I've heard so many bad things about Houston. My friend that just came from there summed it up: "You can't show your ass and you gotta wear latex, but you can fuck!" I'm not in the habit of believing every tall tale I hear. So what is the truth?





I've heard so many bad things about Houston. My friend that just came from there summed it up: "You can't show your ass and you gotta wear latex, but you can fuck!" I'm not in the habit of believing every tall tale I hear. So what is the truth?
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Personally I think almost all of Texas & Florida have a bad rap. Both let things that are illegal go on, and both have raids or end up with dancers getting ticketed pretty regularly.
I think Houston might actually be latex and full bottoms? Something changed there last year to make it stricter, but I don't recall what it was.
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Tempest your friend is telling it like it is.





"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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I have danced for customer who bragged "Well I just got back from Houston" or "I lived in Houston".
Like I'm supposed to just give it up for them.
Note to self ... DO NOT GO TO HOUSTON!!
That's the most messed up shit I've ever heard! Thanks for posting!




Yes you must have full bottoms and latex. Don't misunderstand me, prostitution is still illegal in Houston just like everywhere else, but it happens so much you would think it's legal. Don't bother complaining to management. They usually get tips and make good money off the girls who are doing extras. They will eventually wonder where your tips are. Yes, prostitution is the norm out there.

Second that!!!
I worked in Houston for awhile. Full bottoms, you're not even supposed to wear a thong under the bottoms, and latex covering at least 2 inches around your ariola(however you spell that word).
But extra's is the most common thing in Houston. Some places the manager doesn't say anything. Other places, with more managers, they'll expect a piece of the cut in order to look the other way.
Houston is widely regarded as a pretty no holds barred place (much like the providence clubs). It's terrifying to an extent. I had a good friend give up his whole life in Boston to ''work'' for this supposed dancer and escort/webcam model in houston and it left him pretty traumatized to say the very least.
Houston is nasty all around, not on my life would I ever work there.




It wasn't always like this, but the strict laws in the last 10 years have created a monster. One can work clean in Houston, or, relatively clean. But 90% of the guys will expect extras. 98% of the guys will expect hard grinding and to be able to grab your ass and suck your tits. You'll spend your shift dodging, avoiding, restraining octopus hands. Its really mentally and physically taxing. The last few times I worked there I couldn't do it sober and had to get really trashed, which leads to all kinds of other problems.
That town is full of stripper and SC stereotypes and is the reason why boyfriends don't want their girl dancing.




i think you can add la to the list. while it's possible to find a club where it's not completely extras-ridden, like houston seems to be, city of industry would def be the equivalent to houston...never danced in coi but it's a pretty well-known fact that most girls there pretty much do extras. also, my first club that i worked at has become extra central, where they have a 6ft rule and bikini ld's. i think the same thing has happened in orange county with the strict laws. they're like 10 dollar bikini dances and vip used to be 20 dollar dances (not really vip, just dances that are in a special room with booths...now they do 5 for 50...when it was 3 for 60. it's bad all around.




I have never worked in houston but have been there many times and have friends that visit the SCs.
Latex in hot heat? Yes it is true. I remember being told that when I was 20 by an SC regular I have as a friend. Houston is one of the hottest (temp wise) cities there is so I can't imagine wearing latex in the clubs.
I work in Peterborough ON and it is full nude dancing here. My club has it's door right by the stage and yes us girls get a burst of cool air in the middle of winter when custies walk in. I could only imagine the latex in hot heat. I would assume there is AC in all the clubs, but still....
I also hear there is a lot of prostitution in the clubs down there. Actually I know so because my friend would often talk about the girls blowing him in the club.
But then again I don't see how it could be any worse then Toronto ON where I live! Here it is full nude dancing and TONS of "extras" some happen in plain sight! That's why I escape the city to work in a small town club. Takes me an hour to get there, but it is worth my while to take the drive.



Ive worked in houston and could NOT compete w/ the extras.. Blowjobs and handjobs out in the open "Vip area" of treasures.. REALLY.
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UGH to LA! My top 3 places I would never dance in: Houston, LA and Vegas. I hate LA in general ( I was born in Sacramento.)
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Ugh the playpen is awful. Basically a brothel...the last night I worked at my club I heard a girl loudly ask another one for condoms-come on at least try to be discreet! I've also worked in Vegas...and i got a huge ticket for accidently brushing my nipple on a vice officer's nose (yeah it said that on the ticket!). Ugh
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Ruby Red I was working in Houston and the girl that was on the club flyers and adds got busted in the VIP by the sheriff giving a blow job. Management told the sheriff that was her boyfriend and she wasn't working that night,so they were just having fun in VIP and it would never happen again. The sheriff believed the manager and let her go.
Yes, the management in Houston lied to protect her from going to jail from giving a bj in VIP.





That city sounds like a fkn nightmare.




wait, the flyer says she got busted for giving a bj???i'm never surprised that managers look the other way in clubs full of extras. i'm sure management would lie to the police if a girl got caught, this club was breaking laws all over the place. everytime i got stressed management would be like you want a drink? they always had a alcohol, especially if someone was spending a lot of money.
last club i worked at the manager would tell us they're vice don't dance for them. though, it seems like a lot of clubs do this. but still.





i will be honest... i feel like management should protect the girls from LE. especially in areas where girls get tix for stupid shit, like a nipple against the nose as alexa111 mentioned. it is nice for mamagement to warn the girls who vice is.
however, i also think that management should throw the girls out who are giving blowjobs. so maybe protect her in the convo with the LE, that way its less trouble for the club too, but after the LE leave, throw the girl out and never let her come back. when they protect the dirty girls and let them go back, then there definitely is a problem.
The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.




No the flyer didn't say she gave a blowjob. I guess my wording didn't come out right.
What I was saying was that the very same girl who got busted for bj's is the very same girl on the club flyers and ads. In other words, she is the poster girl for the club.
No she didn't get thrown out at all. Just back to work on her knees giving bj's between stage sets.
Her girlfriend used to also sit in the dressing room and openly sell drugs to all the dancers.
Don't u just love Houston!

I work in Houston from time to time, and I agree absolutely 100% that this place is a hard area to work if you wanna be clean about it. Treasures gets raided about every Thursday, and Centerfolds/Allstars/Playpen/Ricks on Fri-Sun. I work at a sports-bar/grill-pub-titty joint where the ho-ing is common, but the whole place is so well lit that custies are forced to buy a 500 dollar VIP room (this is before they pay the chick), if they want any privacy. Asking that kind of money in no way justifies allowing prostitution, BUT, they know they cant stop it, and they try to make it as difficult as possible.... trust me. Selling a 500 dollar VIP and then asking for my 3-400 for my time, is a hard fucking sell in a recession. And when youre stacked against a whole crew of girls prepared to do anything, it becomes almost a pointless venture, unless you find a one in a million custie.
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also i feel like i should note that i have worked in 3 cities that are close to houston and girls from houston would come to these cities from time to time. they were almost always dirtier than the rest.
not saying that every girl who has worked in houston is dirty, but i am saying there was definitely a trend.
The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.
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