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    Default Weirdest offer you've gotten from a customer

    I know alot of you have had these that made you go "WTF". Here..i'll start..


    Last night, I had this very nice custie from Monterrey, Mexico. He gave me $100 even though i had done one dance and came back to him to see if I could finish the other 4. He declined and told me to keep the 100. Not handsy at all, very well behaved. He seemed to have an affinity for wine so he and I enjoyed a handful of glasses of red wine.

    And then...he says to me

    "marry me so I can get my papers"

    I laughed it off and said "maybe". Keep in mind afterwards, I was stumbly drunk at work and my manager told me to just go get dressed and head home. (My manager rules.) I came home with a little over $300.


    So whats the craziest offer you've gotten in your club by a customer?

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    Default Re: Weirdest offer you've gotten from a customer

    i had a weird customer come up to me and offer me ten euro for sex.

    and another dude, some old weird indian dude said he would take me back to his hotel for 50 euro and give me the most pleasure i have ever had...


    ummm... no thanks




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    haha me and a amte did a double for a guy, he told her to "spread your butt cheeks and put your finger in" hahaha

    he then asked us to go to his place after work for £100, saying it as if £100 is alot of money. we just laughed at him, said no, he wouldnt go VIP with us anymore coz we "wont do what he wants" haha

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    "Please put my glasses in your pussy. I promise you, honestly babe, I promise you I'll never ever wash them again please!!!!!!!!"

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    There was this freak a long time ago who used to try to embarass dancers on stage - for example, he would tip $100 a song for you to wear your thong backwards. Most of the time I can't tell where front or back is anyway-so sure, dude, go for it! Another guy used to pay me for going to VIP with him fully clothed to just sit there and smoke, blow smoke in his face,then put out the cigarette on his tongue. GAH! But very easy money. And I hate to admit kinda fun when I was having a bad day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Su Su View Post
    "Please put my glasses in your pussy. I promise you, honestly babe, I promise you I'll never ever wash them again please!!!!!!!!"
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    Some guy offered to procure me a human skull if I would fuck him. I've been offered snakes, tattoos, body parts, 1st edition Anne Rices, a soul, and allegedly a Picasso.
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    Belly button guys. I get like, one a month usually. It's a nice little belly button and all and I love the fact that it has made me easy money but I really don't get it.

    My friend had a guy who paid her to let him rub her sweaty armpits. That I get a little bit more, a lot of people get turned on by smell and body fluid but still a little odd.

    Many, many offers of "big money" to go back to hotel rooms. This happens at least once a night. My favorite was the guy who after a couple of dances pulled out a fifty and said, "My limo is outside, and this can be all yours if you leave here with me." I was like, "REALLY? Fifty whole dollars? The last guy offered a thousand, dude, and I still wouldn't do it." Then I walked off laughing my ass off. In retrospect I should have grabbed the fifty out of his hand before I left. Douchebag tax.

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    One older gentlemen came up to me one night at the end of the night when he was leaving with his buddy. Asked how my night went and how I was doing and what I was doing after work. I told him that I was going to eat something and crash like usual. He said to me that if I went with him and his buddy back to a hotel room they would pay $25grand for it. Whether they had it or not I don't care, it wasn't happening and it was really awkward for me. Always is when someone makes that kind of offer to me.





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    Ok for some reason I was thinking about this today. This past ash wednesday, a guy came into the club and it was super slow so I was just letting him ramble on. He was saying how he was a satanist, that the devil had his soul, that he was going to sacrifice a goat bla bla bla. He then told me that he would pay me to kill him because he wanted "a beautiful woman to kill him."
    I never got a dance off of him but the last I saw of him, he came to tip me on stage, then got on his knees and made a big scene of bowing to me, then he straight up ran, out of the club. And THAT was my weirdest customer.

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    I made mention one time of hog tying used in BDSM, well the customer was TOTALLY into it. He literally would come into the club and follow me around begging me to see him outside the club, suspend him from his ceiling, then whip or humiliate him. He offered some pretty insane amounts of money for it too.

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    One time a guy pulled out a razor and shaving cream and asked me to shave his dirty parts in VIP.

    ...what ... the ...hell.

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    Custy ... You look like a kinky girl and I bet you have a strap-on at home.

    Me ... (evil grin) How did you know that? (Note: I was bullshitting but played along)

    Custy ... I'd like you to fuck me w/ it.

    Me ... (smile and stutter) Ummm, I gotta pee now. (and I walked off the stage)

    Moral of the story ... be careful when playing along w/ a custy ... LOL!

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    Once a customer at the stage kept trying to tickle my vag with the end of a dollar...
    I told him if he tried it ONE MORE TIME I was going to bend him over and tickle his asshole with it and we'd see how he liked it!
    ...he said he'd pay for VIP's for the rest of the night for me to do JUST that. D:
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    My first week, I did a private dance for this weird guy who took his shoes and shirt off mid-dance to reveal that he was wearing pantyhose and a merrywidow underneath. He then asked me if I could take him home and fuck him in the ass with a strap-on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by firemaiden04 View Post
    My first week, I did a private dance for this weird guy who took his shoes and shirt off mid-dance to reveal that he was wearing pantyhose and a merrywidow underneath. He then asked me if I could take him home and fuck him in the ass with a strap-on.
    And I thought I was the only one that got asked fuck me w/ a strap-on by a pervy custy ... LOL.

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    I've been offered money for shoes, a lock of my hair ( had a redhead fetish- I was a redhead at the time and swore it was natural), and a film canister of spit.

    I declined to fill the film canister with spit.

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    ^^I got offered a lot of money for my panties too. I was thinking well it is harmless they are just panties...but I love my panties and thats why I bought them lol so it wasn't happening. Plus I got them in NO and I was back up in Chicago.





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    The other night a guy offered to take me to in n out instead of buying a dance....uhhh yeah how about not buddy. Of course when i told him i was there to pay bills and not find a date, he angrily said "oh you must have a boyfriend!"..um sure, THAT"S the reason i won't let you spend 5 dollars on me at in n out...

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    hahahahahahahahahaha DAYUM.

    That's when you say stuff like 'but the mean old management won't let me leave and I want you to myself right NOW' *grabs hand walks to VIP*
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