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    Default What is your Basic Lap Dance Routine?

    I did a search on it last night, and only came up with one thread.

    Mine is
    1. start facing him, top comes off if it's a 2 piece or top of dress comes down
    2. turn around, slide off dress bend over
    3. sit down, 3 second grind, lay back for over the shoulder boob view, another wiggle
    4. stand up, turn around, straddle, boobs in face for topless neck massage

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    Default Re: What is your Basic Lap Dance Routine?

    Good thread idea! I was thinking about this just today! I was trying to get some ideas to change up my lapdance. I own a copy of "Premium Cuts: Sinsational Strippers" and it shows stage sets and lapdances meant to be from a male point of view. But there's only so many times you can watch it. And I couldn't find any youtube videos of anything similar so I was bummed.
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    I feel like I don't have a basic dance! It totally varies by customer based on my initial vibe I get from them. If he seemed raunchy, lots of back-turned-ass-on-lap action and maybe dirty talk in the ear. Romantic guys basically get a long naked hug. Breast fetish guys, well, get to look at the twins...and so on. Today my S&M customer came in and I basically just stood in front of him and called him a sissy for 3 songs, and that was my "lap dance routine."
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    Default Re: What is your Basic Lap Dance Routine?

    So basically I have on position unless requested otherwise or I get the hint that the customer wants something else.

    I straddle the customer, take top off, get in close to cuddle, kiss his neck/ear/cheek whatever, and grind for the entire duration of the song. I don't really move out of this position haha. A lot of girls consider my dances to be really lame but guys LOVE them. I usually get $60-$100 from each customer so I can't complain.

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    Default Re: What is your Basic Lap Dance Routine?

    mine is similar to yours, britneyireland...

    1. lean over, top comes off, boobs in face
    2. turn around, bottoms come off, sit
    3. grind a bit, bring feet up onto the seat and reach out for the wall (kinda doggy style)
    4. THE PATENTED SUPER SURPRISE ASS WIGGLE (it never fails)
    5. sit back on lap, nuzzle ear/neck, etc.

    repeat till the song is over.
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    Default Re: What is your Basic Lap Dance Routine?

    Mine are boring, but it's pretty intentional:

    1) Undress realllllllllllly slowly, taking up preferably more than half of the song doing it, posing and 'dancing' while doing it.
    2) Get pretty close, touching myself; running hands over my body, that type of crap
    3) When there's not much time left I'll sit on their lap/lay on them/basically pose on them.

    I like to spend as little time ON them as possible lol! I don't get complaints because I act like I'm really into what I'm doing, that I love showing myself off for them... they might want me to mount them like a jockey and grind their dick into a fine powder but oh well suckers!

    This is why I love dancing in nude clubs, here in San Diego we have to do our lap dances clothed, how the fuck am I supposed to kill 3 minutes undressing then? This is why I also like tourist-area clubs where you're making money off of guys you're probably never going to see again, I don't think my tame lap dances would keep me afloat for too long in a very regulars-based club.

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    Default Re: What is your Basic Lap Dance Routine?

    Mine's too long to type up... but the choreography is enough to last about 4 minutes without really repeating moves, depending on how slow I'm going. I don't repeat the same moves over in the same order the second time around, but I would say there is a lot more improvisation the second time around.

    Oh, and I don't give any sort of neck rub/back rub in my dances unless I know the customer. Sometimes though I'll come up and rub a guy's shoulders out of the blue as a way to entice him to get a dance before I start flirting and selling the dances.
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    Default Re: What is your Basic Lap Dance Routine?

    I am very in the guys space. I am ON him most of the time in various positions. My home club is nice since it has a table, couches, and cubbys, so there are a lot of places to hold on for balance, allowing for some more acrobatic-type views hahaha.

    But basically, start facing the guy, top comes off. Lean in so he gets a super-cleavage shot.
    Bring knee up to bruch his crotch from my toes to knee then back down.
    Straddle guy for a slllloooowww grind
    Lift up and turn around.
    Bend over a little bit and wiggle
    Lean back and sit for a different view, and sllloooowwlly slide down while reaching my arm up and around his kneck.

    Once he is warmed up like this, then I get more creative.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NREXM View Post
    So basically I have on position unless requested otherwise or I get the hint that the customer wants something else.

    I straddle the customer, take top off, get in close to cuddle, kiss his neck/ear/cheek whatever, and grind for the entire duration of the song. I don't really move out of this position haha. A lot of girls consider my dances to be really lame but guys LOVE them. I usually get $60-$100 from each customer so I can't complain.

    That's almost exactly what I do.. I just sit on their lap, grind them and have them look at my boobies, maybe switch it up and grind with my back to them. works pretty well for me. I used to think I needed to actually dance, but I don't think customers care about that too much

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    Default Re: What is your Basic Lap Dance Routine?

    I mix my routine up based on what the customer seems to enjoy but it will always include:

    -Sit in the lap, head back on their shoulder
    -Straddle and boobies close to face
    -Straddle one leg while dancing and hugging getting close to their check and stroking their arms or chest
    - Straddle facing the other way then put hands down on ground so my ass in in full view (doggy style)
    - kneel on the ground and flick my hair around their crotch area and then look up at them all innocent as though you would when giving BJ in real life as you slide back up just letting boobs graze the pants area
    - maybe throw in if I am feeling cheeky a head stand where you put your head on the seat between their legs, kick your legs in the air and hold them in an inverted v so your crotch is up in the air

    I have other moves I like but I dont work in a LD club right now so I cant remember them. lol

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    Default Re: What is your Basic Lap Dance Routine?

    At my club we are NOT allowed to straddle the client and must keep one foot on the floor at all times.

    It really depends on the client and what vibe he/she/they give me. I will usually ask what turns them on about women the most and go from there.

    I usually face them and make alot of eye contact while i slowly take my top off then put my breasts towards the face (especially if they like boobs) and I will do a little slide. I also like to run my fingers through the clients hair and get very close to them (intimacy) and say how good it feels. I am very sensual and even when asked I really can't be super dirty or talk nasty because its just not me. I do often get told how sexy my dances are and that the customer can tell I really enjoy what I am doing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XAnastasiaX View Post
    It really depends on the client and what vibe he/she/they give me. I will usually ask what turns them on about women the most and go from there.
    I do that! Before every dance actually. I think its so ingrained in me that I don't even think about it anymore.
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