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    well, its prob gonna be a bit of tmi post but i was wondering if i was normal or not.

    when camming for a guy, if he asks me to do doggy position and use my toys i dread it! not coz of anythin you might think lol

    when i sit back up, my vagina decides to do huuuuuge fanny burps lol, i obviosuly suck air in during the position.
    is this normal!!!! coz seriously, i have sound on my cam now, and its not a good noise to hear! lol i have to try and hold myself but it just squeeks out in bits lol.
    im not loose below, i know that for a fact, so it cant be that lol.


    plz dear god tell me its normal.


    maybe you could share anymore embarressing things that happen during shows? maybe not? i dunno lol

    anyway lol ty jess xx

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    Default Re: embarressing things that happen

    Don't worry, that's totally normal and it's just because of the air that gets in there

    as for embarrassing moments, I know I had a couple, let me think lol
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    Thank god! so they wont mind if i let it blow free? lol

    xx


    lol i do it during sex in doggy too, and i did it on my bf just has he pulled out hahahahaha, was soooooooooo funny, good job im comfy with him, i would of died............well i nearlly died of laughter haha, he had a giggle too lol
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    its not just you, i imagine it is normal, if not i am weird right there with ya! queefs are just air being pushed into the vagina.

    i love doggy style but i do get the occasional queef during sex. in fact during sex i am usually busting out laughing bc of it.

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    Hell, I put the mic in my crack so they can hear the fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WorkerBee View Post
    Hell, I put the mic in my crack so they can hear the fart.


    LOL

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    yea this is quite normal I do it all the time lol! I try not to but when it happens I usually start laughing but the guys dont seem to mind one bit

    embarrassing camming moments-

    one client asked me to tie my hands with my thong and I couldnt get them bound to save my life, then when I finally got them tied I got stuck and my hubby had to untie me.

    was doing a "nasty phone show" and I do mean NASTY..I was doing my thang and I started listening to what I was saying and I started laughing uncontrollably and *could not stop* (i mean tears running down my face, snorting, the whole deal) I tried to keep going and talking dirty but I couldnt say anything without laughing...I was so embarrassed cuz he was a regular and I was sure I'd lost him..nope he still sees me

    I've tripped while dancing, fell over while taking off panties, gotten stuck taking off outfits...yup I'm a klutz LOL

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    Haha, don't worry, I queefed on cam a while ago. I just pretended like nothing had happened. It happens A LOT with my boyfriend, which is one reason I'm a bit wary of doing couples cam. Oh well, it's embarrassing but normal.

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    This happens to me during doggystyle with the boyfriend too, I find closing my legs so my knees touch helps a lot.
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    That's funny, Jessie. I had a guy yesterday ASK ME to do that. Hmmm, I've had lots of embarrassing things happen; my period has started, delivery men have come to the door, my cat has jumped in front of the camera, I broke my strap-on. I just try to convey a sense of humor about it.

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    Omg I thought I was the only one! Lol yeah I don't think the guys care too much...I just pretend like I didn't hear anything and keep going with the show. Ive only been camming for only like a month and I've already had so many embarrassing things happen!!

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    LoL i was looking after a dog for 3 days, he decided to jump on my bed mid session, and blocked full view of the cam, noob, lol what a way to spoil a mood haha.

    xx jess

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    Ugghh yes I've queefed on cam before. I don't think the guy noticed. I also started my period during a group show, using a toy. Again, thank god no one noticed that either.

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    I had the worst thing ever happen yesterday. Two words: anal beads.

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    Yuck if you're talking about what I think you are, same thing happened to me like two weeks ago! Not fun!! And what made it more gross is the guy LOVED it! Ahh the joys of anal beads.

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    Yeah I queef on cam all the time. Bent over doggy style, esp if you are spreading open, forces air inside. I just go on and nobody has mentioned it.

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    omg haha I love this. thanks for sharing guys. no one is perfect.


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    I had the worst thing ever happen yesterday. Two words: anal beads.

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    hah thanks for sharing guys.. good laugh

    I was camming one time, and when I usually dont have sex i have more trouble getting toys in there. So a guy asked me to use a toy... took me seriously.. 5 mins to get it in.. the guy was laughing his ass off which made me laugh but it worked lmao and its almost like I did nothing in the 5 mins.. and sadly I couldnt find the lube so it took longer.

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    ^^^^ next time this happens, use abit of spit, works wonders

    mwah xx

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    ahaha I am SO glad I read this!! Literally laughing out loud, my dog's looking at me funny. Good to know I'm not the only one who queefs in that position though, and I always laugh uncontrollably after!!

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    i queefed yesterday in a group show by accident really loudly and 5 ppl left at once hahahahahahaahaha. it did sound like an actual fart lol

    jess xxxxx

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    LOL ^ that's too funny! I was doing a show and my cat started meowing loudly and jumped right on cam-the guy left haha.

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    haha funny stories...

    I do it all the time during doggy with my bf, but we ignore it like it never happened. Now ive learned to squeeze the whole time, like a Kegal during doggie, so no air

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    ^good tip! I didn't know that worked

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    OMG i had to revive this post, i did the most embarressing thing like 30 mins ago on cam,

    well i had 20 mins left, so i thought ide get the chalk out for my hands to get more grip on my pole and try a move i hadnt done in forever, is it the ayisha or somthing lik that, with the upside down forearm bracet grip thingy, with legs off the pole? anyway

    i did it, but as i brought my legs back into the pole, i lost my balance and crashed backwards off my pole into my cuboards LOL i had 450+ ppl in my camroom, omg i had to laugh at myself, now i have a nice red shiny graze on my knee, which is puffing up nicly haha.

    jess xx

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