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    Thumbs up Swagga finally back!

    thank god. when i moved to austin... i cut back on dancing severely, to the point where i basically ended up taking a month off aside from a few days of work that i didnt take too seriously. austin knocked the hustle out of me... being in a relationship was the first problem. it made me lazy and when i did get to work my heart just wasnt in it. and i was surrounded by people who were really awesome, but just not money oriented. so when i moved out of austin, i was totally off my game. like for real, back in march i could sell any overpriced bullshit to any motherfucker. then coming back end of may i feel like a newbie almost.

    but yea, fortunately i expected this. when i went on my road trip last summer and took a month off i remember it took me a couple of weeks to get back into the swing of things. i guess even though i generally am a good salesperson, its not like riding a bike. i have to get into the mentality... but slowly ive been getting pieces of my hustle back.

    but yea, tonight is the first night in a long time that i felt like i did a decent job hustling. my game is not where it was in march, but i finally felt like my old self, enjoying my job and charming the wallets out of men. itll get back there... im not too worried.

    so yea, just wanted to celebrate! woohoo!
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Woo! Well done and KEEP IT UP!
    Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.

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    yea i cant believe i lost it. seriously, a stupid relationship. wtf. i mean i dont regret it and i had fun and in the end it will probably prove to have been a necessary section of my life, but i am still scratching my head as to how i went 3 weeks without working.

    also i miss my back muscles. and a lot of other muscles that i had when i danced regularly. and getting back into it again, wtf? i love those strange peculiar signs of being in shape that only come with being a stripper.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Relationships knock the money-makin' wind out of me too. Lamesville.

    Congrats on getting it back together! Go make some moneyyy!

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    Default Re: Swagga finally back!

    I hate taking a long break and then going back. It always takes me a while to get back into it as well! Both for the money-hustling, and for the pain it brings, what you called "those strange peculiar signs of being in shape that only come with being a stripper." I just call it "OOWWWW!" LOL
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    heh im not in too much pain, although my first lapdance set of the night usually causes me to break out in a sweat, but i miss those muscles. but im not in bad shape since i do a lot of biking... i just need to regain my dance specific muscles.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    wow, it's kinda funny you say this but I also feel like my hustle is a lot more on point when I'm single.. yay single life!

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