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    Default Ridiculous lines that work

    Just for fun, what are some ridiculous lines you've used that got an unlikely costumer to buy a dance or more?

    Here's a couple to start:
    Older man is walking hurriedly by private rooms.
    Me: "Oh wait hon, I think you forgot something!"
    Man: "Huh?" *Looks around*
    Me: "Let me see, I think it's over here..." *goes in private room*
    Me: "Oh here it is! Your lap dance! You almost left without it!"
    Man: *chuckles* "Okay that was a good one" *buys dance*

    Another girl at my club before the dance told one of her costumers "Tipping is not a city in China". She is Chinese and sometimes goes by Bangkok. I thought it was very clever.
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    My friend's favorite line used to be, "Hey, my parents aren't here, so do you want to go up to my room and play?" (while pointing to VIP). It wasn't all pedophilia-like when she did it, just kinda geeky and totally awesome.

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    Default Re: Ridiculous lines that work

    Recently I've been using one that seems to be working well. "I know you're going to get more than one private dance, so why not just go straight to the VIP so we don't get interrupted?"

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    Idk but I'm really in the mood to try some crazy shit tonight. I ALWAYS forget when I'm there, I need like crib notes for real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaden_GD View Post
    Recently I've been using one that seems to be working well. "I know you're going to get more than one private dance, so why not just go straight to the VIP so we don't get interrupted?"
    Haha, that's a great line, not a ridiculous one, but thanks for sharing!

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    I know! So far so good. Yeah sometimes when things are slow I just get the urge to spice things up. Not to fuck with my hustle, but if I'm having fun and goofing around I feel like it gets contagious quickly.

    Keep the posts coming!
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    "I know you want to see me naked. I mean really, who wouldn't?
    "You know what time it is? It's dance o'clock!"
    "What are you up to? Nothing? Well you should be up to your eyeballs in this!"

    Yeah. Sometimes I'm goofy as shit.

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    ^hahaha thats awesome, i'm so going to try the eyeball one. I'm not sure if this counts..but yesterday a guy came in that i've never seen before..asked my nationality (which is awesome, because i tell people i'm about 500 different things, and they always say "oh yeah i see that!" hahaha..) well yesterday i decided to be polish russian and irish (almost all true) and idiotmoronface says "RUSSIAN?? THOSE ARE THE WORST!" so then I asked what godly nationality he was..apparently israeli..to which i said "OMG NO WAY..ISRAELI? YOURE THE WORST EVER" ..it continued from there, ending up in me telling him off so, so nicely- i was quite proud of myself actually. And then..he asked me out. He didnt spend much $, but I guess being a smartass and being quick on your feet gets you places sometimes ..

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    I really want a Garmin watch for running and I am think of really stupid ways of bringing it up to customers like:
    Oh, your name is Gary... Sounds like Garmin! Oh I want the Garmin 310XT so bad!!!

    I love sitting on you lap, is this like Christmas at the mall with Santa?
    Him: um...no
    Oh, good bc I really can't wait til Christmas. I really want a Garmin 310XT!

    How do you keep in shape?
    Oh you swim! Have your heard about the Garmin 310XT? It is waterproof and pretty accurate for distance even in the pool!! I want one so badly! I always say I'm going to buy it for myself, but then I chicken out. It's my birthday next week!!

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    ^Wow thats awesome haha. Yeah yesterday a custie brought in a HUGE (like, life size) teddy bear for a girl..im like wtf, has magic powers to get guys to bring her stuff (but im pretty sure shes one of the 'take out' girls..eh, but still. I really just want CASH to pay student loans and save for my car, ive tried the "donate to the college fund to the boobies" thing when I walk away, but, its only a few bucks here and there, which add up, but large sums of money up front are better lol. And these girls get the dollar showers all the time! And ive sat there and im like "omg that looks so much fun, ive never had a shower before!" and custie would be like oh im not into that, i rather just give her money, im like wellll..that works too but then they never do...suggestions? lol? I feel like I suck at everything right now =/

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    ^Sorry for a somewhat thread jack, maybe i can change the line to "the showers look so much fun! you wouldnt making me smile today would you?" or something like that?

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    If I find I'm getting stuck in a conversation I start bouncing my boobies, look at them and say "Oooh! My boobies just went into jiggly mode! You have to come get a dance quickly while they're still bouncing!!"

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    A friend of mine does that and it WORKS. She has guys wrapped around her finger!
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    I lost my wallet, can I have yours?

    I dunno, I just made it up...

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    Hahaha that's a good one.
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    one night i drank too much redbull and was going around saying silly crap to everyone. . and went up to a man that was at the atm and (while behind him) said "this is a stick up!" when he turned around i giggled, and he was like where do you want to go.

    it was funny because he couldve gotten mad, but instead thought it was funny. but its not like my voice is intimidating or anything. (ive been told i should record my laugh and sell it to disney.lol)



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    Lol good Idea

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    I learned this from a girl I knew who was ALWAYS doing lapdances. Tried it and it actually works. Sorry though, it's for blondes only. "How 'bout some blonde ambition between your legs?" I'm sure she had other things she said but this was the only thing she told me. I felt like an asshole the first time I said this, but it works.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlundressed View Post
    My friend's favorite line used to be, "Hey, my parents aren't here, so do you want to go up to my room and play?" (while pointing to VIP). It wasn't all pedophilia-like when she did it, just kinda geeky and totally awesome.
    I love this one. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by xXSophie_FataleXx View Post
    I learned this from a girl I knew who was ALWAYS doing lapdances. Tried it and it actually works. Sorry though, it's for blondes only. "How 'bout some blonde ambition between your legs?" I'm sure she had other things she said but this was the only thing she told me. I felt like an asshole the first time I said this, but it works.
    I gotta rework this to fit a Latina!!

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    lol ive said, how about a naked girl between your legs, hmmmmm? with raised eyebrows and a big smile. sometimes im shy about using silly lines, so i've only done it a few times.

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    oh , i asked a coworker what she says when custies ask about room prices (it's like, 1200 an hour or something crazy). even the managers tell us to act dumb or to call a host over when they look interested.

    custie: how do you not know the full amount?
    girl: im too pretty to do math, i guess.

    she has a ton of answers like this, and since shes blonde and does it with a smile it works!

    or she'll say, do i look like an accountant? i hope not :pouts:

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    Oooooooo i could totally say" how abt some blk power between your legs?.......can i get a fist pump please?" Hahahahahahahaha
    I'M A HUSTLA HOMIE!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    I lost my wallet, can I have yours?

    I dunno, I just made it up...
    I use a similar line sometimes.

    "I'm soooo bored with spending my money... can I have yours?" or sometimes "Let's spend yours!".
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    ^ahahaha! That might be better than the blonde version!
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