i heard this story on chelsea lately and gave me a good laugh. a man was driving a toy barbie car drunk and got pulled over and got a dui.
here's a link to an article about it:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...arbie-car.html




i heard this story on chelsea lately and gave me a good laugh. a man was driving a toy barbie car drunk and got pulled over and got a dui.
here's a link to an article about it:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...arbie-car.html









This funny. Reminds me of a story a few years ago where 1 guy got a DUI from driving a bicycle.
Last edited by Kellydancer; 04-27-2010 at 01:29 PM.




yeah i cracked up, when i was watching chelsea lately, she was like "how do you pull over a barbie car, i mean all you have to do is grab the back to stop it"
and what's up with the dui's when you're drunk and bicycling, i mean really a BUI?





rotfl. thanks for this... it cheered me up a lot.
i had the cops threaten to give my friends and i a DUI for riding a bike when drunk. Granted we were riding through downtown austin while screaming "stand by me" at the top of our lungs and running the traffic lights, but i was still like wtf, how can we get a DUI for riding a bicycle?
The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.




you're welcome. haha. yeah i've never been threatened by cops while riding my bike drunk but i was downtown where i live riding w/o using my hands on the handlebars singing that song 'i can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handlebars, no handlebars!" really loudly and all my friends became paranoid and were like ssshhh you're drawing attention to us and we're all gonna get bui's!!!
HAHAHA, and to add insult to injury, they confiscated the barbie car. That sucks.





That sounds like so much fun. I really want to do something like that.
Sort of related, but I once had a guy friend who was pulled over for a DUI. The funny part? He was completely sober, just an awful driver (he loved to drive in lawns and hit mailboxes). Though he was sober, didn't stop the cop from giving him a breathalizer test and made him walk a line.









It's always been my ambition to steal a police car and then elude the cops during a high speed chase, but I've never gotten quite drunk enough for it. Maybe I should set my sights a little lower like this guy.








The DUI laws are usually written that you can get convicted for operating any vehicle while under the influence, and vehicles include pretty much any mode of non-animal transportation. Roller skates, big wheel, even skis (if you're using them on a road). I'm pretty sure that a horse-drawn carriage/sleigh wouldn't count, since the horse is doing the operating, but I haven't looked it up.
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The part about the "non-animal" transportation seems a little backward to me. Imagine trying to ride a horse drunk without falling off and breaking your neck/getting stepped on, or accidentally yelling and spooking the horse into kicking you. I'd feel much safer on a bicycle since they don't have volatile tempers.
Oh and this story is freakin bananas, why does everything fun have to be illegal?
Riding lawnmower DUI arrest taser video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95qZt...eature=channel
Hilarious but disturbing.
Here in Australia horses, bikes, cars and anything used to transport someone/thing on the road have to abide by the same rules.
When I was younger and living in a country town I used to get together regualrly with friends and ride to the pub for lunch and drinks. I have known people to be fined for being drunk whilst in charge of a horse.
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