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    Default I can't possibly dance with her because _____!!!

    I want to hear some of the reasons the DJs out there have heard, why it is vitally necessary that the rotation be immediately changed, for the 6th time of the night, or there will be acute anxiety/nervous breakdown/bloodshed/etc., because the dancer in your booth is begging/threatening/crying to you that she can't ever share stage with Binky, tonight or any other night, forevermore.

    Reasons I've heard (just a very few of the amazing variety, off the top of my head):

    She does pole tricks

    She shakes her booty

    She is too energetic

    She is too tall

    She is black

    She is really hot (this is usually the real reason, as far as I can tell, about 95% of the time)

    She dances to heavy metal/hardcore rap/girly techno

    She is blonde

    She has big tits

    She will get her ass beat
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    Default Re: I can't possibly dance with her because _____!!!

    How many girls are on the stage at once? Is it one main stage?

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    Default Re: I can't possibly dance with her because _____!!!

    ^ Ditto. Usually the issue is "I don't want to go on stage AFTER her." For my club. I hate going on after top-earners.

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    Default Re: I can't possibly dance with her because _____!!!

    Two stages, two girls on each stage every song, except the beginning and the end of the night.
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    Default Re: I can't possibly dance with her because _____!!!

    Hehe, I'm not a dj, but let me see:

    1. She whips her hair around and whooshes me in the face.
    2. She does crazy kicks, and she'll kick me in the head.
    3. She slept with my boyfriend
    4. She stole my outfits
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    I'd have to have a "4 simease twin strippers gave me head and then lite themselves on fire" story to blow anybody's mind here.

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    I don't know about the first one (though I'm sure it happens), but I've dealt with the latter three reasons more a few times in ten years.

    Oh BTW you don't have to be a DJ to reply, though they will have heard the reasons why a lot more, I suspect.
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    Default Re: I can't possibly dance with her because _____!!!

    Haha, oh man, had to deal with this one myself. She had the hair of death, like a bull whip or something. Loved her otherwise, but geez...

    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    I don't know about the first one (though I'm sure it happens), but I've dealt with the latter three reasons more a few times in ten years.

    Oh BTW you don't have to be a DJ to reply, though they will have heard the reasons why a lot more, I suspect.
    Quote Originally Posted by markx View Post
    I'd have to have a "4 simease twin strippers gave me head and then lite themselves on fire" story to blow anybody's mind here.

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    Default Re: I can't possibly dance with her because _____!!!

    ....because I get a wiff of rank pussy when she spins around the pole....



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    Quote Originally Posted by 4everresolutions View Post
    ....because I get a wiff of rank pussy when she spins around the pole....


    OMG that is disgustingly funny! Also a new excuse, I've never heard that one before...
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    Default Re: I can't possibly dance with her because _____!!!

    Djo- How do you/ club handle this one: " I can't possibly dance with anyone right now on stage because I'm with a customer now". Does it make any difference regular vs VIP? I've encountered different approaches to this conflict of schedule/plan.
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    I think the main reason I hated going after another dancer (never danced at a club where two girls were on stage same time) was she was a sleazy dancer. I never worked a nude club, but would hate if the girl before me spread her legs or fingered herself. As it is, I hated following dancers who did sleazy things like play with her boobs or grabbing her crotch.

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    I hate following girls who put on a bad ass stage show, then I go up after them with my little routine... :/

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    Yeah, the dancers who get money showers regularly are annoying to go up after because it takes half of my song for them to clean up their money or there's a break song for them to pick up their bills and guys tend to get up and go to the bar in between, leaving an empty stage. Great for them, sucky for me!
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    Default Re: I can't possibly dance with her because _____!!!

    I heard a lot of girls tell me often they didn't like following me if they didn't do much on stage but they weren't being rude about it. So that was always an issue. I only didn't want to follow the girl the fingered herself on stage and then touched the pole. It was nasty. Even if the pole was wiped down with alcohol often just knowing it was nasty enough. Lol let someone else take it.





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    Quote Originally Posted by minnow View Post
    Djo- How do you/ club handle this one: " I can't possibly dance with anyone right now on stage because I'm with a customer now". Does it make any difference regular vs VIP? I've encountered different approaches to this conflict of schedule/plan.
    We aren't allowed to skip unless they go to Champagne Room, regular private dances have to be stopped. Unless they want to pay 20$ to the house, which I don't get to keep, like in other clubs where the DJ can be bribed to skip stage.

    I do understand not wanting to share stage with another girl who is getting nasty. Actually I understand a lot of the reasons, it's just that I don't have much leeway, and it's always a crisis/emergency situation to the girl lol.

    What is funniest of all is when it's a really hot girl, and she is afraid to go up with someone who looks half as good because she does pole tricks, or shakes her big fat ass, or is taller, etc., etc. Though in that case it's usually easier to convince them they will be fine without draconian changes in rotation. If I am in a good mood and there hasn't yet been half a dozen crises in the night, this can actually be entertaining.
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    The ONLY time I have requested not to follow a dancer is because she straight up did not shower. And you could smell her armpits/crotch/greasy hair all the way across the room.
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    Urgh. I always get put up after the feature. So I usually just do retarded stuff to make up for the fact that I am not

    a: Ridiculously HAWT
    b: have giant fake tits
    c: an olympic gymnast on the pole
    d: have never done porn

    Other than that, I really don't care unless I'm up there with skeletor or smellycat.

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    Hahaha we had a skeletor in SC. It was kinda funny kinda gross and kinda sad.

    I really don't care looks wise but I definitely don't wanna be after smellycay smellycat, what are they feeding you?
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    Unless a girl stinks or dances to techno, I could care less (I absolutely despise techno and cannot and will NOT even attempt to dance to it, just not happening). Oh, there was this one kicker who nearly kicked everyone she danced with!! I just stayed on the other side of the stage if I got put up with her tho. Not exactly rocket science here and there were 3 poles. I was pretty much always the top earner wherever I danced, so I could have cared less if someone was hotter than me. I still made my money. It did sorta suck once when they put me onstage with this girl that was 6ft +. It made us both look bad. We went in and explained to the DJ that if he was gonna put us on stage together he should just anounce us as shorty and giagantor. lol He got the point and didn't put us onstage together again.
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    Lol I dance to techno. I actually find it easier to move to.
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    I hate following in rotation of girls who have a name similar to mine. Locally I get confused with this girl named Kyla Young a lot. A few weeks ago I had some lawyer write me thinking I was her. It's bad because I know we look very similar and our names our very similar, but our personalities are totally different. Plus, if I had to follow her on stage and she was giving a lapdance I'd miss the DJ calling me because I assumed he was calling her.

    My other pet peeve is sharing a stage with a pole. Usually I want to add in a few tricks but I can't because I don't want to smack the other dancer and many of them don't know how to stay out of the way.
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    Default Re: I can't possibly dance with her because _____!!!

    You would hate my club, there's 2 poles on each stage, plus horizontal bars lining the top of both stages that girls hang off, etc. Some of those girls get crazy, too! Fortunately the stages, while smaller, are pretty long, so you can usually stay at the other end.

    Oh and about the names, one night we had (not in this order!) these girls all there:

    Mia
    Sophia
    Tia
    Leah
    Thalia
    Gia
    Maria

    Stacha
    Sasha
    Natasha
    Kascha

    Lena
    Tina
    Martina
    Kristina
    Inna
    Karina
    Sabrina

    Marianna
    Arianna
    Adrianna
    Fabiana

    And there might have been more, I forget. Not in that order, and there were other girls, of course, but they kept jumping onstage out of order, and it wasn't really their fault lol.
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    I go by Britta, and we also have a Brinda and a Brenda....Image how that sounds over the mic. You literally can't hear the difference.



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    Hehe when I was go-going the other night I went by Sorcha and we had a Sasha and a Surah and we were all hanging out together all night. It got confusing.

    But yeah, the only thing I really mind is the body odor thing. I'm not super diva-ish so music choice and other things don't bother me. I mean it might if anyone in North Carolina even glanced at the stage!! GRRRR.
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    I always hated going on after the girls who would take FOREVER to get their tips from all the guys. Our sets were two songs, and there were a few girls who would stay on stage for an additional two songs, doing every little move they could possibly think of to these guys (grinding their crotch in the guy's face, etc.). And they would do it intentionally, because then all the guys would get bored waiting for the next dancer and leave the stage. So I'd get up there, and the stage would be empty, whereas it was full before. Ugh. I hated that shit.

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