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    Default Anybody in Dallas/Ft Worth area catch this lovely spectacle?

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    Default Re: Anybody in Dallas/Ft Worth area catch this lovely spectacle?

    lol i guess i missed this. actually i believe i was in NOLA when this ocurred.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Default Re: Anybody in Dallas/Ft Worth area catch this lovely spectacle?

    ...alright, which ATF here broke his heart?

    "Early on, a negotiator asked him whether he had a girlfriend, and he angrily yelled her name."
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    Default Re: Anybody in Dallas/Ft Worth area catch this lovely spectacle?

    Visit a museum where the art looks at you

    Dude I love your freaking posts....
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    I'd have to have a "4 simease twin strippers gave me head and then lite themselves on fire" story to blow anybody's mind here.

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