If you take off the glasses, you will never get that comparison ever again. Get contacts.
If you take off the glasses, you will never get that comparison ever again. Get contacts.





I get Lady Gaga.![]()
l always get Beyonce. I don't really love being compared to her ( ive never thought she was cute) but I totally play it up and say im the "stripper version of Beyonce", works pretty well!
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I get any famous redhead you can imagine, from Angie Everhart (yay!) to.. um, Willow from buffy..? In reality I look most like Kate Mara. It's so weird.
But you're adorable and hot, and men are stupid in general. Either get some schoolgirl glasses, or go the contact route and you'll never get that comparison again.





^^^Before I went blonde I used to get Willow from Buffy ALL THE TIME.![]()



I've considered different glasses but I'd never go contacts. I'm the only girl in my club who wears glasses and it definitely gives me an advantage.
^ except that the glasses really do make you look like Meg Griffin. I'm sorry, but it's true.



Can you see without glasses? If you can then get a few pairs of cheap reading glasses and work it. If not get contacts and wear with fake glasses....
I know how you feel about wearing them, I'm blind as a bat and actually make more when I wear my real glasses. But they are very librarian. Works to my advantage.
Sorry, but she isn't skinny enough to pull off the glasses thing in a sexy way... she needs contacts.
I always thought being the only girl with glasses in the club was an advantage. . . until I tried dancing with contacts. Give it a try! Also, try styling your hair differently, not slicking it back on top.
But remember that no matter what you look like, guys will insult you just because it is socially acceptable to insult strippers.
Pretty sure I am the fattest chick here, and I can't pull off sexy *without* my glasses. I just look weird as hell without them.
OP - tried different, bigger frames? Like big black "look at me in my sexy glasses" frames? I have a black and red Osiris pair with rhinestones that get commented on an awful lot (despite after 2 years a lot of the comments being "Oh! I think one of your sparklies fell off!").
Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.
This business is mean and I think sometimes the nicest thing we can do for one another on this board is to be honest when people ask for our opinions instead of always being like "No, you're not fat! No, you were totally right in the situation! I agree and reinforce!" THE GLASSES MAKE HER LOOK LIKE MEG FROM FAMILY GUY. Lose the glasses, lose the comparison. Lose some weight, make more money as a STRIPPER. To the OP, you are by no means ugly, but your income will increase if you listen to me. Promise.





^^^Agreed.



My issue isn't not making money because of my weight. Actually men that come to my club love that I'm about 5-10 lbs overweight. I've walked out with about $250 on several occasions while the skinny, perfect little barbie doll girls are whining that they only made $80-100.
I was just ranting about the Meg thing because when I danced earlier this year for two months I got plenty of the Sexy Secretary/Sexy CEO/Schoolgirl/Substitute Teacher compliments, and within 24 hours this last week I get Meg Griffin from Family Guy.





I'm sorry but $250 is not good money. Also I don't trust that the girls you mention actually look like Barbies because I don't trust your perception.



$250's good money in my club and in my own personal view, and it's damn good money compared to the $80-100 they were making. And you don't have to trust that they looked like barbies but trust me, they were much smaller than me.
$30/hr without a college degree? I'd say that's actually damn good money.





...if you say so...
Also being much smaller does not equal attractive.





The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.
Jesus fucking Christ. Group PMS much??? She was ranting over something a customer said that bothered her and you all proceeded to rip her to shreds on everything from her weight to how much money she makes to her "perception"??? Really?!?
Niiiiice.





Mmmmkay let her keep getting called Meg from Family Guy then.





*yawns*
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