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    i heard this story on chelsea lately and gave me a good laugh. a man was driving a toy barbie car drunk and got pulled over and got a dui.

    here's a link to an article about it:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...arbie-car.html
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    no one else finds this as funny as me? oh weellls.
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    This funny. Reminds me of a story a few years ago where 1 guy got a DUI from driving a bicycle.
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    yeah i cracked up, when i was watching chelsea lately, she was like "how do you pull over a barbie car, i mean all you have to do is grab the back to stop it"

    and what's up with the dui's when you're drunk and bicycling, i mean really a BUI?
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    rotfl. thanks for this... it cheered me up a lot.

    i had the cops threaten to give my friends and i a DUI for riding a bike when drunk. Granted we were riding through downtown austin while screaming "stand by me" at the top of our lungs and running the traffic lights, but i was still like wtf, how can we get a DUI for riding a bicycle?
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    you're welcome. haha. yeah i've never been threatened by cops while riding my bike drunk but i was downtown where i live riding w/o using my hands on the handlebars singing that song 'i can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handlebars, no handlebars!" really loudly and all my friends became paranoid and were like ssshhh you're drawing attention to us and we're all gonna get bui's!!!
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    HAHAHA, and to add insult to injury, they confiscated the barbie car. That sucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athenathefabulous View Post
    rotfl. thanks for this... it cheered me up a lot.

    i had the cops threaten to give my friends and i a DUI for riding a bike when drunk. Granted we were riding through downtown austin while screaming "stand by me" at the top of our lungs and running the traffic lights, but i was still like wtf, how can we get a DUI for riding a bicycle?
    That sounds like so much fun. I really want to do something like that.

    Sort of related, but I once had a guy friend who was pulled over for a DUI. The funny part? He was completely sober, just an awful driver (he loved to drive in lawns and hit mailboxes). Though he was sober, didn't stop the cop from giving him a breathalizer test and made him walk a line.

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    HAHAHA, and to add insult to injury, they confiscated the barbie car. That sucks.
    but he did say he is hoping to get it back!!
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    It's always been my ambition to steal a police car and then elude the cops during a high speed chase, but I've never gotten quite drunk enough for it. Maybe I should set my sights a little lower like this guy.

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    ^ahahahahahaha, omg this really made me laugh out loud...stomach is sore. this whole thing is just epic.
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    The DUI laws are usually written that you can get convicted for operating any vehicle while under the influence, and vehicles include pretty much any mode of non-animal transportation. Roller skates, big wheel, even skis (if you're using them on a road). I'm pretty sure that a horse-drawn carriage/sleigh wouldn't count, since the horse is doing the operating, but I haven't looked it up.
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    This one is my favorite:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNPxIibhcKY

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    Quote Originally Posted by maximvsv View Post
    The DUI laws are usually written that you can get convicted for operating any vehicle while under the influence, and vehicles include pretty much any mode of non-animal transportation. Roller skates, big wheel, even skis (if you're using them on a road). I'm pretty sure that a horse-drawn carriage/sleigh wouldn't count, since the horse is doing the operating, but I haven't looked it up.

    The part about the "non-animal" transportation seems a little backward to me. Imagine trying to ride a horse drunk without falling off and breaking your neck/getting stepped on, or accidentally yelling and spooking the horse into kicking you. I'd feel much safer on a bicycle since they don't have volatile tempers.

    Oh and this story is freakin bananas, why does everything fun have to be illegal?

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    Riding lawnmower DUI arrest taser video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95qZt...eature=channel


    Hilarious but disturbing.

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    Here in Australia horses, bikes, cars and anything used to transport someone/thing on the road have to abide by the same rules.
    When I was younger and living in a country town I used to get together regualrly with friends and ride to the pub for lunch and drinks. I have known people to be fined for being drunk whilst in charge of a horse.

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