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LOL Explain that to your girlfriend!
Don't you ever sleep?
Not at night...that's when the stars have rather better things to do. They're coming out, shining, that sort of thing.
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That's creepy to think about (plus I have a deathly fear of spiders).
I have a deathly fear of getting bitten on the wang.





Even a deadly spider bite to the penis can't keep a good Canadian guy down. We rock.
Oww! That is NOT cool.
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