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    Default LOL ya'll won't believe this!!!

    So I went back to work today (escorting) and the client had three balls.

    One, two, THREE.


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    wow. i did not know that was possible.

    i wonder if this has hurt or helped his self esteem.
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    Wow. Never heard of anything like that before. How awkward..

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    what did he say about it? or did he pretend it wasnt there hoping u wouldnt notice... lol

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    he didn't mention it, and i sure as hell didn't mention it. i just happened to notice...and double checked (or in this case triple checked) while i was acting super interested in the cbj. i wouldn't have noticed unless i felt it. and it was odd to say the least.

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    Whoa... triple the balls, triple the fun? hahaha (I dunno I just had to make some kinda joke lol)

    edit: oh wait I guess it's not really triple the balls
    oh whatever! I tried! LOL
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    ...that is soooo funny.....i needed a good laugh today....wowwwww..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by jadelady View Post
    Whoa... triple the balls, triple the fun? hahaha (I dunno I just had to make some kinda joke lol)

    edit: oh wait I guess it's not really triple the balls
    oh whatever! I tried! LOL
    It's 1.5 times the fun hahaha.

    Ew triple the balls...six of them?!?

    OMG OMG OMG OMG EWWWW.


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    Default Re: LOL ya'll won't believe this!!!

    FYI: My brother has 3 balls. Yeah, apparently it's normal and not unheard of for men to have a third ball. Technically it's a growth, but it feels and looks like another ball.



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    i've just never experienced it before, it caught me MAJORLY off-guard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wanderlust08 View Post
    It's 1.5 times the fun hahaha.

    Ew triple the balls...six of them?!?

    OMG OMG OMG OMG EWWWW.

    LOL Yeah after I did the math on that I was like.. oh dear god
    p.s. I swear I'm intelligent.. just a mistake lol
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    omg, i used to date a guy who had 3 balls but had one taken out as he was a runner and he noticed it as it gave him pain after a run one day...lol omg, and my friends dad only has one ball

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    omg this is so fucking funny!! did he have a third nipple too?
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    Omg. That gives new meaning to "I have more balls than you!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by rubyredlipsss View Post
    omg this is so fucking funny!! did he have a third nipple too?
    One of my friends has a third nipple. I have known him for a year and had no idea. This weekend he's like "have you seen my third nipple". I thought he was joking... It was clearly a third nipple. A tiny one just below the right one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wanderlust08 View Post
    So I went back to work today (escorting) and the client had three balls.

    One, two, THREE.


    Did he have a penis pump. I had a client like that last week he came in from taxes to see me in Toronto I wonder if its the same client. and he posted a nice review of me on TER.

    Last night I had one with a only one ball, he had testicular cancer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by minniesoporno View Post
    Did he have a penis pump. I had a client like that last week he came in from taxes to see me in Toronto I wonder if its the same client. and he posted a nice review of me on TER.

    Last night I had one with a only one ball, he had testicular cancer.
    Hahaha, no penis pump, but he was quite viagra'd up...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessie_tinydancer View Post
    One of my friends has a third nipple. I have known him for a year and had no idea. This weekend he's like "have you seen my third nipple". I thought he was joking... It was clearly a third nipple. A tiny one just below the right one.
    i've seen a third nipple on a guy...they always want to show it off. why is this??
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    Quote Originally Posted by wanderlust08 View Post
    i've just never experienced it before, it caught me MAJORLY off-guard.
    Sounds like you handled it well though.
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    whoa! didn't expect to read that!

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    I didn't expect to read that either....

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