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It's true all the interesting things are in big cities.





http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sourc...tePRqU4MyQ1x8A
It's true all the interesting things are in big cities.
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest





lol i guess i missed this. actually i believe i was in NOLA when this ocurred.
The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.




...alright, which ATF here broke his heart?
"Early on, a negotiator asked him whether he had a girlfriend, and he angrily yelled her name."
"Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."
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