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    Duh My audition attempt..!

    Sooo, I was supposed to go in for an audition today but alas a zit had to ruin my attempt.
    I've been planning on auditioning for weeks but kept procrastinating. I said to myself enough is enough, get over it, just walk in and you'll do FINE.
    I was super excited last night because I thought I was going to finally audition and start working tonight.....butttt.....
    I didn't audition.

    I've been trying to adjust to my "future schedule time" so I've been sleeping at 3~4 in the morning instead of 9~10 at night (lol I know I'm like an old lady, I get sleepy when the sun goes down) so I've been pretty tired.
    And when I am tired I get pimples. Always on my NOSE. So I had a bright red pimple on my nose since last week and I thought it would be gone by today but it didn't.. So last night I attempted to pop it (*que dramatic music) and I woke up today with a nasty bumpy raised scab on the middle of my nose
    I went to the mall and bought body rhinestone sticker gems to stick on my nose and pass it off as a nose piercing (looked stupid since the scab was pretty much on the middle of my nose haha) and drove to the club.
    I sat in my car and did my make-up for an hour and during the whole time as I was looking in the mirror I had two different voices speaking to me inside my head
    "Hot damn!! even I would pay to have someone like me give me a lap dance"
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    "Oh my god, look at that zit/scab it is SOOOO distracting and ridiculous looking"

    I seriously couldn't get myself to walk in the club with my distracting zit/scab sooo I just took a good look at the outside of the club, let out a long sigh and decided to come back when my scab heals.
    I spent the last of my money on a movie ticket on my way home(Shutter Island, it was twisted and absolutely genius, I could give Scorsese a million lap dances for his geniusness HA) so I can not NOT audition now cuz I need the money

    Wow this was a long post about a zit haha.
    Anyway, my name is Mia, I'm new to SW and I'm so glad I stumbled upon this awesome site!
    Hopefully my scab heals by Thursday, I need to audition already because the tension is going to kill me haha. I am so ready to dance and I just want to get the audition out of the way already.
    Wish me and my scab some luck!


    P.S. Forgive my post for being so long, but I don't talk a lot in real life so I tend to write a LOT when I'm online.



    -Mia

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    How you feel is completely normal, we were all on some level a little timid and scared when we first started. The good news is those feelings will go away FAST! and be replaced with confidence, sexiness and strength. Good luck with your audition!
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    When you get ready to audition, put some mood music on and get into character. It helps if you make up an entirely different persona for when you're at the club (easier to stay in character that way for the fantasy too). My audition wasn't bad at all. Luckily the club was closed that day so I didn't have to do it in front of a ton of people and didn't feel tempted to use a little liquid courage (big no-no). When I showed up, the owner actually said I was very prepared. We covered every topic possible and I felt assured I'd be at a safe environment where the staff would be considerate of one another rather than just about that paper. By the time you get there, you'll be running on adrenaline anyway so you won't be too tired. Once Thursday hits I'm sure you'll knock 'em dead. *hugs* good luck mia
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    whenever you get a zit try Clean & Clear PersaGel 10. It literally removes your blemish overnight and the really bad, deep, painful ones in 48 hours ($4.99 @walmart). Seriously, it works amazing. You can google it and look at some of the reviews.
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    ^^ looks like i'll be grabbing that asap. i always get the under the skin ones around my mensie
    Originally posted by Athenathefabulous
    i can just see it ... "I am EMPEROR OMEGAPHALLIC of the TITTY CITY galaxy! Come minions, give us your money and see mah slaves dance for ya."

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    Quote Originally Posted by PRETTYdangerous View Post
    whenever you get a zit try Clean & Clear PersaGel 10. It literally removes your blemish overnight and the really bad, deep, painful ones in 48 hours ($4.99 @walmart). Seriously, it works amazing. You can google it and look at some of the reviews.
    ohhhh thank you. I'll take your word for it and use it next time I get a pimple (which is rare but when I do get it, it's huge!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayFo1987 View Post
    When you get ready to audition, put some mood music on and get into character. It helps if you make up an entirely different persona for when you're at the club (easier to stay in character that way for the fantasy too). My audition wasn't bad at all. Luckily the club was closed that day so I didn't have to do it in front of a ton of people and didn't feel tempted to use a little liquid courage (big no-no). When I showed up, the owner actually said I was very prepared. We covered every topic possible and I felt assured I'd be at a safe environment where the staff would be considerate of one another rather than just about that paper. By the time you get there, you'll be running on adrenaline anyway so you won't be too tired. Once Thursday hits I'm sure you'll knock 'em dead. *hugs* good luck mia
    thank you : )
    I'll let you know how it goes. I'm praying that my scab heals by then. If not, I'll have to wait until Monday, grrrr

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    Welcome to SW.

    Next time you have a pimple try to avoid popping it. Physician's Formula makes a dual cover stick that is awesome! It's green on one side to cancel out the red, and skin tone on the other to cover the green. Wal-mart used to sell it. I believe you can still get it at Target & Walgreens.
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    Water based peroxide gels work too!
    This one tube called Benzac AC is great

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    Whenever I have a horrible zit I just use alcohol on it. Dries it out quick and its cheap..but persagel does work,but Im allergic to it. I used it once and my whole chin broke out in an itchy rash. It was nasty.
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    Im a bad procrastinator tooo. Im still trying to come up with a day for me to go and do my audition. I went once before but didnt follow thru with working there! Ugh, anything will derail me too ance, female time of the month, I knew to get up and do it too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cocoabuttasaki View Post
    Im a bad procrastinator tooo. Im still trying to come up with a day for me to go and do my audition. I went once before but didnt follow thru with working there! Ugh, anything will derail me too ance, female time of the month, I knew to get up and do it too.
    ahhh It's too bad you live in Tennessee, cuz I would go with you to your audition for support. I wish I could bring someone with me to the audition but I don't really have friends. Those I do know would definitely not approve of me dancing haha. My scar still hasn't gone away even though I've been using neosporin religiously. I guess Monday will be my audition day.. I do have a sales person gig @ a booth @ a martial arts tournament on Friday though so I'll have some money for food and gas. I've never been so broke in my life.
    Do you plan on dancing in the future?

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    Well, I finally got my ass into gear and checked out the place I wanted to work last nite and there's already a ton of women working there. I walked in and there were at least 30 women working in this small, tiny club and the hiring manager said he's got too many women already and to come back in JULY! No thank you! Onto the next club....

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    Quote Originally Posted by miablossom View Post
    ahhh It's too bad you live in Tennessee, cuz I would go with you to your audition for support. I wish I could bring someone with me to the audition but I don't really have friends. Those I do know would definitely not approve of me dancing haha. My scar still hasn't gone away even though I've been using neosporin religiously. I guess Monday will be my audition day.. I do have a sales person gig @ a booth @ a martial arts tournament on Friday though so I'll have some money for food and gas. I've never been so broke in my life.
    Do you plan on dancing in the future?
    Yes in the next couple weeks Im going to go to the place that inatially hired me about a year ago and see if I can still work there. I dont seem to like any of the other places and thats the only place I went to by myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cocoabuttasaki View Post
    Yes in the next couple weeks Im going to go to the place that inatially hired me about a year ago and see if I can still work there. I dont seem to like any of the other places and thats the only place I went to by myself.
    Let me know how it goes please?
    Good luck!

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    Ok I will!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by miablossom View Post

    Wow this was a long post about a zit haha.
    Anyway, my name is Mia, I'm new to SW and I'm so glad I stumbled upon this awesome site!
    Hopefully my scab heals by Thursday, I need to audition already because the tension is going to kill me haha. I am so ready to dance and I just want to get the audition out of the way already.
    Wish me and my scab some luck!


    P.S. Forgive my post for being so long, but I don't talk a lot in real life so I tend to write a LOT when I'm online.



    -Mia
    God, you sound like me. Sorry to hear about the zit. I've got really bad acne so I know what it's like. The scab should go away in 2-3 days. But you might have a little reddish/pinkish scar there instead- nothing you can't use concealer/foundation to cover up.

    Just get back up on your horse and try again in a couple days. You can do it. And let us know how it goes!
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