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    Quote Originally Posted by wanderlust08 View Post
    you have the most awesome screen name in the history of screennames. *bows* i am not worthy....
    I was meaning to make a post about this too actually

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    Default Re: Won't stop asking my Real Name

    i say "gypsy" , then if they look at me funny i say "or so i say.." and it makes most guys laugh.



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    Default Re: Won't stop asking my Real Name

    I never had a problem with guys asking for my name, if they kept on bothering me I would give them my fake name and they would stop asking after.. Some guys even said "Thats not your real name is it?" In a disbreif way to my stage name I tell them "no, and you already knew" and they wouldnt ask me for my real name and believe Im being honest and close with them cause I told them the truth. lmao

    Anyway, like many suggested, use a fake name, and yes they may call out "your fake name"while your on stage, so let it be, wink at them and acknowlegde them this might make you get more tips or dances. They'll feel like they have a connection with you knowing your real name so take advanage of it.

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    First name 'Nunya' last name 'Business'. hahaha
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    Default Re: Won't stop asking my Real Name

    that used to be my facebook name^^^ it made my status changes pretty funny. like nunya buisness just went shopping.



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    As other have said - learn how to use a fake real name to your advantage.

    If a guy has a sense of humour that's a great money maker - i chose stage names i could make a joke out of -

    Me: Hi, i'm Mercedes
    Him: That's not your real name!
    Me: (all wide eyed) It truly is! Haven't you met my sisters Porches and Ferrari and that (point to biggest bouncer you can see) is our brother Volvo! (Smile and wink)

    *kerching!*

    Me: Hi, i'm Peaches!
    Him: That's not your real name!
    Me: No, but it's appropriate (wink, pat your ass) Wanna come get fruity? OR
    Me: No, really it is (wide eyed) Peaches, Blueberry, Grape, Banana Smith - pleased to meet you (smile, wink, hold out your hand and lead them away)

    *Kerching!*

    If they insist, tell them you'll tell them at the end of the second dance and give them a fake real name. If they insist on using it then use it to your advantage - wink and tell them it's only for them to use when they dance with you. Charge them a 'fine' tip when they call it you out on the floor and remind them (all with a smile on your face "If you use my real name i'll take that to mean you want some one-on-one time!"

    I have a tattoo of my initials so my fake real name was always something that matched my initials and they saw the tattoo as proof. Which always left them satisfied. (I charged them more for the surname! lol)

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    Default Re: Won't stop asking my Real Name

    I would always make them pay if they really want to know.

    Whats your name?
    Jade
    Your real name?
    Since its private and I don't want everyone to know it thirty to know.
    (if they don't and ask again) Time waster meet informer
    (if they pay) Jaded Creations at your service, ready for a lap dance?

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    me: hi im anouk
    custy: thats not your real name is it?
    me: no youre right! my mum named me bambi/candy/lexus/tinkerbell and i changed my name to something more normal.



    or

    custy: im laurence
    me: im anouk
    custy: so "anouk", when are we gonna start using real names?
    me: i dont know, are you gonna tell me your real name?

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    I smile and gesture at my garder... then after they tip me... I say "Thank you. My name is 'stage name here'."

    Repeat as many times as possible. "Thank you, but my name is still 'stag name here'."
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    I ALWAYS say that Aria IS my real name. My grandmother was a classically trained singer and loves opera (that part is true) and an Aria is a part of an operatic piece (also true), so it makes sense that I was named Aria. Total lie. What's that saying about the best lies having a kernal of truth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KS_Stevia View Post
    Stage name should be short for a realistic long name. If I was Kat, that's short for Katherine/Katarina, whatever.
    I did the same thing... my stage name was Carly and if they insisted on knowing my real name I said it was Caroline and that Carly was a knickname. They bought it every time because it is so believable. Doesn't work for every name, like Shiloh...

    But someone else mentioned not caring if they know the real name. Honestly, I didn't either when I was a dancer. If a guy seemed harmless, it was no big deal to tell him my first name. One seemingly "harmless" gent still cyberstalks me to this day... guard your real identity!!!!!!!!! There are freaks out there, and sometimes they seem like the most normal people you've known for a decade (literally).

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    Default Re: Won't stop asking my Real Name

    I did a tutorial on How to Choose your Stripper Name.

    That is the drawback of picking a name like "Avalon" Just have a a backup, the more you try to convince them that your real name is REALLY IS Sparkles...the less he trusts you.
    Rebecca Avalon







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    Default Re: Won't stop asking my Real Name

    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    I smile and gesture at my garder... then after they tip me... I say "Thank you. My name is 'stage name here'."

    Repeat as many times as possible. "Thank you, but my name is still 'stag name here'."
    haha did you get this from "closer"? Love that movie.

    best part is that actually was her real name .

    surprisingly ive actually never tried this. maybe i should.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    I dance under my real name -they ask for my real name I tell them it is my real name & they never believe me anyways (even when I spell it for them). But then again I have guys that ask me what my ethnicity is & then promptly argue w/ me & tell me I'm something else -lol! Its just a no win usually w/ annoying people

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    Quote Originally Posted by britneyireland View Post
    I did a tutorial on How to Choose your Stripper Name.

    That is the drawback of picking a name like "Avalon" Just have a a backup, the more you try to convince them that your real name is REALLY IS Sparkles...the less he trusts you.

    Sadly enough, I did actually briefly work w/ a girl that was really named Sparkle when I was down in New Orleans. No shit. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by anouk.oui View Post
    me: hi im anouk
    custy: thats not your real name is it?
    me: no youre right! my mum named me bambi/candy/lexus/tinkerbell and i changed my name to something more normal.
    Hahaha! Brilliant. XD

    My stage name is Lauren, pretty normal, so it's rare that guys ask for my real name. I've actually had men tell me I need a more strippery name like Candy or Bambi. You just can't win!

    When guys do ask, I usually tell them my real name... but now I think I might start charging for it.

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    Kelly, Lisa, Marie, Susan, Tina, Michelle, Erin, Crystal, Ashley... just start naming names, "those normal enough for you? take your pick, call me what you want, Ok Susan it is." <- thats what i do.

    but i try to pick my dancer name to be a normal name. Tiffany, if i come across a guy named Ray, i always mention, Rae is my middle name!

    so if you love Shiloh- come up with a great story. "when i was 5 years old i got my first pet for my birthday, a beautiful siamese cat, so i named her Shiloh, it was always my favorite name as a child. But unfortunatly when Shiloh got in heat she ran away, and never seen her again. So in rememberance to my horny pussy cat that got away, i use that as my stage name. my real name is _____(insert whatever u want)" End of Story, No more badgering about your real name.

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    Ehh, it's simplest to just use a fake real name if you don't want to tell your real name.

    I use a super normal stage name and often get a kick out of telling them, "Why do you assume that isn't my real name? I could tell you ANYthing and you wouldn't know if that's really my name or just some other fake name." Then watch the smoke roll from their ears. lol


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    I just say Jenny is my real name... when they give me the whole 'no it's not' routine.. I tell them that it's something really fake.. like "Mercedes, Ferrari, Candy, Sunshine, Princess Tinkerbell"

    Usually they laugh and get the hint... if not I get a little more assertive and say that if I really wanted anyone to know my real name.. I'd use it .. then I smile at them and explain that if they have that much time to worry about silly names they CLEARLY need more tits in their face *que dance*

    pretty successful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    Am I the only one who really doesn't care if a guy knows my real name?
    I danced under my real name for years. Guys would never believe me that it was my real name... which is even more annoying because I know it's the truth and this random douche-bag is saying otherwise.

    The reason I don't let guys know my real name now, is because there is a dancer with that stage name working in my club and I don't want to create any confusion.

    Also, I don't tell guys my real name out of spite(?)... If they want to pursue an annoying line of questioning, placing exaggerated emphasis on arbitrary topics, and ignoring the fact that they are in a contrived environment where pretty much everything is not quite what it seems... they can suffer.

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    I've noticed that it's the dudes that aren't even regulars -its usually the guys that you'll never see again that keep pushing the issue. It's just there way -just like when they play that game or make bets to see who can pick up the stripper. lol

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    I always say "if it was (stage name) would you believe me?" and they almost always say no and then I say "then does it matter?"

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    I just use a fake real name.

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    I feel you, I HATE when guys ask for my real name. I do have a fake real name but what I do first to deter them from knowing it is to ask this... "do you know where you are at /or/ you know you're at the *** Club right? So as long as we are in here I'm Dakota and I'm all yours for now!"

    Usually that line works, its the young guys that are so persistent, I give them the fake real name, my only problem... they call me by that fake name and I never answer, lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brandi_Lynn View Post
    I've noticed that it's the dudes that aren't even regulars -its usually the guys that you'll never see again that keep pushing the issue. It's just there way -just like when they play that game or make bets to see who can pick up the stripper. lol
    See, I found the opposite most of the time. The ones who were club regulars and wanted to put all this emphasis on "knowing" us were usually the ones hassling for a real name.

    The fake real name is the easiest answer and handles those guys who really want the girlfriend fantasy - even if they know it isn't real, they just like you to play along for the time being.

    Chalk it up to this: men are stupid.


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