I wasn't there for it, but yesterday a customer at my work was getting a lapdance near the stage and had a seizure. The dancer was a newbie and freaked out. He's fine, thank goodness. Anyone have any crazy stories?





I wasn't there for it, but yesterday a customer at my work was getting a lapdance near the stage and had a seizure. The dancer was a newbie and freaked out. He's fine, thank goodness. Anyone have any crazy stories?
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The new girl who was so wasted (and in the dressing room you could tell), that she kept falling out of her shoes and mumbling. She totally biffed it in the main room of the club and when the staff helped her back up something about the drugs made her start moving uncontrollably. The ambulance had to be called! That was the only time we ever saw her... I think she lasted less than 1 hr.
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There was a foreign(Eastern European, I think) dancer at my first club who had to have the ambulance called to take her to the hospital. Because she overdosed on E and/or acid.. Never got an update on what became of her.
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Oh, yeah! There was an ambulance pulling into an Ohio club as I got there for my shift. An older customer had a heart attack while getting a nude lap dance from one of my friends. He died. An EMT said the customer was wearing a med alert bracelet (for heart condition) and recently had bypass surgery. It seems sad/shocking at first, but perhaps he chose to go that way!
(My friend was understandably shaken for awhile. After a short leave, she returned to dancing and still gets called a "killer lapdancer" lol. No kidding)





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^agreed. i really can't think of any medical mishaps besides the typical drunk girls eating shit. or passing out in the bathrooms. though one club i worked at had some pretty bad falls due to the club being two stories (dr was downstairs). i've seen a few girls miss a couple steps and tumble all the way down the stairs.





Conversation with a clearly, obnoxiously intoxicated dancer:
Her: You ever rolled? Rolling is so awesome, blah blah blah rolling, blah blah blah coke, blah drugs, blah alcohol, blah grabs some guys crotch.
Me: (in front of customer, my rules are no drug talk in front of custies!) No, I don't do drugs.
Her, backtracking: Oh me either! I've never rolled. I have seizures, so I'd be afraid to do something like that.
Anyway, time passes and she's running around the club flashing her giblets for free and grabbing crotches and flashing her brown eye. She disappears so we figured she went to hurl. I try to go downstairs to fix my makeup and the bouncer is like 'You can't go down there, they're hauling this girl off in an ambulance. She had a seizure.' o_O
I felt kinda bad, but then again I didn't. I'm 99 percent sure she was rolling or on something else. So yeah it's her own damn fault. Also, she appears to be a pathological liar... ever heard of someone making 3 grand a month on Suicidegirls...? that doesn't even look like they SHOULD be a suicidegirl...?
Other than that... A friend of mine moonwalked off the stage. She wasn't hurt though. And a few dressing room fights.
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i gave a lapdance to a girl who had a seizure in the middle of it.
i dragged her out of the back, and sat her down with her friends, we were waiting for her boyfriend to finish his set of dances so he could deal with her (plus i needed to get paid for the three i had done up to this point... >.< ) he takes her out of the club, puts her in the limo to sleep it off. SHE COMES BACK AN HOUR LATER LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED. i'm like rly? wtf.
and then i knew an epileptic stripper who had a seizure on stage...
Omg I would freak out I'm not good with medical emergencies! I remember one girl (most likely fucked up on some drug) tried to hang upside down , slammed her head on the ground and got a concussion at one of my old clubs. She went to the hospital but she was fine..didn't see her attempt any other pole work after that!
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This one shot girl who would always get completely wasted got carried out of the club in a stretcher one night. She tried to say some guys from the MS 13 gang came in and they MUST have drugged her. I think she just had too many jager bombs.




Ive seen a girl at our club totally face plant the stage whilst on the pole and she broke her nose, apparently it's a regular thing. To be fair she's done it twice while ive been there!
And a customer went to get a lapdance (upstairs) and tripped up the top stair and flattened one of the girls who was in front of him, he passed out for a minute and cause he was such a big bloke she had to stay there till he woke up! (it was hilarious at the time!) APparently he'd just started taking new medication that day and it made him unsteady on his feet! The club had to call his carer to come get him!!
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I had a female customer fall on me-she had a medical condition where her muscles or nerves or something would just freeze up and she was unable to move-as though she was passed out but really she was perfectly aware, just couldn't move, not even blink! That was scary.
I had another female customer (what is it with girls?) have a seizure on my lap (husband paid for a champagne room, wanted wifey to sit on my lap-idk...) and she pissed all over me. Luckily we have a shower room in my club I could use.
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Yikes! I would freak out if a custy pissed on me.
A while back a girl at my club injured herself on stage and had to be taken to the hospital. Not sure how it happened though, I wasn't working that night. (stayed home because I had a gut instinct it would be a bad night to go in, guess I was right!)





I got injured once on stage when I went to do a pole trick and ended up with a sprained ankle. I also once tripped on glass on stage. Both cases no medical care was needed.
Probably the worst thing I saw was at this one dive I worked at. Basically if you could breathe, you were hired. This one druggie/alcoholic dancer would get on stage with a bottle of booze and sometimes a cigarette in the other hand. Almost always she fell off the stage and has had various injuries. One time I think she needed stitches in her head. I'm pretty sure she broke her leg one time too (and from what I understand got on stage with a leg in a cast). I didn't see this though so could be a rumor.
One club I worked at apparently had a guy have a heart attack in the parking lot after being hit by bouncers (I'm pretty sure he hit a dancer). I think he eventually died but am not sure.





About a week ago one of my coworkers was taken away in an ambulance because she was hemorrhaging. Poor girl has uterine cancer.
An older gentleman had a heart attack while getting a lapdance and died. The girl who danced for him quit the same night.
To make this even more weird, the guy's family came to the club a week later in order to see the exact spot where he passed.
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^^that's rather morbid
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*guy had a heart attack on the floor. Ambulance called. He survived.
*dancer had seizure/freakout panic attack/tripping out and had to have cops/ambulance called. She thought the cops were coming to attack her.. Girl was on some serious drugs. She returned to work the next week.
*we've had quite a few injuries with both dancers and customers. People get drunk and fall..sprained ankles, cuts and bruises, even broken limbs a time or two.. ambulance called on a few occasions.. Couple of stretchers..
Not even mentioning the dancers who drink too much or get drugged. Or the ones who SAY they got drugged when they probably drank too much..
Who knew SC's could be so dangerous...
I wonder if it's the club or the ALCOHOL consumption.. lol. In most cases anyway.
I've kicked more people in the head from poledancing than I can remember one time I was doing a trick nailed him.. Cut open his eyebrow started bleeding at the stage had to get him an ice pack.. No sound can campare to a stiletto and a skull meeting!
A custy licked a friend of mine from behind when she was on stage. She kicked him in the face with her heel breaking his nose...
I just read this topic before going into work, thinking, "I've never witnessed anything even remotely close to a medical mishap! Is it really that common?" Well, lo and behold, as I was on stage talking to a girl, a stretcher was brought in. Everybody in the club watched, and there was this awkward moment where I wasn't sure if/when I should continue what I was doing with said girl. A very large man was rolled out on the stretcher, sitting upright and seeming alright so I don't think anyone was very worried, but apparently he thought he was having a heart attack.



Dancer at my old club tried to lean back on the pole into a handstand but the stage was nasty and her hands slipped out and she landed on her face. Had to get plastic surgery and couldn't dance for a month![]()

We had a guy get stabbed at one of my clubs - well, it was right outside the door, not in the club, but... apparently he died. I didn't work there much longer.
I've kicked a few people in the face, no serious injuries.
At another club two girls got into a fight in the DR, one was pushed, fell and cracked her skull open on the edge of a locker door.
Same club a customer fell down a whole flight of stairs as he was drunk, ambulance had to come.

No I have no experience about this cause I never been a dancer before but I was a great audience .,.,.,great dancers in spinning pole.,
A dancer fell and landed on another dancer who was doing a supine floor move. The girl on the floor laid on the stage while the whole club waited for an ambulance to come. Once they showed up, one of the EMT's was a decent looking female, and she got the crowd totally cheered her on as the took the injured dancer away on a stretcher.
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