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    I posted this thread on the other site, so I guess I should balance it out... I recently went back to the peep show here in town after a hiatus of a few months. So far, it was run of the mill customers. Around the time my shift was over, the window goes up to one of the booths. Fixing a smile on my face, I get ready to provide the obligatory masturbation show. I am not prepared for what awaited me in the booth: The customer was butt ass naked in the booth with a live, sqwaking chicken! I have no idea what he was doing with a live chicken in a peep show and I didn't care to. I ran out of my booth and called the manager. The cops got called. I think they busted the guy with a few grams of meth or coke. Does this even belong in stripping general? (This happened a couple of weeks ago)
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    Wow, that poor chicken. What a disturbed guy! I'm sorry you had to see that....
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    Oh. My. God.

    This seriously brings that scene from Devil's Rejects to mind...

    "Did you just call me a chicken fucker?"

    "Naw man, I'm just sayin, you cut that chicken's head off and stick in on your D***, MAN...."

    Just when I think I've heard EVERYTHING.

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    I was more concerned for the welfare of the chicken. I'm not a vegetarian, but I still worry about our feathered and four legged friends. On a perverted sidenote, I googled the keywords man sex chicken and came up with the following:
    http://www.explodingcigar.com/article1433.html
    http://www.derbygripe.co.uk/oddsocks/chicken.htm
    what is the world coming to?
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    Oh my word!!!
    I saw some weird shit in the peep show but not that weird.
    Poor little chicky =(

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    "Why did the chicken cross the road......?"
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    there was a youtube video of a man raping a chicken once. i don't know how to stayed on youtube for so long without getting taken down but people thought it was hilarious. i almost cried. i don't know what's wrong with people.

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    Natives used to have sex with chickens, often. It was a right of passage in some ways.

    But yeah, not at place in a Peep show, and not this day in age.

    I guess he could always claim he was marinating it from the inside out? Hehehe.....no? To gross? lol.



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    Yuck.

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    Just thought I would say that when I first saw the title of this thread, I thought some moron had meant to say "murder most foul" and just misspelled it. So I was very delighted when, indeed, the post made reference to poultry.

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    You did the right thing! In most states bestiality is illegal.

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    "Why did the chicken cross the road......?"
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    I work at a peepshow too, and yeah it can be crazy what pops up in those windows. Sometimes I think the guys are willing to do anything to get a reaction.
    I haven't worked at a hustle club yet, but I've heard that us peepshow girls get a LOT of the weird and fetish guys. At least that's what girls who I work with who work at hustle clubs say.

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    ^^^ Probably. I've never seen a peepshow that featured male dancers... I suspect the fetishes have a lot to do with that.
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    aww the poor chicken! Im raising six chicks right now and they definitely have personalities and feelings the same of any other animal.
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    No pun intended.




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    this sounds very similar to a scene from "pink flamingos"




    im sorry this happened to you.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Ewww the second link was just digusting and insanely disturbing that guy had sex with a dead racoon as a child! I almost threw up when I read that!

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    ^^^ugghhh. I knew better than to look at those links and I was right. Being a huge animal lover I can't handle things involving animals of this nature... I am glad I listened to my instincts.

    People are disgusting. I can handle/respect everyone's fetishes and I know we are all unique in our ways. But involving helpless animals is unforgivable.

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    If I saw that I am really not sure if I would laugh, cry or throw up.

    Whoa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christyismyalias View Post
    ^^^ugghhh. I knew better than to look at those links and I was right. Being a huge animal lover I can't handle things involving animals of this nature... I am glad I listened to my instincts.

    People are disgusting. I can handle/respect everyone's fetishes and I know we are all unique in our ways. But involving helpless animals is unforgivable.
    No, MEN are disgusting. It's a total male thing, you never hear about women doing twisted shit like this...
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    yeah well if things are not in the rule.,.,and if the costumers really make it ..,.,you have a right to call the management.,.,yeah well good for you..,you definitely have the right.

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    Dude... XD

    Lmao... wtf??? XD

    I just got dumped tonight, hard, and have been crying all night-- but that cracked me the fuck up.

    Sorry!! And I hope the incident wasn't too traumatic for you, but I really needed that tonight...thank you for sharing this! >_<

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