Has a black lab puppy, Sophie, who we are currently training to eat small children(badass, we know). Sophie likes to get high off of trees as well.

    **We are not druggies and do not want to live with any.**

    Roommate qualifications:
    MUST be pet friendly and 420 friendly, duh.
    Must not be brainwashed by the government or any religion.
    Gotta be chill.
    Mary jew anna dealers are a plus. but not sketchy dealers. cool ones like Saul on Pineapple Express.
    Have to be around the same age, we don't want old wrinkly people living with us.



    http://myrtlebeach.craigslist.org/roo/1709667180.html
    “What a caterpillar calls the end of the world we call a butterfly.” - ECKHART TOLLE

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    Default Re: Hilarious Roomate Listing

    Is it wrong that i really want to smack both of them?

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    Default Re: Hilarious Roomate Listing

    im 420 friendly and all, but i would think this ad only attracts untrustworth people thats always late in paying their part of the rent.

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    They have no lives. I feel so sorry for them.
    I is a mommy.
    09.27.09

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    lol. the last place i lived at, i found my roommates after reading an ad similar to this...and it was the GREATEST living situation ever. it was like having 3 brothers that really loved to play cards and smoke reefer...hey that's funny, me too!!!

    i think my favorite listing ever on CL went on to describe this beautiful, large, sunny room and an awesome sounding roommate...

    ...but then it mentioned you'd have to share the room with a male silverback gorilla. i lol'd so hard...it was amazing.

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    haha thats awesome. i would never want to live there but the ad is hilarious

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