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    Not sure if this is a thread or not, but morbid curiousity got the best of me.

    what's the grossest thing you've found?

    Some guy left his backpack, and it was under the bar for a week, so a week later we open it up and there's a Target bag full of USED TAMPONS.

    Try and top that
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    Feces on a lap dance chair. I'm not kidding...
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    I almost slipped on what I'm pretty sure was a used condom.
    well at least who's ever it was was being safe.... :/

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    It didn't happen to me, but my husband told me in his former club he managed, a girl took a shit on the dressing room right in front of him. He fired her two weeks later for.. surprise! Shitting in the bathroom trash can- facing the toilet, which wasn't six feet away (he suspended her for two weeks for the first shit incident.). The floorman found that one.

    Seriously though, I had to bite my lip to keep from laughing when he told me. I used to think I wanted to manage a strip club ; now not so much. His stories are funnier and more outlandish than mine.

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    At Babydolls in Dallas, when they used to have the $650 room, between the cushions of the white leather sectional in that room was what appeared to be a melted Hershey bar....... or something else entirely...
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    I started a poo poo thread on this. Remember the decorated pile of fecal matter with the note reading "sticking it to the man" as well as the cigar and the jack daniels bottle?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 420bUnNy View Post
    Sadly, bloodly needles. It happens too often.
    wow... that would make me quit right away! for some reason that scares me more than anything, including the people who do it..

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    Some of the guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    It didn't happen to me, but my husband told me in his former club he managed, a girl took a shit on the dressing room right in front of him. He fired her two weeks later for.. surprise! Shitting in the bathroom trash can- facing the toilet, which wasn't six feet away (he suspended her for two weeks for the first shit incident.). The floorman found that one.

    Seriously though, I had to bite my lip to keep from laughing when he told me. I used to think I wanted to manage a strip club ; now not so much. His stories are funnier and more outlandish than mine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    I almost slipped on what I'm pretty sure was a used condom.
    well at least who's ever it was was being safe.... :/
    same here. happened to me as a newbie except i know it was a used condom and i stepped on it barefoot accidentally. idk how long it was laying there but i take my heels off for lds and stepped to the side of the booth and my newbie self freeeaaaked the fuck out and ran into the managers office screaming 'THERE'S A USED CONDOM ON THE FLOOR AND I FUCKING STEPPED ON IT.' and then stormed out.
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    My club is pretty clean, so unfortunately nothing as cool as you ladies' stories

    4 months in, worst thing I've seen? -- Dollar went from sweaty boobs to a girls mouth. :/ I am lame!

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    ^well be grateful. i dance in the wonderful los angeles world where nasty shit goes down aaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllll the fucking time. and i haven't even danced in the 'dirty' clubs in la.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash Lee View Post
    Some of the guys.
    lol thats a good one.

    well in the VIP room last night, the couch was wet and i freaked out cuz I wasn't sure what the wet thing was.
    But other than that I've never found anything nasty.

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    Used condoms, and shit smeared on all four walls in the bathroom. I mean like purposefully decorated.
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    yeah well some of the guys are actually harassing you,.,.

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    I work at a peepshow, so the guys are all cramped in little booths jerking off. Sometimes they're assholes and they cum on the windows (we have tissues in the room for a reason!). Anyways, we have a regular we call window licker. Enough said.

    Also, one time, a couple came in with their pomeranian. They were watching one of the girls dance, who happened to be very graceful and mesmerizing. They were paying no attention to the dog, who was licking furiously at the window. All the girls onstage were kind of surprised and didn't know what to do! So finally the dancing girl, just leans over to the window and says "I don't think you want your dog to lick that". They left shortly after. Do not bring dogs into strip clubs!!!
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    A couple of drunk girls at my homeclub shat in a trash can, and once on the floor.

    Busted septic system flooded the dressing room once.

    Saw a bandaid on stage, avoided it.

    Saw a roach on stage. Climbed the pole and told guy at tip rail to 'OMG KILL IIIIIT!!!'

    White girl who didn't wash her cornrows for like months. Nuff said.

    Cum rags/tampons behind the couches in VIP, left club. The sad thing is the DJ had to clean it up.

    Girl who didn't wash her armpits or hair and always smelled. Inevitably I was ALWAYS after her on rotation, so she fucked my money up until I told the DJ not to put me on after her cause people thought I stunk. I mean this bitch LINGERED.

    and yeah, some of the guys are pretty gross sometimes. Especially if they are butt ass ugly and nasty and look at YOU like you need improvement. Gag.
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    half of the chairs in our dressing room have shit or puke on it. but by far the grossest thing are some of my co-workers...

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    Jesus what's with the shit theme aren't these bitches potty potty trained?! If one of my coworkers shit in a trash can I'd buy that asshole Pampers.

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    I know some of these bitches just get super wasted and lose control of their body functions. I don't see how, cause I've never so much as peed myself whilst drunk. Funny thing though, a friend of mine totally peed herself at work. Apparently after you have kids it's a little harder to control your pee. I would die.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harleigh HellKat View Post
    I know some of these bitches just get super wasted and lose control of their body functions. I don't see how, cause I've never so much as peed myself whilst drunk. Funny thing though, a friend of mine totally peed herself at work. Apparently after you have kids it's a little harder to control your pee. I would die.
    Haha so I have heard. My ex gf just had a baby recently and she couldn't laugh while pregnant without peeing herself a little. lol. My mom said she never really had that problem but it changes from woman to woman. I think its hilarious.





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    A DJ told me there was a dollar in the urinal that everyone had been pissing on for most of the night and he saw a guy go in the bathroom and then walk right up to the rail. He walked into the bathroom right after, the dollar was gone, and the girl came off stage and complained about getting wet money!
    Also, a girl I worked with found a film canister full of cum on the floor in the VIP room at different club. She brought it into the dressing room screaming and looking for a manager.

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    Quote Originally Posted by K Sweet View Post
    I work at a peepshow, so the guys are all cramped in little booths jerking off. Sometimes they're assholes and they cum on the windows (we have tissues in the room for a reason!). Anyways, we have a regular we call window licker. Enough said.

    Also, one time, a couple came in with their pomeranian. They were watching one of the girls dance, who happened to be very graceful and mesmerizing. They were paying no attention to the dog, who was licking furiously at the window. All the girls onstage were kind of surprised and didn't know what to do! So finally the dancing girl, just leans over to the window and says "I don't think you want your dog to lick that". They left shortly after. Do not bring dogs into strip clubs!!!
    At least it wasn't a chicken.... See my "Fowl Play" thread. :p
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    The OP tampon bag is SICK!!!

    They found a used tampon applicator near the stage... wtf..

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