




"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest
Two gorgeous kitties and... a boyfriend?![]()
Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.





^My kitties would love you! Or.. anyone else that gave them attention. They're such hobags. If you don't give them loves they get up and rub all over you like HEY I'M HERE, TOUCH MEEE.
Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.





I just have to worry that my kitten thinks that the smaller snakes are magical slinky toys and tries to fuck with them through the glass.
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest




I have two rats. My male turned two last month and came from a private breeder. He has pedigree papers dating back 5 generations, is registered with the NFRS, and is neutered. My female came from a pet store and is so sweet.
Rats are the best pets, I love them!
If you are willing to do for one year what other's won't, you can spend a lifetime doing what other's cant.





a dwarf bunny, so sweet
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt





A parrot.
Edit: adding more info in case anyone is curious. Her name's Sunshine and she's a Blue/Gold McCaw. She's in her mid-20's...older than me, and could very well outlive me. She talks a LOT and loves to tease our pet poodle, Baby....she'll chase the dog around our yard, no kidding. She curses like a sailor, and is actually rather affectionate. She knows my name and will ask me to sing for her from time to time. She's mainly bonded with my mother though....my mother can kiss her on the beak (which is unusual for parrots, they don't like people touching them).
Her favorite food is chicken.![]()
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two cats, two dogs, a husband, and a 2 1/2 -year-old.
"You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories -Stainslaw J. Lec
Confuscius say: "Man who pull bra stap get bust in face"





Blue/Gold McCaw. It was given to my family as a barter....an older couple owned her, and couldn't look after her anymore. My dad did some work for them, and they offered the parrot as they couldn't afford to pay. We wouldn't have taken her except they said they'd be giving her away on Craigslist soon anyway.





"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest








^ Oh yeah, she doesn't shut up. We have a poodle, and the parrot can imitate my mothers voice and call the dog, perfectly. The dog comes running outside to where the parrot is, all confused, thinking my mother called her....then the Parrot, Sunshine, starts laughing like the evil creature she is.
She's funny though. Curses like a sailor.



4 dogs, I posted pics of the dogs on the other "do you have a dog" thread....
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Around 25. The couple we got her from didn't quiet remember when they bought her....
Although, our vet said she was good to live at least another 50+ years......there's a good chance that bird will outlive me, and my kids will inherit her.
2 kitties, and an African Grey parrot...I used to own a corn snake, a water dragon, rats (as pets!), guinea pigs, hamsters, turtles, fish...



Jeez... all at one time??? I thought I was bad with my "petting zoo" LOL
^ Yeah...I mean, they came and went. But yes, we had quite the collection at one point. And we were always very careful to distribute the love evenly among them.![]()









5 cats and a husband....I've got some lovely photos somewhere.....(of the cats that is!!)
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"Good Girls keep diaries....Bad Girls don't have the time..!!"



A spoiled cat, a boyfriend, and I own two kids.....
Oh and five neon fish that dont even glow. LOL
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