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    Mind Blowing Commando bike ride disaster

    Hey... this is exactly as ridiculous as the title indicates. but in all seriousness i do need help. I was at a party last sunday which resulted in skinny dipping and my clothes got soaked... so my male friend lent me a t shirt and some denim shorts to wear. then we went on a long commando bike ride to various parts of the city.

    before this i had been lazy about changing my razor and already had a slight ingrown hair problem.

    well yea, i woke up the next morning to chafing and bumps from hell. and i really dont feel ok working with this until it goes away... although if it doenst go away soon i guess im gonna find a dark and dirty dive to work at in the mean time.

    ive been using hydrogen peroxide, drying it, then applying that zinc oxide cream (the stuff used for diaper rashes i think). its been sort of making it better. but i want it to be pretty much invisible by next week.

    so yea, srsly ladies (and gents)... i need advice on how to heal ingrown hair/saddle sore disaster.
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    Default Re: Commando bike ride disaster

    Cornstarch or unscented baby powder will get rid of this faster. I've used it for chafing in the past, and it works like a charm. I prefer cornstarch; the talc in baby powder bugs my skin..

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    A&D ointment found in the pharmacy and often used on fresh tattoos works pretty well.
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    Zit cream with salycic acid in it! OR you can buy the razor burn/ingrown hair thing that is made for black men when they shave. (sorry if I sound like a complete moron for saying it like that.) I don't know what it is called, but I have seen it at the store.

    I am crap help!!! Is it itchy?

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    Tend Skin is what I use for razor bumps on my chin. Salicylic acid is one of the main ingredients in it. It is also the active ingredient in aspirin, so if you are allergic to it, you should try something else.

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    Certain aftershaves can help avoid bumps if you use it just after shaving but I'm not sure if it help you out nowthat the shits hit the fan so to speak but it might be worth a shot.I use a kind thats actually called bump control and I'm sure you can still find it at walmart.

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    I've worn booty shorts instead of a thong due to a pimple on my ass- maybe do that?

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