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    Default Checking out Potential Clubs as a Customer...?

    How do you guys check out clubs that you want to dance at? I've heard of the "amateur contest way," but what about as a customer?

    What do you look for? How much is appropriate to spend? Do you even spend? Should I bring a little notepad? Tips, suggestions?
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    ^^^yes, and how do you go about checking out a club w/out a guy with you? I know some clubs don't want women going in without a man.

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    the time i checked out a club beforehand, i went in with a guy friend... i checked out the quality of girls, got dinner to see how the food was and because i was hungry, and tipped the girls on stage. since i figured the girls would be my future coworkers, i didnt personally want a dance... but i bought my guy friend a couple of dances from a couple of girls and had him report back to me on how much contact went on in the dances. that way i got an idea of what other girls were doing.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Athenathefabulous View Post
    the time i checked out a club beforehand, i went in with a guy friend... i checked out the quality of girls, got dinner to see how the food was and because i was hungry, and tipped the girls on stage. since i figured the girls would be my future coworkers, i didnt personally want a dance... but i bought my guy friend a couple of dances from a couple of girls and had him report back to me on how much contact went on in the dances. that way i got an idea of what other girls were doing.
    Great idea! I had totally forgotten about the whole "male must escort/accompany" thing.
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    Ugg, I don't have any guy friends who will go with me. Sure, they'll go with other guys but they think it would be too weird w/ me.

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    go with a group of 3 then? then they would be going with other guys as well... would that be 'too weird'?
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    ^^That's a good idea. Duh, I should have thought of that...

    It's just one of my best guy friends is a little leery of strip clubs b/c last time he went (I should mention he was loaded) a dancer took his glasses and stuck them up her pussy. She got a rise out of the group, but my OCD friend was beyond horrified. It is pretty funny, actually.

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    ^eew!

    dont work at that club!
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    ^^No shit! Good thing that's not the one I have my eye on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Verdana View Post
    ^^That's a good idea. Duh, I should have thought of that...

    It's just one of my best guy friends is a little leery of strip clubs b/c last time he went (I should mention he was loaded) a dancer took his glasses and stuck them up her pussy. She got a rise out of the group, but my OCD friend was beyond horrified. It is pretty funny, actually.
    That's not funny- that's horrifying.
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    Default Re: Checking out Potential Clubs as a Customer...?

    Some clubs will let two or more girls come in together and a few will let you check out a club by yourself if you speak with management on the phone first or ask to have him come to the front.

    There was one club here in LA that let me come in during a day shift to check it out. I imagine it was easy for them to monitor me during the day with a smaller crowd of customers present and make sure I was on the up and up and wasn't there to solicit. If they agree to let you come in, bring in some tipping money but don't sit at the stage (to discourage attention from the patrons), maybe a table or so away and get up and tip when you like.

    Don't sit near customers as much as possible and keep your eyes on the club and the dancers. Some clubs will let you sit in their reserved or VIP area to avoid having guys come up to you to chat you up. Stay for an hour or so, thank them, and you should be okay.
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    Ive been to couple of clubs to check them out and I just told them Im a potential dancer and they let me come sit for a minute and check out whats going on, Its amazing what you can see in a couple of minutes!!! Anyways, after they will tell me the tip out rates and all that jazz and Im off or ask when I can start but most of them werent the types of clubs that I like!

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    Well, dang, guys. It seems like that's the way to go is to tell them you're a potential dancer. But that raises the question that if they aren't really looking to hire, that they might not let you check it out...?
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    Most places are ALWAYS looking to hire.....provided you're a pretty girl and easy to work with. More girls = more stage fees = more money.



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    ^Hadn't really given it much thought.
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    I try to look to see if they have a website, or maybe a myspace with pics. If not I call them and ask them if they are hiring. Most Say "OH YEAH we're hirin, What do you look like?" LOL. Only on occasion have I gotten a we arent doing very much business but you can fill out an application!

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    ^^^ Hahaha. Fill out an application? Really? Seems too much like a "normal job" thing.
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    ^^^ Exactly I dont want to be legally bound to a club lol

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    Some clubs won't say that they are hiring over the phone, because they don't want to be caught in the predicament of "if she's not hot but knows we are hiring, we're screwed". So you have to assume they are hiring. When you call ask when their audition times are or when there is a manager available to audition you.

    Things I look for:

    - Are the dancers hustling a lot? If they aren't hustling it could be easier for you to make money because either they are lazy or the money is flowing.

    - Do the dancers seem friendly? There's nothing worse than working with girls who have a lot of attitude or want to start problems.

    - Is the place generally clean? I'm a bit OCD, so if it's really gross I probably wouldn't work there.

    - How are the locker rooms? Too small? Plenty of room? Really dirty?

    - I ask multiple dancers what they think of the management.

    - I have male friends buy dances and watch. Generally the trick to this is to say that you are not the jealous type at all, so the dancer is free to do whatever she normally does. That also gives you an idea of what the dancers do in the private rooms.

    - Do they serve food? How is it?

    - How are the drink prices? If drinks are too cheap you get a lot of cheap customers coming in for booze, not boobs. Too high and they don't have money left to spend on dancers.

    - What are the fees to work?

    - Do they require any sort of work schedule? Almost all of Colorado clubs do unless you happen to really be in good graces with the management.
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    ^^Good stuff.
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    Default Re: Checking out Potential Clubs as a Customer...?

    Yes, even if you show up in person, say you're a dancer and for whatever reason they tell you they aren't hiring, a lot will still let you drop in to check out the place for a little bit, especially if you say you simply want to check out the club and don't show up with your bag asking to audition.

    A few times I've come in with friends or asked to check out a club while alone and the manger approached asking which club I worked for and if I wanted to audition on the spot. THAT is when I 'just so happened' to have my bag in my car to change into stripper gear. Be cool! ;P
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    When I check out a club I do it in two steps, I will send a guy friends alone with his friends with some money for dances and ask him to watch out for some of things mentioned before. A dancer often times wont to the same dance for a guy if she thinks its her boyfriend with her and a dancer wont offer extras if there is a girl in the group.

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    I've never had a problem checking out clubs alone once I tell them what I'm there for. They usually let me sit at a table and take it all in. I try to talk to a bunch of the dancer to see what the situation is and if they help you, alwaysssss tip them for their time.

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    ^^ Are they willing to tell you what goes on behind the curtain if they know that you might soon be their competition?
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    You are overthinking it. Just wander in, tell them you want to audition soon and ask if you can check out the club. Sometimes you have to be aggressive too .... for example ..... you might run into a dancer or a bartender that ISN'T in magagement that tells you " we aren't hiring " . Strip clubs are funny that way.

    I always tip the girls on stage when scouting a club ( I've done this a couple times ) . I just think it's courteous to offer something since you are IN the club and aren't hired yet.

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