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    Default Am I the only one that got this email last night?

    darling

    i am looking for a girl who can live in my flat in darlington (northeast UK) and work as live in nanny for a fixed monthly payment. you can work for as long as you want as this can be a permanent work

    so what do you get:

    1) free accomodation with 24 x 7 internet
    2) free meals
    3) we take care of all your living expenses, it means no monthly bills for you
    5) free evenings after 4 afternoon. weekends is completely free too
    6) we pay you £400 per month as pocket money which is net savings for you

    what do we / i get:

    1) discreet fun when my wife is not around / busy ..... lol
    2) you will look after our 2 kids during daytime (9 to 4) when we at work outside



    i am 32 yrs of age living with my wife and 2 little lovely kids

    so if above sounds interesting then we can discuss further on phone or e-mails

    please no time wasters
    kisses

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    Not in Uk but I found this really fucking amusing. Sure I'll leave my townhome and go live in some room and become a sex slave...SMFH @ some of these Men. This guy obviously dosen't know anything about me and sent out mass mail. 400 a month? HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

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    Default Re: Am I the only one that got this email last night?

    This can't be serious. If it is then he is a moron and a scumbag. Where can anybody find full-time live in help for £400 ($600) per month, even with room and board? I have a live-in and pay a multiple of that, and I have a good deal compared to some. Also, would you really want to hire someone to take care of your children based upon whether she will fuck you?

    Good luck to those poor kids if he finds a taker.

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    ^ I guess the "draw" would be not having to pay rent and $600 PLUS whatever you making while saying here camming? even then hell no but I bet you someone's gonna go for it!

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    ^600 per month ($150 per week) to live in a bedroom in his apartment, take care of his kids full time during the days PLUS be his "beck and call" girl when his wife is not around?

    You know better than I do, but I can't even get a straight-up live-in nanny for that money, never mind whatever else that job taker would have to do for him.

    And how are you going to cam when you are limited to a single bedroom in an apartment with a wife and kids in it? Isn't there a certain amount of noise involved (I have no idea)? Also, couldn't you make more money camming from 9-4 each day than the chump change he is paying for the week (even factoring living expenses)?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rickdugan View Post
    ^600 per month ($150 per week) to live in a bedroom in his apartment, take care of his kids full time during the days PLUS be his "beck and call" girl when his wife is not around?

    You know better than I do, but I can't even get a straight-up live-in nanny for that money, never mind whatever else that job taker would have to do for him.

    And how are you going to cam when you are limited to a single bedroom in an apartment with a wife and kids in it? Isn't there a certain amount of noise involved (I have no idea)? Also, couldn't you make more money camming from 9-4 each day than the chump change he is paying for the week (even factoring living expenses)?
    I don't think I'd leave my beautiful townhome foR such bullshit. However girls get desperate and do anything. I bet you at least one will try negotiating a higher price and take his offer. My reply to him was "Hahahahahaha You must be joking" LOL!

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    Default Re: Am I the only one that got this email last night?

    Ha

    what a loser either its a joke or hes just a moron with ( no sense of) money

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    MALAYA! I got that too hun! he must be fucking kidding!

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    Oh man, thanks for the laugh! Shit, I so needed that. Bwahahaha!
    Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.

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    ewww what a creep

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    Quote Originally Posted by pussyplayground View Post
    MALAYA! I got that too hun! he must be fucking kidding!

    You did too huh?!?! Damn I was like .. what the hell did this fool see in me to think that I could be a nanny! hahahahaha! What a mess! He'd have to kickout way more than that for me to step foot in his rusty shack. Cheap bastard! lol

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    That is just really hysterical..makes me think of the nick at nite show the nanny..only..she wasn't his sex slave and STILL got everything she wanted..haha. Oh, how I love nick at nite. hehe.

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    I really want to know if he writes you back with some smart ass remark... keep us updated hahaha. Too funny!

    I always love it when guys say this kinda stuff then write back 'Well I wasn't attracted to you anyway!' Like ok dude whatever...
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    Default Re: Am I the only one that got this email last night?

    better keep adding some zeros to that.....pff
    why not advertise one babysitter and one live in sex slave position? im thinkin of those poor kids here having to stay with some crackwhore and live the trailer park life during days thats gotta fuck you up

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    LOL!! People are seriously crazy these days. It worries me for those kids though That guy is obviously whacko.

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    Default Re: Am I the only one that got this email last night?

    Darlington in the Northeast is very close to me :-) I go swimming there with my niece every other week , this it totally irrelevant , but just saying .

    Not that I plan to take him up on his sweet and generous offer =))

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    Quote Originally Posted by ukmissy View Post
    Darlington in the Northeast is very close to me :-) I go swimming there with my niece every other week , this it totally irrelevant , but just saying .

    Not that I plan to take him up on his sweet and generous offer =))

    Lmfao of course. Please don't go anywhere near that guy. I have no way of tracking your whereabouts!

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    I see this kind of shit on CL all the time. Never seen one for a nanny position, though. It's usually things like free rent in exchange for being their "girlfriend."

    24/7 escort? minus 10 hours of sleep/ bathroom time= about $20,000 per week, or, 90,000 per month.
    9am-4pm weekdays only escort minus 1 hour bathroom time= about $6,000 per week, or, 27,000 per month.

    I'm assuming $200 an hour, here, and I think that's low compared to some of your rates.

    If I assume rent in that area is about $600/ mo for a spare room, plus the $600 allowance per month, that's about $270 per week. At the 9-4 time frame, that's about . . . .

    !!!!!!!!! $9 PER HOUR. !!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Hahahah seriously?? 9 bucks an hour!!!

    Oh if this guy could see our posts ROFL!!!
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    Watch some girl takes him up on it, threatens to tell his wife, and blackmails him for several thousand. In my dreams.

    In WA, $9/hr is 45cents above minimum wage. You'd make more working at cruddy retail stores than taking that guy's offer!

    I see this stuff on CL all the time too! There was a guy near where I live, wanted a live-in AND she had to pay rent! Dudes are just cheap... not that any of you didn't know that.
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    Yeah I wouldn't be fucking someone AND taking care of their kids pretty much full time for $600 a month LOL.

    Babysitters are getting paid like $7-10 an hour in my area, even the less experienced ones. Also, you can charge like $300-400 an hour as an escort and only have sex twice to make/supersede that. Fuck, even blow n go bitches could do better than $600/month.

    Plus, what is the likelihood of the wife walking in one day? Seriously. If you live there she might torch your shit and kick you to the curb immediately.

    I say fuck that. $1,500-2,000 a month to be a live in nanny (which usually entails cleaning, running errands, working late when things come up, etc) and find your own damn hooker!
    If you are willing to do for one year what other's won't, you can spend a lifetime doing what other's cant.


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    That email is hysterical. I didn't get that one, but have gotten some doozies.

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