I want to hear some of the reasons the DJs out there have heard, why it is vitally necessary that the rotation be immediately changed, for the 6th time of the night, or there will be acute anxiety/nervous breakdown/bloodshed/etc., because the dancer in your booth is begging/threatening/crying to you that she can't ever share stage with Binky, tonight or any other night, forevermore.
Reasons I've heard (just a very few of the amazing variety, off the top of my head):
She does pole tricks
She shakes her booty
She is too energetic
She is too tall
She is black
She is really hot (this is usually the real reason, as far as I can tell, about 95% of the time)
She dances to heavy metal/hardcore rap/girly techno
She is blonde
She has big tits
She will get her ass beat



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Loved her otherwise, but geez...

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