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    Maybe I should go in to work today. I look like shit. It seems that these days in my neck of the woods, its the extras girls making $$. And not to be a bitch, some of them are not that attractive. One of them looks like the "after" photo of a case of smallpox from Tudor England. I'm not the quintessential "Barbie doll" but damn I know I'm cute in a sick, twisted sadistic sort of way. (Everyone tells me I look like either Wed. Adams or a living dead doll.) I hate to say it, but to a certain extent looks and personal care matter in this business. Anyone having similar experiences?
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    Default Re: its not the early bird that catches the worm, its the ugly ducklings

    last saturday where i worked, the girl making the most money was one of the ugliest.

    but she also gave her dances in the corner and just let guys feel her up the entire time.

    this is why i hate places w/o champagne rooms. i find it really difficult to sell repeat dances when the other girls within view are getting their titties groped.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Default Re: its not the early bird that catches the worm, its the ugly ducklings

    ^^^^^Same thing happened to me yesterday at work. whats sad is the table dances at my club are $5. for pity's sake at least use one of the VIP booths.
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    Default Re: its not the early bird that catches the worm, its the ugly ducklings

    ^oy thats bad!
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    I'm sorry but it takes more than the price of a Starbucks latte to let some nasty old man grope me. Maybe a few 100,00 shares in Starbucks and I'll sit in their lap.
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    Default Re: its not the early bird that catches the worm, its the ugly ducklings

    sadly in my club it's the stunning girls who are also doing the extras, the rest of us are left to pick up crumbs. I get it when the unattractive ones do shit to make money but the ones who would have made plenty anyway just on their looks doing extras is just stupidity.

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    Default Re: its not the early bird that catches the worm, its the ugly ducklings

    Ugh yes. This industry is going down the crapper fast. And yes I have seen girl's nipples in guys mouths for 5 and 10 dollar table dances. It's pathetic.

    Pussy flashing, groping, titties in the mouth, fingers in the vag, you name it. All within view of my custie who's wondering why I'm not letting him do it for a dollar or five.
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