it's time for a rant, i've been touring almost the whole last month so just the repetition has made me think about these following things that drive me nuts. and i few things i like
i hate a nervous client (you actin' funny, u wearing a wire?)
i hate a client who knocks on the hotel door even though its propped open (good being discreet)
i hate a late client (bitch! i wanna start ur time at 4:00 even tho u got here at 4:20)
i hate a client who wants to get "two cups"
i hate a client who wants to get "two cups" but waits til 10 minutes left in the session to get the second cup
i hate a client who is too nosy
i hate a client who asks me for my real first name (Nunya)
i hate a client who asks me if i have a boyfriend (u aint being slick, i know ur asking if i have a pimp)
i hate a client who asks me how long i've been doing this (why u wanna know how many times my pussy been beat down?)
i hate a client who wants u to get in the shower with them (bitch! i just jumped out the shower and im clean and i just did my makeup)
i hate a client who tries to hold a review over your head
i hate a client who wants BB
i hate a client when im touring that says "you must make a LOT in miami" (yeah thats why im halfway across the country, dumbass)
i hate a client who agrees to the set price, gets to your incall and says "i only have $x" (better put that shit in the gas tank and turn around)
i hate a client who says "i want to give you pleasure too" (let me just make you nut so i can go back to playing online)
i hate a client who moans your name (oooh britney oooh britney...STFU)
i hate that only my left nipple gets sucked (half sore titties)
i hate a client that wants u to play with their ass (you know this is the only way they gonna get off, fruity froo ass)
i hate a client that asks if u a cop (yeah i been posting with the same number for ages and locked hella people up but no ones reported my number)
i hate a client, that won't take the address of your incall but wants to call you every 5 minutes for directions
i hate a client that has stubble on his face (shave your shit)
i hate a client that doesnt kiss rather just rolls their tongue on your lips (where they do that at)
i hate a client that says 'jeez, youre tall' (u aint seen it says im 5'9")
i hate a client that has to cancel because traffic was bad (it is every day at 5:30)
i hate when a client smells like smoke/food
i hate when a client has too many motherfuckin' requests
i hate a client on coke
i hate when a client says anything about the money at all ("im gonna leave this right here", "let me just get this for you", "here's your money")
i hate when a client doesn't understand what the word discreet means (it doesn't mean you're quiet and nonchalant coming into my incall. it means don't talk about sex in exchange for money, stupid fucking idiot)
i hate when a client asks if u can wear something slutty to his house esp. if he lives in a nice area/complex (have some respect mothafucka)
i hate a gated community where i have to show ID to get in
i hate when someone cancels when im already on my way to an outcall
i hate when they ask if i have a driver (bitch this dade county, only like 30% of people have their drivers license, and why u wanna know? u gonna try to kill me or some shit?)
i hate a client that makes you feel awkward
i hate a client all up in my tattoos (whats this mean/that mean)
i hate a client thst doesnt make any noise/feedback (tell/show me what u like)
i hate a regular that thinks they should get a discount
i hate a client that asks for a discount, period
i hate when im sucking the dick, i get it hard, they say "i wanna fuck" first sign of the condom, the dick goes soft. (come on now i dont have time for this shit)
i hate when a client knows theyre not gonna cum from something but let u do it forever
i hate when a client wants to be your friend (stop texting me, we're not friends, u trying to make an appointment? no? well im busy, bye)
i hate when a client is like "ooh yeah right there keep doing that" and then not come (i been jacking your dick for 30 minutes, stop squirming and moaning)
i hate a client that wants a massage (bitch do i post body rubs?)
things i like
i like when the client gets a multi hour and leaves early
i like when the client wants two cups and comes fast both times
i like when the client gives me more money (accidently or on purpose)
i like when the client just wants to get down to it, fuck the small talk
i like when the client nuts from just getting head and i don't have to fuck
i like when i can make the client laugh or they make me laugh
i like when they just put the money somewhere i see it
i like a client that tells u 'take your time, im not gonna cancel' when youre going to an outcall
i like a client that brings you a gift
i like when an old regular calls me and finds me again
i like when i have a call that smokes weed
i like when i ride with a friend to a call, and he ends up wanting a two girl
i like when the client is kind of cute
i like when the client can eat my pussy well
i like when the client is on time
i like when you can tell the client had a good time
im sure theres more but these were just the ones on top of my head!



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