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    Angry Texas men are mouthy

    and by mouthy i mean they like to put their mouths on your body.

    seriously though, does the texas heat give these guys an oral fixation or something? because i have never worked in a location with so many people who try to lick me. i have come to terms with the fact that i have chosen a 2 way contact club, and have switched my dances up accordingly. but the licking? i know how to dodge the nipple lickers, that is not a problem. but i am used to guys really just trying to lick my nipples. but in texas, cant reach my nipple? no worries, why not just try to make out with my cleavage. or try to suck on my ear. or my neck. or my collarbone. heck i think some guy even managed to get a mouthful of my hair.

    oh yea, and when i dodge the mouths, with my awesome backbends, they will lean forward to try to kiss my chest. and if i comment on it or make my dance obvious that i dont like it, they get all butthurt and refuse to buy more or make stupid comments like "oh, so you dont like me?"

    on the bright side, by the end of the night tonight i had had enough. i was talking to a customer who had a very rude friend who decided to get disgruntled because some "niggers showed up at the end of the night" and wanted to leave. the custie i was talking to decided to buy this guy a dance to appease him, so even if i wasnt fond of the guy, i accepted the 20$. well half way through the dance he tries for like the 3rd time to lick my ear and managest to get it. he says "you taste good". my response "well with the amount of people who have done that tonight, i taste like other peoples spit." he stops the dance and starts going off on me "well i was going to buy more dances but now im not because you dont practice good hygeine. I will have you know that MOST strippers wipe themselves down between lapdances." and he stormed off with his panties in a knot. made my night.

    im tempted to just allow some of the less invasive kissing of my neck or whatever because it is almost becoming more of a hassle to dodge it. but then again, i dont want to be covered in slobber at the end of the night. or maybe it is time to buy puppy spray.

    but seriously, why do these men have such an oral fixation? Ive worked in high mileage clubs before and i have never encountered so many people trying to put their mouths on me!

    also, tips on how to make men stop trying to make out with my body would be appreciated. i know how to stop the dreaded nipple lickers, but these new try to make out with all my body parts business is new to me. and the giggle dont get me in trouble routine is difficult... many girls do allow this and most guys i encounter are repeat customers. plus the girl next to me is.... ????? its a potluck on what mileage is being given!
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Where are you working??? This sounds like Babydolls!
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    You can say that again.. not just on here but men in general. Guys are so damn lame, the only way they can halfway make up for it is by opening their wallets.

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    yes this is babydolls. i like a lot of things about the club, but the licking .
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Bluhhhh, that is so gross I am squirming in my seat. EW.

    Tell them your fake tan/body spray is orally toxic or something.
    Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.

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    I hate guys like that. I wish there was a perfume that would make their tongue numb

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    Dude, I feel your pain. Aside from the usual nipple attackers it never used to be a big problem and then bam, over the course of a month 95% of the guys I dance for seem to want to put their mouths all over me. So I switched clubs, and it's even worse at the new one. So for now I work at both depending on my mood. I'm assuming that it's because some of the girls let it slide for more money and now it's becoming the norm.

    I use all sorts of lines or evasive maneuvers depending on the customer but I'm seriously considering dousing myself in bitter apple spray or something similar every night because I actually hurt my back last week trying to move away from this one guy. When I flat out asked him to stop he whined, "But how am I supposed to make you feel good, too?" REALLY?

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    That's just how it is there.

    I danced for a group of guys on Friday night at The Lodge that had just come from BD. They were the handiest group in the house!! I actually had to say, "Look around you...do you see ANYONE ELSE behaving this way during a lap dance?"
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    This is fucking foul! Before you start the dance, nicely tell them the rules and include no licking! This is of course after you get your money.

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    i cant believe that this rule even needs to be stated. its like the club needs a sign on the wall that says "DO NOT LICK THE STRIPPERS." le sigh.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    I wear a Shit ton of body spray everywhere, so that if someone does manage to licked, it tastes like Shit. It works really well.

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    That's a good defense lol... as is dermablend. It gets all over everything, as I found out hehe.
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    In scottsdale the gold latex on the nipples curbed any potential lickers
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    ^^yea but the problem is no longer limited to the nipple lickers. i know how to avoid those, but the make out with the rest of me customers are a new breed of weird.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Deodorant. It will dry their mouths out like hell. Oh I would totally do the bitter apple thing.

    Usually for the potential nipple lickers I give them Fish Lips and reprimand them, but I'd imagine you can't do it for everyone there if it's so prevalent.

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    LA men tend to be mouthy too...I hate feeling like im covered in stranger spit!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    Deodorant. It will dry their mouths out like hell. Oh I would totally do the bitter apple thing.

    Usually for the potential nipple lickers I give them Fish Lips and reprimand them, but I'd imagine you can't do it for everyone there if it's so prevalent.

    fish lips? what are those? is that when you move your nipple out of the way and watch kind of amused as they move their mouth like a grouper fish?

    im wondering... for girls who have done the puppy spray.. has this affected your money? i dont see many customers wanting to buy repeat dances after getting a mouthful of bitter apple. and i need to sell repeat dances... to give you an idea of the customers doing this and not doing this... yesterday i danced for over 10 people.... and only 1.5 were not super mouthy. and i am saying 1.5 because 1 customer did not try to lick me at all, and once customer tried to kiss my neck a couple of times but wasnt persistent like every other customer and didnt get annoyed at me when i pulled away. so yea... 1.5/10+ customers.. not a great ratio if i only sell repeat dances to the 1.5. need to find a way to sell repeat dances to the rest of the guys... preferably sans the slobber.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    I think she means she grabs their face and makes them do 'fish lips'. Like smushing their cheeks in.
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    ^^ Fish lips is when I grab them by the face, mush their cheeks so their lips turn into the fish pout and say "We are not a goldfish. Put your tongue back in your mouth."

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    ^^ Fish lips is when I grab them by the face, mush their cheeks so their lips turn into the fish pout and say "We are not a goldfish. Put your tongue back in your mouth."
    I've totally used this dozens of times. You posted about it in another thread. Thanks for the witty line. I love humiliating my customers.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Athenathefabulous View Post
    im tempted to just allow some of the less invasive kissing of my neck or whatever because it is almost becoming more of a hassle to dodge it.
    Don't feel pressured to do anything you don't want to do. I just hope your club isn't extremely regulars-based.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athenathefabulous View Post
    and by mouthy i mean they like to put their mouths on your body.

    seriously though, does the texas heat give these guys an oral fixation or something? because i have never worked in a location with so many people who try to lick me. i have come to terms with the fact that i have chosen a 2 way contact club, and have switched my dances up accordingly. but the licking? i know how to dodge the nipple lickers, that is not a problem. but i am used to guys really just trying to lick my nipples. but in texas, cant reach my nipple? no worries, why not just try to make out with my cleavage. or try to suck on my ear. or my neck. or my collarbone. heck i think some guy even managed to get a mouthful of my hair.

    oh yea, and when i dodge the mouths, with my awesome backbends, they will lean forward to try to kiss my chest. and if i comment on it or make my dance obvious that i dont like it, they get all butthurt and refuse to buy more or make stupid comments like "oh, so you dont like me?"

    on the bright side, by the end of the night tonight i had had enough. i was talking to a customer who had a very rude friend who decided to get disgruntled because some "niggers showed up at the end of the night" and wanted to leave. the custie i was talking to decided to buy this guy a dance to appease him, so even if i wasnt fond of the guy, i accepted the 20$. well half way through the dance he tries for like the 3rd time to lick my ear and managest to get it. he says "you taste good". my response "well with the amount of people who have done that tonight, i taste like other peoples spit." he stops the dance and starts going off on me "well i was going to buy more dances but now im not because you dont practice good hygeine. I will have you know that MOST strippers wipe themselves down between lapdances." and he stormed off with his panties in a knot. made my night.

    im tempted to just allow some of the less invasive kissing of my neck or whatever because it is almost becoming more of a hassle to dodge it. but then again, i dont want to be covered in slobber at the end of the night. or maybe it is time to buy puppy spray.

    but seriously, why do these men have such an oral fixation? Ive worked in high mileage clubs before and i have never encountered so many people trying to put their mouths on me!

    also, tips on how to make men stop trying to make out with my body would be appreciated. i know how to stop the dreaded nipple lickers, but these new try to make out with all my body parts business is new to me. and the giggle dont get me in trouble routine is difficult... many girls do allow this and most guys i encounter are repeat customers. plus the girl next to me is.... ????? its a potluck on what mileage is being given!


    I dealt with the same bullshit in Chicago. It was mostly from Mexican men. Occasionally an Indian man here and there. But all I figured was that I had to be firm but nice about it. Always had someone once in a while that didn't like the idea but it was just like you know what...too bad. I'm not a Popsicle or lollipop, please stop. I would rather them be upset at the end of a dance because I wouldn't let them lick me where ever they wanted than a bunch of them lick me or get too aggressive and then feel like they are in control. You are the dancer, you are in control of the situation and they don't have to agree with it but you shouldn't change how you dance to accommodate the customer to let him run his mouth and tongue all over you. They should be able to respect that.





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    Ugh, I dealt with this today too. Was today a full moon? I swear everyone's bat shit crazy today..anyhoo, I don't dance nude so the whole attempting to lick the nipples doesnt go so well, though they try to grab and continue to try to lick..I can deal with a tiny normal, close mouthed kiss on my shoulder/collarbone, but to lick/suck my shoulder? or my arm? or lots of other places? WHY? It must not taste very good, with perfume, sweat, and dollars being placed in my top, really now. Licking bothers me out of all the shit they try to pull, and the thing is you can never predict everything or know how to get out of every situation- at least with the grabby assholes you can kind of see and guess where they're going. Ugh. Need more strippeh kung fu.

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    I'd be sure to make sure that bitter apple is safe to use on your nipples.
    check this out....

    Apparently Benefit--which is probably my favorite makeup company--is touting their Benetint blush (above) as something to enhance your nipple color.

    In just one more sign of the stripperization of the Everywoman, Benefit’s Benetint, conceived in the seventies for an exotic dancer to color lips and cheeks, is now also being sold at Sephora and elsewhere as a “kiss-proof and water-resistant� nipple tint. “Women want nipples to be pert and fresh-looking, and this shade makes them appear that way,� Benefit spokeswoman Alison Haljun says. “For a long time, the idea of a ripe, rosy nipple has been considered appealing and alluring.’’
    Not only is this just, well, ick...it also sets the nipple beauty ideal as light skinned. I mean, you have to be pretty fair to have "rosy" nipples, no? Anyway, ick

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    ^^ Fish lips is when I grab them by the face, mush their cheeks so their lips turn into the fish pout and say "We are not a goldfish. Put your tongue back in your mouth."
    Love it!


    Quote Originally Posted by Zinaida View Post
    Don't feel pressured to do anything you don't want to do. I just hope your club isn't extremely regulars-based.
    no worries, i have no intentions of becoming a naked lollipop. i was just expressing my frustration.

    tonight was much better, but i found the out of town guys. unfortunately it is regulars based... most people there have been there before. last week was very mouthy, but last night was just unbearable. tonight im gonna say only 50% of the customers tried to lick me. although the fact that i am using the term only alarms me a bit.

    oh well, it beats the hell out of what i dealt with in p-burgh.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Quote Originally Posted by hello-kitty View Post
    i had a man literally bite my nipple the other day...i guess theres no way to prevent that from happening ?
    oh sweety, dont ever put your nipples within reach of a customers mouth unless its one that you know and trust! and even, then, be careful.

    as i said, nipple lickers dont bother me because i always put my cleavage in their face instead of my nipples. i have read too many horror stories of customers biting nipples hard to put my nipples in their face. you have to treat men like large animals, and you do not put body parts that might get bitten in front of a large animals mouth. when you put your boobs in his face, pay attention and make sure that his face is between your boobs.

    and if he is like the tx men ive been dealing with lately, then he will try to make out with the area between the boobs. but at least your nipple wont get bitten off .
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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