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    Default Oddest compliment ever paid to you by a customer

    This was in Missouri when I went back over New Years with a friend. I'm talking to a customer, when he randomly exclaims"Oh my god! You have all your teeth! You are so pretty!" "Thanks..." I'm a little shocked. Next thing out of his mouth "Does your friend have all her teeth?" "Yeah, last time I checked". This guy gave us $400 a piece for having all our teeth and sitting and talking with him.LOL I guess all that brushing and flossing helps. A full set of teeth in Springfield, Missouri is a novelty I'm assuming. I heard a joke about the toothbrush being invented in Missouri cause if it had been patented anywhere else it would have been called the "teethbrush" as opposed to "toothbrush"
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    your pretty smart for a stripper gees thanks
    small and cute

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    1 once told me he was sure that I would look great in a tux--which I was used to all the gi jane comparisons & such, but I found it rather strange for a man to see me naked & be picturing how I would look like in a tux to compliment me on it.

    Then again I'm sure I got weirder compliments that just don't come to mind.
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    "You look really healthy for a vegetarian."

    WTF?

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    "You have great knees..."
    I hate the "You have a very unique nose" compliment.
    I'm never really sure if it even is a compliment...lol

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    ^^ Ugh my ex was OBSESSED with my nose. He said it was cute, always had his hands in my face trying to wiggle it etc.

    Drove me bananas.

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    "I like that I can't see your ribs,"

    which was followed about a month later with another customer saying,

    "I like that I can see your ribs."

    FYI, I weighed the exact same when these "compliments" were given. Obviously, I never take what customers say very seriously anymore.

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    "I love yer tits! I haven't seen nipples like that in a long time."

    full on redneck accent. I guess mine are special. I've got pretty small nipples and bigger areolas haha, guess he liked em.

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    " i love red heads with pale skin"

    i stopped mid dance "ummm im brunette, no were near red hair, and im not pale" (i had been using sunbeds alot then so i was really brown)


    another dude said to me after spending alot of money and handing me more money "i just love the way you breath"

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    In the vip w/a very drunk custy------"MMM fuck I love those huge tits!" Keep in mind im a 34 B cup..not even CLOSE to huge!!

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    If you had an ass itd SURE be shaking. A+ for effort!

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