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    ...BESIDES extras....

    For me,

    It drives me NUTS when girls sing on stage.

    I'll never understand why some girls carry a purse as large as a suitcase on the floor.

    It bugs me when the back of a T-back is sticking out the top of booty shorts.

    Oh, and when the bikini string starts to slide toward the side. It needs to be centered in the back.

    that's all I can think of for now.
    What are some of the things other strippers at your work do that drive you crazy?

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    Default Re: What are some things that drive you crazy about other strippers?

    Strippers that have bad grammar and/or use ebonics or redneck slang.

    Ditzy strippers.

    Loud strippers that like to scream their drunken lungs out in the dressing room... when I have a headache.

    Strippers that fuck guys for money then say things like 'I'm not a prostitute or nothin, but sometimes...'

    Strippers that DON'T POINT THEIR TOES on stage. Or that wear those ugly chunky shoes... you know the ones I'm talking about. I know girls that have been dancing for years that still do this and on top of that have NO rhythm.

    Grizzly bellies. Pancake boobies. Cheese butt. Crater face. There are just some people who shouldn't be dancing, and their persistence makes every club I work in THAT much more crowded with ugly aggressive strippers who think their shit doesn't stink.

    Thievery. Either of my stuff, or my look/ideas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harleigh HellKat View Post

    Strippers that DON'T POINT THEIR TOES on stage.

    that drives me nuts!! i hate hate hate that, it looks so tacky. especially when they clink their shoes together (leg spread, click heels together, then slam heels on the floor as they spread their legs while on their back doing a spread eagle) soooo loud/obnoxious.

    and i hate it when a girl starts chatting up a guy while he's at the rail watching another girl.

    when a girl steals one of my signature moves...and does it 10 times worse and claims she invented it. especially when i have to go on after her

    ohhh and ones who put babyoil on - aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

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    ALL of the above mentioned plus the dreaded BUNNY HOP!!! When a girl jumps up and down like a bunny to make her ass jiggle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harleigh HellKat View Post

    Strippers that DON'T POINT THEIR TOES on stage. Or that wear those ugly chunky shoes... you know the ones I'm talking about. I know girls that have been dancing for years that still do this and on top of that have NO rhythm.
    lmao, those paired with a thong from Wal-Mart and a sports bra.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ivygirl View Post
    that drives me nuts!! i hate hate hate that, it looks so tacky. especially when they clink their shoes together (leg spread, click heels together, then slam heels on the floor as they spread their legs while on their back doing a spread eagle) soooo loud/obnoxious.

    and i hate it when a girl starts chatting up a guy while he's at the rail watching another girl.

    !
    Oh yeah! When girls stomp on stage demanding attention. Yeah...that's freaking awful!

    And I don't know how I forgot the tiprail one. That bugs the hell outta me too!

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    Ugh I know! And nobody in the state of NC even cares about the tip rail thing. They let girls give dances at the rail here. o_O
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harleigh HellKat View Post
    Ugh I know! And nobody in the state of NC even cares about the tip rail thing. They let girls give dances at the rail here. o_O
    It would be hard for me to not "accidentally" kick a drink while they were dancing.

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    Hehe I did that once cause some tard thought it would be a good idea to put his shot of grey goose on my stage. Oopsie! He acted like a spoiled brat about it too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    Oh yeah! When girls stomp on stage demanding attention. Yeah...that's freaking awful!

    And I don't know how I forgot the tiprail one. That bugs the hell outta me too!
    The stomping one is definitely the worst!! and I hate it when they stay on stage when I'm on and take ages to grab their dollars from stage..

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    uggh i hate when they take forever to get their money! halfway into the first song of two and she's still grabbing it - the guys sit there and wait then get bored and get up. i think some girls do it on purpose....

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    All of the above! Especially what Harleigh HellKat said!

    *DIVAS* -We are all a little diva, but those who are nonstop all the time with their egos and their obnoxious personality. No honey you are are NOT all that, get over yourself!

    I hate STRIPPER strippers... The ones who give us all bad name. The super young (or not..), super dumb, thinks they are all that, bone skinny little druggies, running around like a crazy person, too much party girl, all the time drama, boyfriend drama, and just gross/dirty... Ew.

    Girls who don't wear make up!!! The lights in their REQUIRE make up! You look dead if you have none on. At least something. Get it together!

    Girls who do the "booty" shake/dancing but have no booty!! Gross! If you are only skin and bones, you look like an idiot trying to shake your ass. You look like an epileptic or a broken vibrator or something...

    Girls who dance way to fast/no rhythm... you are not at the hip hop club down the road, slow it down!

    Girls who wear the long dangly vagina piercing rings. EW

    DRUNKS/DRUGGED OUT~If you cant speak correctly or stand up straight, you should probably take a break...

    Don't get me wrong, when at work I focus 100% and I make my money. However, I see everything in every situation I am in in life, call it ADD or whatever. Whether it be the customers or the dancers, I notice everything. Im not just sitting there picking apart girls, but I do get annoyed too easily by stupid/annoying strippers... Sorry it is what it is.
    Im sure I annoy some people as well. You put 100 women in a dressing room/club and there's going to be some issues between them.
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    I hate strippers who tell me my make up makes me look too young and demand i change it.

    i also hate the toes thing, jeesh it comes natral to me to pint my toes on stage.

    I loath strippers who think they own every regular to the club (these guys do get dances off several dancers but its hard to get near them when 1 or 2 think they own them, one guy who still messages me to ask when im next in said he stopped comin in due to dancers thinking they owned him)

    I hate stippers with less than zero dress sence, i know we dont wear much, but at least make it match and fit your body type.

    I hate strippers who copy you, follow you around, and constantly ask you how much you make.

    and prob alot more.

    oh and ones who come out the toilet with coke on their nose.

    jess xx

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    Loud ones who get too drunk and act unlady like. They vomit, fall down, make out with eachother, come up to my customer (while I am sitting with him), and slur about getting a dance.

    The ones who scream at their boyfriend on the phone in front of everyone in the dressing room.

    The ones who tell me I should stop wearing my little dresses and wear the bikini outfits because I'm too cute to be slightly more covered up.

    The ones who complain that I don't drink enough.

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    girls taking naps in the booths because they're too stoned. this isn't preschool and it's not fucking nap time.
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    Loud ones who get too drunk and act unlady like. They vomit, fall down, make out with eachother, come up to my customer (while I am sitting with him), and slur about getting a dance.

    The ones who scream at their boyfriend on the phone in front of everyone in the dressing room.

    The ones who tell me I should stop wearing my little dresses and wear the bikini outfits because I'm too cute to be slightly more covered up.

    The ones who complain that I don't drink enough.
    I'm with you on the embarrassingly drunk/drugged up stripper for sure, but I can't believe people have told you you don't drink enough, I kinda laughed a little at that

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    @Skylar. Ugh I know what you mean. Who the fuck cares if I don't smoke/drink, stop trying to get me to 'sneak a beer' into the bathroom and get drunk, I like doing my job sober. And yeah the smoke hurts my lungs, that doesn't mean I need everyone to offer me a cig to make the pain go away. I'll settle for 2nd hand, not both, thanks.

    I also hate the ones that think because I'm nice somehow I'm more suggestable to what they want. They get onto me about not wearing what they want, or that I don't have on enough makeup, but noo they don't go up to the fat, coked out ones, noo, attack the newbie!

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    The ones who scream at their boyfriend on the phone in front of everyone in the dressing room.

    Oh gosh, I hate that!

    and when girls come out in robes, or no shoes because they're tired and lazy.
    THEN GO HOME!! lmao

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    just reminded me of one i hate alot,

    drugged up girls trying to convince me its "well good" and that "you'll love it, try some"

    yeah ok, i wouldnt sniff coke off a clean counter whilst being given a billion pound for it, let alone off your tan caked 2 yr old ragged false nails, PLEASE, urgh, its prob been in your vagina all night too!.

    jess xx

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    Some great points ^^^^.

    My list so far:

    Dirty strippers! Not like, extras girls... actual girls who are dirty. If I can smell your unclean cooch and your stringy hair from across the DR... we have a problem.

    Cokeheads who sniffle!!!!!! There is nothing that interrupts the mood than some chick trying to hork up some coke residue and then swallow it out on the floor. Frickin' gross.

    Orange girls. You don't have to go in the sun, but don't come to work looking like an oompa loompa...?

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    I hate when girls don't point their toes too! I thought I was the only one Lol. I also hate when girls finger themselves onstage/grab their pussy and then grab the pole! I swear I've seen girls do that too many times, it's soooo gross!

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    Girls that spray the fuck out of themselves with spray tan.
    It creates a thick cloud in the dressing rooms and it annoys the shit out of me.

    There's signs and messages pinned on the cork board telling girls NOT to use any of that shit in the DR and to have some consideration for others. But they do it anyway.

    Ok, so I use hairspray. But at least I walk to the other side of the room, or try to do it at home before I come.

    The same goes for perfume & body spray. I don't like walking out onto the floor smelling like you!

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    Oh and watch wear you put your damned glitter.
    I place my normal clothes along the dressing table, and I pick it up finding it coated in glitter.
    Okay not literally, but ya'll get what I mean..

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    ^ugh that reminds me of when girls spray perfume all over themselves way too much and stink up the whole dr with their nasty perfume. i worked at one club where it was tiiiinny with a closed door. girls would spritz their perfume for like 3 minutes straight and i'd be suffocating from it, not to mention i then smell like them. i dunno another thing that seems to happen to me a lot is i'll say oh that's a nice body spray what is it and they'll go oh thanks it's blah bitty blah, here try and spray it on me. bitch i just asked what it was i didn't want you cover me with it, i'm already wearing a light body spray.

    and i hate the baby whip thieves. i have to be sneaky with my wipes so i don't get asked all night for baby wipes. buy your own wipes god damnit.
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    a lot of these things that bother you guys about strippers could be avoided if you minded your own business. which brings me to what bothers me most about strippers: strippers who dont mind their own business .

    (im being slightly facetious, but i dont give a fuck if it bothers you that my tback comes above my bottoms, my bikini isnt on straight, my shoes are clunky at a club that requires me to be on my feet all night, my tan is too orange because i havent had time to buy the better tanning stuff from the store, etc. but really, this stuff shouldnt bother you, its none of your business).
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.



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