Results 1 to 20 of 20

Thread: Unfunny jokes guys tell

  1. #1
    Veteran Member miss cleo's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2005
    Location
    UK
    Posts
    502
    Thanks
    2,165
    Thanked 466 Times in 183 Posts
    My Mood
    Inspired

    Default Unfunny jokes guys tell

    Hey ladies and gents, i just wanted a bit of input if possible. Im going for drinks with this guy tomorrow night and so far i have only met him once so i dont really know him but he keeps making 'jokes' like "so where are you taking me" and "i hope you re not gonna try and get me drunk and take advantage of me" etc and i know its just joking and banter cos we had a drink the other day and he bought them and wouldnt let me buy any then he paid for my cab home but it pisses me off. It just reminds me of those stupid things guys try to do, you know like they advise them in those forums about 'how to pull a stripper' e.g dont kiss their ass and give them loads of compliments cos all guys do that, try to appear unimpressed etc it just feels like that kind of shit. Any advice about how to make him cut the crap without getting into a heavy conversation about it. Also if any guys can tell me whats up with this? Thanks xx

  2. #2
    God/dess hockeybobby's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    4,969
    Thanks
    1,811
    Thanked 597 Times in 382 Posts
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default Re: Unfunny jokes guys tell

    Yeah, that stuff is just pick up artist shit. Your instincts are correct. He's trying to build attraction by being cocky and funny. It worked enough to get you to have drinks with him so far. I hope you'll tell us how it turns out.

  3. The Following User Says Thank You to hockeybobby For This Useful Post:


  4. #3
    God/dess princessjas's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2008
    Posts
    2,520
    Thanks
    348
    Thanked 878 Times in 506 Posts

    Default Re: Unfunny jokes guys tell

    He's being a moron! You can serously do better!! Don't settle for an idiot like that!
    "I hear you calling and it's needles and pins. I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name...You're poision. but I don't wanna break these chains.... I wanna love you but I'd better not touch."

  5. The Following User Says Thank You to princessjas For This Useful Post:


  6. #4
    God/dess Trem's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2006
    Posts
    2,958
    Thanks
    1,714
    Thanked 3,253 Times in 1,343 Posts
    My Mood
    Angelic

    Default Re: Unfunny jokes guys tell

    Quote Originally Posted by princessjas View Post
    He's being a moron! You can serously do better!! Don't settle for an idiot like that!
    That seems quite harsh over some silly jokes.

  7. #5
    Veteran Member miss cleo's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2005
    Location
    UK
    Posts
    502
    Thanks
    2,165
    Thanked 466 Times in 183 Posts
    My Mood
    Inspired

    Default Re: Unfunny jokes guys tell

    Thanks for the replies, i will keep you posted. Any advice about what i should say back to him when he says this kind of thing?

  8. #6
    Featured Member Jezzebelle's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2007
    Location
    Wales, U.K
    Posts
    1,313
    Thanks
    67
    Thanked 100 Times in 60 Posts

    Default Re: Unfunny jokes guys tell

    Simple dog training, reward him with attention and smiles when he says good things, turn the other way, look blank and ignore the bad jokes.
    A civilian spends money to look good
    A stripper looks good to make money
    A civilian may be after your wage
    A stripper laughs at your wage

  9. The Following User Says Thank You to Jezzebelle For This Useful Post:


  10. #7
    Veteran Member miss cleo's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2005
    Location
    UK
    Posts
    502
    Thanks
    2,165
    Thanked 466 Times in 183 Posts
    My Mood
    Inspired

    Default Re: Unfunny jokes guys tell

    Ive just got an email from him saying " outta 10 i'd give you one". Question has been answered then, another dumb prick that despite hanging out with me for a whole day still cant see beyond the job and wants to say shit like that, im raging actually!!!!

  11. #8
    Senior Member inThePine's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    178
    Thanks
    21
    Thanked 24 Times in 18 Posts

    Default Re: Unfunny jokes guys tell

    Oh god if I weren't typing right now I would be facepalming so hard at his lame jokes. We can at least be thankful that he showed his true douchey colors before anything got serious.

    Sorry it didn't work out, Miss Cleo. Don't you love how he instantly tries to assess how low your self esteem is, like "I'll say this joke that puts her down and see how she reacts to my subtle disruption of her body image." Seriously why can't these guys be realistic and know who they're messing with?

  12. The Following User Says Thank You to inThePine For This Useful Post:


  13. #9
    Veteran Member miss cleo's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2005
    Location
    UK
    Posts
    502
    Thanks
    2,165
    Thanked 466 Times in 183 Posts
    My Mood
    Inspired

    Default Re: Unfunny jokes guys tell

    ^^ God i know, if i want to put up with guys speaking to me like that then i ll go to work and at least get paid for the privilege, what a dickhead!! Anyway i wrote him an email explaining why i wouldnt be going for a drink with him ever!!! Thanks for all the advise xx

  14. #10
    God/dess shasta's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2005
    Posts
    2,175
    Thanks
    778
    Thanked 658 Times in 317 Posts
    My Mood
    Breezy

    Default Re: Unfunny jokes guys tell

    I actually like when a guy does something this dumb before we go out for our first date. It saves me the trouble of wasting a money maker night on a loser.

  15. The Following User Says Thank You to shasta For This Useful Post:


  16. #11
    Newbie
    Joined
    Aug 2008
    Posts
    11
    Thanks
    1
    Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: Unfunny jokes guys tell

    What a retard, good thing you cut him off right there; now hopefully he will leave you alone.

  17. The Following User Says Thank You to zac0x0 For This Useful Post:


  18. #12
    Veteran Member miss cleo's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2005
    Location
    UK
    Posts
    502
    Thanks
    2,165
    Thanked 466 Times in 183 Posts
    My Mood
    Inspired

    Default Re: Unfunny jokes guys tell

    He keeps texting apologies to me now, i said to him 'i ll accept ur apology but i wont be seeing you again'. That me done now, ive nothing else to say to him.

  19. #13
    Newbie
    Joined
    Aug 2008
    Posts
    11
    Thanks
    1
    Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: Unfunny jokes guys tell

    Why somehow I didn't think you've seen the end of his stupid act...how old is he if you don't mind me asking?

  20. #14
    God/dess princessjas's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2008
    Posts
    2,520
    Thanks
    348
    Thanked 878 Times in 506 Posts

    Default Re: Unfunny jokes guys tell

    Quote Originally Posted by Trem View Post
    That seems quite harsh over some silly jokes.
    If they were regular unfunny jokes I wouldn't have said that, but I dunno, the jokes he was telling made him seem like a douchebag...and well then that one outta 10 comment. So full of douchebaggy lameness! Now, regular embarrsingly unfunny jokes that weren't subtly putting her down or making him look all cocky would just be a thing that I'd say you should ignore or talk to him about if it got really bad.
    "I hear you calling and it's needles and pins. I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name...You're poision. but I don't wanna break these chains.... I wanna love you but I'd better not touch."

  21. #15
    God/dess shasta's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2005
    Posts
    2,175
    Thanks
    778
    Thanked 658 Times in 317 Posts
    My Mood
    Breezy

    Default Re: Unfunny jokes guys tell

    This is the kind of guy who adds "dawg" to the end of his name.

  22. #16
    Veteran Member miss cleo's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2005
    Location
    UK
    Posts
    502
    Thanks
    2,165
    Thanked 466 Times in 183 Posts
    My Mood
    Inspired

    Default Re: Unfunny jokes guys tell

    He s 40 years old, im 36!!

  23. #17
    God/dess shasta's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2005
    Posts
    2,175
    Thanks
    778
    Thanked 658 Times in 317 Posts
    My Mood
    Breezy

    Default Re: Unfunny jokes guys tell

    I have met many a 40 y/o who adds "dawg" to the end of their name, recently no less. Of course they we custies and they gave away their time-waster habit when they told me their "name."

  24. #18
    Newbie
    Joined
    Aug 2008
    Posts
    11
    Thanks
    1
    Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: Unfunny jokes guys tell

    This confirms that many times age doesn't matter, a douche is a douche...

  25. #19
    Featured Member pussyinboots's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2006
    Location
    South UK
    Posts
    1,682
    Thanks
    291
    Thanked 583 Times in 397 Posts
    My Mood
    Devilish

    Default Re: Unfunny jokes guys tell

    OMG!! PLEEEASE drop him!! I can't stand laughing at the comments here any longer.....it hurts too much!!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "Good Girls keep diaries....Bad Girls don't have the time..!!"

  26. #20
    Veteran Member
    Joined
    Aug 2006
    Location
    New England
    Posts
    297
    Thanks
    320
    Thanked 49 Times in 40 Posts
    My Mood
    Breezy

    Default Re: Unfunny jokes guys tell

    The "dawg" is probably because of the American Idol influence. Randy made it an "in" word.

    Can't believe he actually said 1 out of 10. That's way over the top even if you are trying to use pick-up methods. What an idiot. He should be dumped for lack of commonsense also.

Similar Threads

  1. Jokes on Me!
    By Gia2608 in forum Stripping (was Stripping General)
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 08-11-2009, 01:25 AM
  2. jokes appropriate for a sc
    By Lola Rose in forum Hustle Hut
    Replies: 69
    Last Post: 01-04-2009, 06:51 AM
  3. I've Got Jokes
    By Taylorlila in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 12-01-2007, 11:30 PM
  4. Got any Jokes?
    By OMGHi2U in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 11-30-2006, 12:38 PM
  5. Jokes On Us - Put all your Jokes here
    By lethalsoul in forum General Board
    Replies: 158
    Last Post: 06-14-2004, 09:16 AM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •