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    So i'm sitting at the bar with another dancer and this customer. Here's what ensued:

    Dancer: "I need to make some fuckin money...you wanna dance or not?"


    I almost died from laughter.

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    Default Re: Best. Hustle. Ever

    I hope you meant "best" as in "funniest".
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    Yes very misleading thread title. I can't imagine anyone that's danced for several years and not used this line or a close variation when we're fed up or just don't give a shit.

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    did it work?

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    Yeah, it was by far the funniest. And most creative that I've heard. It didn't work. Wish it did, shit was classic

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    Default Re: Best. Hustle. Ever

    i did something similar last night...

    me: okay, one on one naked time RIGHT NOW!
    him: do you wanna just talk?
    me: i can't afford to just talk!!
    him: okay. i guess you can dance then. but i'm still gonna talk...
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    lol!!!

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    I had the best hustle ever last night and totally can't remember what it was.

    I'll use this one until I remember mine.




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    Default Re: Best. Hustle. Ever

    This gave me big LOL's! If I ever get fed-up I'm totally using that. Hilarious!



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    right? glad it's not just me


    Quote Originally Posted by laurcon View Post
    Yes very misleading thread title. I can't imagine anyone that's danced for several years and not used this line or a close variation when we're fed up or just don't give a shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surprise View Post
    him: okay. i guess you can dance then. but i'm still gonna talk...
    LOL

    probably one of those times where you have to roll your eyes and think "and I'll pretend to listen"
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    My best hustle moment:

    Me: "Are you bored enough to get a dance with me?"
    Him: "Let's go."

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    Heres my best hustle moment. Sitting and talking to customer. Had been sitting awhile, chatting and goofing off.

    Me: "Do you want a dance?"

    Him: "No, I don't like being teased, you didn't ask me right it wasn't sexy enough," yadda yadda, and he is just making LAME excuses.

    Me: "Bullshit. You are just cheap or you just don't want one from me."

    Him: "Oh no, I AM NOT CHEAP! I think you are stunning."

    Me: "Prove it and get a dance, otherwise I will think you're cheap."

    Him: Gets dance.

    Not something I would normally do, but hey it worked! I would only do what the OP did if the guy was an asshat supreme and I was in a serious funk. Never to a random custy though, and I have never said or asked for a dance in such a way. I would have cracked up too!
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    Umm, I was a little buzzed so not sure how verbatim this dialogue was but something along the lines of....

    Made a beeline to customer in a crowded room and stood directly in front of him, slightly invading his personal space and lifting his arm:

    Me: Hey..(smiling)
    Him: Hey
    Me: Oh my Gawd.
    Him: Huh..
    Me: I want you so bad right now...Oh my Gawd...I'm so serious
    Him: Umm...ok..
    Me: Bring your drink!

    When I was talking to him, I somehow was able to conjure up the image of Johnny Depp /Anthony Keidis/Christian Bale reincarnated into one hot mess...

    I always try to do my very best at this 'projecting' technique on a normal shift but I definitely had the beer goggles on. Even though I wasn't really drunk-- just more energized than normal by the large crowd and an already good $$$ night.

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    I had a moment like this not that long ago. I said, "Do you want to make boring small talk with me or can I just skip ahead to the part where I dance with my tits in your face?" He cracked up and off we went. I normally hustle well and actually enjoy talking with most customers but I was just about fed up that night due to the other girls offering discount dances (hatehatehate) and with guy after guy trying to grab my pussy or suck on my nipples.

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    There was a girl at my old club (not the most attractive girl in the place), and she would literally plop down at a guys table and make this long obnoxious sound in their ear and wouldn't stop till he bought a dance. Lol. And it worked. That's the funny part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rareaspasia View Post
    I had a moment like this not that long ago. I said, "Do you want to make boring small talk with me or can I just skip ahead to the part where I dance with my tits in your face?" He cracked up and off we went. I normally hustle well and actually enjoy talking with most customers but I was just about fed up that night due to the other girls offering discount dances (hatehatehate) and with guy after guy trying to grab my pussy or suck on my nipples.
    OMG love it! Wonder if that works all the time..haha..obviously when its busier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunshine16 View Post
    OMG love it! Wonder if that works all the time..haha..obviously when its busier.
    lol Don't I wish. I think what cinched it was my delivery. Even though I was grumpy I didn't say it in a bitchy way, just in a ha ha I'm totally joking but totally serious at the same time kinda way. I was lucky he was the kind of guy that likes an upfront but playful woman. I never thought to try it again. I ought to one of these days. It's an interesting variation on the wannadance.
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    ^Yeah i can definitely see having to be in the right bitchy-but-not kind of moods to pull it off right, I think it would work better for the younger guys.

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    Sometimes I actually sort of use reverse psychcology on guys


    Me: Could you give me a dance?

    Him: ?.... What?

    Me: Like, you give me a lapdance? I'll pay you for it.

    Him: Isn't it suppose to be the opposite? I don't think you'd want to see me dance!

    Me: Me dance for you? Okay, if you say so! *grabs hand and goes to ld room*

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    Sometimes I actually sort of use reverse pchsycology on guys


    Me: Could you give me a dance?

    Him: ?.... What?

    Me: Like, you give me a lapdance? I'll pay you for it.

    Him: Isn't it suppose to be the opposite? I don't think you'd want to see me dance!

    Me: Me dance for you? Okay, if you say so! *grabs hand and goes to ld room*

    ^_^
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    ^ That's cute!

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