Um alrighty then.... somebody left used syringes and condoms on my garden gnome and defecated in my tomato plants....gotta love humanity
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Um alrighty then.... somebody left used syringes and condoms on my garden gnome and defecated in my tomato plants....gotta love humanity
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"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest




human shit?
eww
Could have been the gnome
Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor
- Dr John Zoidberg
The only possible answer is that your gnome is a filthy crack whore.
^Lmao
That's quite a combination. Maybe the syringes were used to administer medicine to the gnome? Has he been feeling ill lately? And your tomato plants are fully fertilized now!
But yes I do love humanity so dearly, thanks to gems like these.





Sex with a garden gnome, drugs, and a good shit. Someone's version of:
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^^^That's what I was thinking. The poop was a dead giveaway!![]()









hate to put an end to everyone's fun, but it was a local transient. I called my apt manager (because of the syringes) and he called the cops. Turns out the apple doesn't fall far from the tree cause our ecologically minded friend who so generously furnished me with fertilizer was passed out by the dumpster in the alley. Also, I had been ill and this was the 1st time I had left the house in 4 days. Nice pristine sight to be greeted with.
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest









What's scary is this isn't my 1st encounter with 2ndhhand fecal matter. I started up a thread about it some weeks ago. And it was at the club!
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest




I know you said it's not funny but this thread actually made me laugh on a bad day. Thx!





Oh no I'm totally laughing my ass off. Laughter is the best medicine. I just feel bad for the guy they collared. I think he got charged with a few misdemeanors and 1 felony. My only concern was with used syringes and any children that could have accidentally picked them up. On a serious note...could er..human fecal matter destroy my tomato plants? its not comprised of the same organic matter as cow manure....
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest





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